Shattered Honour Chapter Seven

[Nanami Touko]

Bleeding profusely, he made a faint cry in the direction of tordel, and then another at bilbo, managing to also knock another bolt into Walter.

Bilbo's turn

[peener weener]

"What is it buddy? Huh? What's the matter? Can't you speak? Are you dumb? It's that, isn't it. You're dumb. And you want me to fix this."

Bilbo ponders for a moment how to do this. After a few seconds of thinking he decides he has no idea, so he does the only thing he is useful for. He slaps some green shit onto the guy, hoping for the best.

Dumb Jordan is healed for 8 hit points.

"I'm sorry, ol' pal. I can't fix dumb. Maybe I can? I dunno. Hell if I know."

[Parrhesia]

It took me too long to realise Chrys was stunned, so his turn stands. Ratter is still out of it, though.

[Shin]

Jordan was drawing too much enemy fire, Tordel needed to divert a little of it. Eyeing one of the archers, there was something he could do.

"Hey you, the whore with the fiddle bow. You're not going to get any customers by playing music, although I guess you really don't have much going for you."

Tordel taunts Zanna

Ratter's turn

[Parrhesia]

JACQUI

Jacqui takes a chunk out of Dane's shield with an overhand falchion blow, then stabs him right in the gut with her scramasax, takes advantage of his stagger backwards to swing her falchion into his shoulder and finishes the maneuver by headbutting the guy full in the face. Dane takes 17 total, and is stunned.

Name     Class      STR  STA  DEX  AGI  Weapon      Secondary  Shield   Armor           HP  MT    HIT  EV   AS    Melee?
Jack     Warrior    9    7    6    5    Cutlass     Hatchets   heater   Splintmail(6)   29  14/12 8/4  12/10 14/10 Y
Tordel   Warrior    7    8    5    7    Bas. Sword  Morningstar tower   Chainmail(5)    32  12/13 6/3  13   21/14 Y
Jacqui   Mercenary  8    8    6    6    Falchion    Scramasax  n/a      Laminar*(6)     22  14/11 5/3  6    21    Y
Leonhard Mercenary  12   8    6    1    Cleaver     Hatchets   n/a      Half-Plate(6)   22  19/15 7/4  1    13/2  Y
Chrys    Mercenary  9    5    6    7    Crucible*   Knives     n/a      Banded Mail(6)  16  17/10 5/5  9/7  21/14 Y
Ratter   Mercenary  9    9    1    7    Francisca   Maul       targe    Splintmail(6)   28  15/15 3/4  10/7 15/14 Y
Irene    Rogue      5    6    7    9    Bas. Sword  Sabre      n/a      St. Leather(2)  26  10/8  7/5  11/9 27    Y
Oshea    Rogue      4    5    9    8    Rapier*     Dirk*      n/a      St. Leather(2)  29  6/6   11/4 11/8 24    Y

Jordan   Scout      4    7    9    7    Dirk        Cranequin  buckler  Scalemail(4)    11  7/13  8/7  9/7  21/20 N
Matthias Archer     7    4    9    5    Broadaxe    Greatbow   n/a      Cuirass(5)      20  13/15 8/3  5    12/12 N
Banquo   Archer     5    7    12   4    Scimitar    Knightbane n/a      Light Chain(5)  29  10/18 11/12 4/7 12/16 N
Bilbo    Apothecary 3    10   7    6    Mace        Crossbow   n/a      St. Leather(2)  38  7/9   5/7  6    12/16 Elsewhere

*ignores armour type damage modifiers

Name     Class      STR  STA  DEX  AGI  Weapon      Secondary  Shield   Armor           HP  MT    HIT  EV   AS    Melee?
Dane     Warrior    8    8    4    5    Warblade    Hatchets   kite     Chainmail(5)    15  14/11 5/3  9    13/10 Y
Lyza     Warrior    8    8    4    5    Warblade    Hatchets   kite     Chainmail(5)    32  14/11 5/3  9    13/10 Y
Paddy    Mercenary  6    8    3    3    Iron Club   n/a        n/a      Brigandine(3)   32  11    6    3    6     Y
Walter   Archer     9    5    7    4    Morningstar Greatbow   n/a      Ringmail(3)     23  15/17 4/2  4/7  8/13  N
Zanna    Archer     9    5    7    4    Morningstar Greatbow   n/a      Ringmail(3)     25  15/17 4/2  4/7  8/13  N
Stephen  Apothecary 6    6    7    8    Mace        n/a        n/a      Brigandine(3)   28  10    5    8    16    N
Neel     Apothecary 6    6    7    8    Mace        n/a        n/a      Brigandine(3)   28  10    5    8    16    N

Matthias' turn.

