Life Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 If you trim the lawn into a fucking hedge maze bitches be tripping to get in. I do the Abe Lincoln. Bitches loves that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 full on beard at age 13. that's when it started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 never chinese lololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 If you trim the lawn into a fucking hedge maze bitches be tripping to get in. More like they are trapped and disappear, never to be heard from again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Did I ever tell you my blonde sideburn story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 I started shaving people in 1922. I'm not used as much now because of my nephews Razor and Scissor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 I would think that a knife was more common before 1922 as a method of shaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Hey shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 giggity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 (edited) I don't, partly due to laziness, partly so I have more stand-up material, so I do occasionally get things like "Oh you mean the one who looked like a paedophile" "Oh I'm sorry you looked over 25" or my personal and least favourite: "As far as sexual predators go you could be mistaken for a tyrannosaurus" "You look like the type of person who'd enjoy Indie club nights" Edited January 28, 2013 by Mikethfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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