[spoiler=Initiative]Irene (9)

Oshea (8)

Stephen (8)

Neel (8)

Chrys (7)

Jordan (7-1)

Bilbo (6)

Tordel (7-2)

Ratter (7-2)

Jacqui (6-2)

Matthias (5-1)

Jack (5-2)

Dane (5-2)

Lyza (5-2)

Banquo (4-1)

Walter (4-1)

Zanna (4-1)

Paddy (3)

Leonhard (1-2)

[Blasied]

Matthias takes careful aim at Dane and SNIPE's him for 10 damage.

Autohit. DANE HAS 5HP REMAINING

Jack's turn.

[scorri]

Grinning Jack points his sword at Walter. "Oi, pretty boy. Why not stop wasting your time with weaklings and try and hit me? Or are you too scared to try and hit a real warrior? Well, I suppose if you're that scared you can just run off into the night..."

Jack taunts Walter

Massive enemy turn

[Parrhesia]

DANE, LYZA

Both warriors come to grips with the situation and strike down Jacqui, who staggers back and takes 16 damage.

BANQUO

The laconic Dracian shoots Lyza through the gut for 19 damage.

WALTER, ZANNA

Walter's shot flies wildly past Jack, and Tordel shield catches Zanna's arrow.

PADDY

The bruiser gives Jacqui a solid clout around the head, dealing 5 damage.

The flames burn brighter! Everyone in the inn takes five damage. Dane screams as the flames consume him, and Jacqui is overcome by the concussion, her wounds and the smoke. She collapses, unconscious and bleeding.

Name     Class      STR  STA  DEX  AGI  Weapon      Secondary  Shield   Armor           HP  MT    HIT  EV   AS    Melee?
Jack     Warrior    9    7    6    5    Cutlass     Hatchets   heater   Splintmail(6)   24  14/12 8/4  12/10 14/10 Y
Tordel   Warrior    7    8    5    7    Bas. Sword  Morningstar tower   Chainmail(5)    27  12/13 6/3  13   21/14 Y
Leonhard Mercenary  12   8    6    1    Cleaver     Hatchets   n/a      Half-Plate(6)   17  19/15 7/4  1    13/2  Y
Chrys    Mercenary  9    5    6    7    Crucible*   Knives     n/a      Banded Mail(6)  11  17/10 5/5  9/7  21/14 Y
Ratter   Mercenary  9    9    1    7    Francisca   Maul       targe    Splintmail(6)   23  15/15 3/4  10/7 15/14 Y
Irene    Rogue      5    6    7    9    Bas. Sword  Sabre      n/a      St. Leather(2)  21  10/8  7/5  11/9 27    Y
Oshea    Rogue      4    5    9    8    Rapier*     Dirk*      n/a      St. Leather(2)  18  6/6   11/4 11/8 24    Y

Jordan   Scout      4    7    9    7    Dirk        Cranequin  buckler  Scalemail(4)    6   7/13  8/7  9/7  21/20 N
Matthias Archer     7    4    9    5    Broadaxe    Greatbow   n/a      Cuirass(5)      15  13/15 8/3  5    12/12 N
Banquo   Archer     5    7    12   4    Scimitar    Knightbane n/a      Light Chain(5)  24  10/18 11/12 4/7 12/16 N
Bilbo    Apothecary 3    10   7    6    Mace        Crossbow   n/a      St. Leather(2)  33  7/9   5/7  6    12/16 Elsewhere

*ignores armour type damage modifiers

Name     Class      STR  STA  DEX  AGI  Weapon      Secondary  Shield   Armor           HP  MT    HIT  EV   AS    Melee?
Lyza     Warrior    8    8    4    5    Warblade    Hatchets   kite     Chainmail(5)    8   14/11 5/3  9    13/10 Y
Paddy    Mercenary  6    8    3    3    Iron Club   n/a        n/a      Brigandine(3)   27  11    6    3    6     Y
Walter   Archer     9    5    7    4    Morningstar Greatbow   n/a      Ringmail(3)     13  15/17 4/2  4/7  8/13  N
Zanna    Archer     9    5    7    4    Morningstar Greatbow   n/a      Ringmail(3)     25  15/17 4/2  4/7  8/13  N
Stephen  Apothecary 6    6    7    8    Mace        n/a        n/a      Brigandine(3)   28  10    5    8    16    N
Neel     Apothecary 6    6    7    8    Mace        n/a        n/a      Brigandine(3)   28  10    5    8    16    N

Leonhard's turn.

[spoiler=Initiative]Irene (9)

Oshea (8)

Stephen (8)

Neel (8)

Chrys (7)

Jordan (7-1)

Bilbo (6)

Tordel (7-2)

Ratter (7-2)

Jacqui (6-2)

Matthias (5-1)

Jack (5-2)

Dane (5-2)

Lyza (5-2)

Banquo (4-1)

Walter (4-1)

Zanna (4-1)

Paddy (3)

Leonhard (1-2)

Edited April 9, 2013 by Furetchen

[Ether]

Anyone remember that Agnew guy? Well, Leonhard thought that worked pretty well, so he did it to Paddy too.

Paddy also ceases to exist.

[scorri]

Irene backstabs the unsuspecting Lyza, and grins over the fallen body, daggers glistening with blood. "Who's next?"

Yeah, uh, Lyza's dead.

Oshea's turn

Edited April 9, 2013 by scorri

[Shin]

Oshea's previous attacked failed miserably, but they had all died so it didn't really matter. Being the coward he was, Oshea waits for someone else to get closer to the archers first.

Stephen's turn

[Parrhesia]

In a desperate bid for Guy With Morningstar not to die, the apothecaries heal Walter back to full health - 25.

[Nightmare]

Chrysanthum tears Walter to bits.

"Hah! Patching up? What good is that when you're facing a lion?! You would have had a better chance running away!"

He roars mightily.

[Nanami Touko]

Starting to burn, he tugged hastily on Bilbo's cloak some more. "Bilbo, you're a great, great guy, and I would really love it if you would keep helping me." Desperate to get out of the inn before it came down on all of them he fired into Zanna.

Autohit 10 damage ~'3'~

Bilbo's turn

[peener weener]

"Hey! I cured your dumb! Oh fuc-- oh gods! I'm a miracle-worker! Maybe I can fix your stupid also!"

Saint Bilbo slaps some more green shit on Stupid Jordan.

[Shin]

Tordel advances forward, putting him in range to beat up the enemy.

Ratter's turn

[peener weener]

Ratter runs in the general direction of shit he needs to kill.

[scorri]

Jack shouts, "We've almost got them! Lets hurry up and finish this before the whole inn burns down around us." Running over to Jacqui, he bends down and checks her. With a sigh of relief, he finds that she's still alive, but will need to get out of the fire soon.

Edited April 12, 2013 by scorri

[Blasied]

Matthias, temporarily overcome by smoke, regains his composure and shoots Zanna.

Auto hit exact damage kill.

Jack's turn

(Sorry for being so slow, forgot that Jacqui was out of combat.)

[scorri]

Jack charges, ready to finish this.

Furet's turn

[Parrhesia]

Clearly outmatched, the firebrands raise their hands in a gesture of surrender. "Please, have mercy!" yelps Stephen. "There's nothin'- hrrkgh!"

Banquo loweres his crossbow and hustles forward, vaulting over the broken window. Neel pales visibly, mouthing prayers to various gods as he cowers away from your weapons.

[peener weener]

Ratter spits some blood on Neel's face.

[Parrhesia]

Neel cowers.

[Nightmare]

Chrysanthum straps his sword to his back and leaves the burning place solemnly.

[scorri]

Jack grabs Jacqui and carries her out, while Irene slips out and into the shadows in case another attack is on the way.