Mara

[Anacybele]

Ok, with that comment having been said...I don't mean to step on anyone's toes, but this happened.

I had to do this. I'm sorry, but I just had to get it out of my system. The image in my mind was just too funny to pass up. XD

If I seriously get reported because of this, then you people have no sense of humor.

If it's meant to harrass me, which I don't think because it wasn't directed at me, then it should be reported. Otherwise, no.

[SPSEliwoodGabriel]

Personally, the idea of Mara teaming up with Ike is amusing, but the idea of Mara teaming up with any of the FE heroes would be amusing. Since, y'know, it's Mara.

And, as said before, in b4 Jack Frost cosplay Marth, tiara over his hat.

[alarnis92]

Personally, the idea of Mara teaming up with Ike is amusing, but the idea of Mara teaming up with any of the FE heroes would be amusing. Since, y'know, it's Mara.

And, as said before, in b4 Jack Frost cosplay Marth, tiara over his hat.

Jack Frost cosplaying Marth would be way too cute. Heck any of the FE characters being cosplayed by Jack Frost would be too cute.

[Murdok Dracul]

If I were Mara (not a happy thought), I'd be terrified of getting my...er...neck(?) impaled on those chariot spikes.

And that's terrible.

Mara doesn't look like much of a boss. Surely it'd be really easy to kill it by cutting off the "head".

[Nightmare]

If I were Mara (not a happy thought), I'd be terrified of getting my...er...neck(?) impaled on those chariot spikes.

And that's terrible.

Mara doesn't look like much of a boss. Surely it'd be really easy to kill it by cutting off the "head".

It's funny, I always think about that too.

Mara is actually one of the highest ranking demons. You'd be in for a ride (ah ha ha) if you took him lightly.

[Espinosa]

I voted yes, it should be the game's Jeigan.

I disagree. That would give people a legitimate reason to say that Jeigan is a dick.

[Murdok Dracul]

It's funny, I always think about that too.

Mara is actually one of the highest ranking demons. You'd be in for a ride (ah ha ha) if you took him lightly.

Oh God...oh God...

that'swhatshesaid

I disagree. That would give people a legitimate reason to say that Jeigan is a dick.

Then he should be the game's Innes or Soren.

(Even more reason to pair him with Ike)

EDIT: Or Shinon (help me name all the playable dicks of FE?)

Edited January 24, 2013 by Murdok Dracul

[Doga]

Arioch x Mara.

A match made in heaven.

[Kon]

Now now Anacybele, you're taking this much, much too seriously. No need to call on the mods for this.

It would be spectacularly wonderful for Mara to be in this game. I find it to be a fascinating demon and, come on, a chariot riding green tentacle penis is just the best thing.

[Soledai]

...A lotta tension in here...

But... *sigh* I cannot believe... how much of a shit, one demon is causing...

First, I will say that Mara(appearances aside) is pretty good demon to use

Second, I will say, when my bro(since he plays SMT) first got Mara, I was surprised too, but I got used to it, especially when I found out what he represents

I do agree that, if Mara somehow gets in, the rating will be, without fail, bumped to M, but the question is... So what?

Finally, Even if Mara, gets his entry, what difference would that make on the overall story, if any?

@Anacybele: In the SMT games, you have the option of demon fusion to create stronger demons, and since Mara can be created by fusion, so you don't have to see him in the later SMTs(He's a boss in some of the earlier ones), It's not like you'd HAVE to use him, just cuz he's there

Now, I voted yes, because, assuming demon fusion is in... He'd be another good demon to use... that's it really

EDIT: This Mara thing is getting really old, really fast

Edited January 25, 2013 by Soledai

[Ike-Mike]

Doga's posts in this thread are making me laugh.

Hats off to you.

Edited January 25, 2013 by Ike-Mike

[Doga]

I aim to please and satisfy.

[SPSEliwoodGabriel]

You guys, what about Beelzebub the fly? Or Abaddon?

[Karasz]

^ Beelzebub is a fly demon, and Abaddon is a slime demon. I would imagine they'd be allowed in the game just fine.

Y'know, there's also Mishaguji to consider. Don't know what Mishaguji is?

That pic can probably explain it better than I can. He basically gives new meaning to the term "bring things to a head." Haha

Edited January 26, 2013 by Karaszure

[Nightmare]

Mishaguji is a pretty cool dude too, but sadly, he isn't half as glorious as Mara.

[OrangeCrush980]

I still remember the first time I saw Mara. Someone on this forum was using it as their avatar and I got mad at him for "blatant pornography".

[Ein]

I was particularly saddened by Mara's design in Nocturne.

At least he looked somewhat like Mara even if it was just a slime retexture thing... Then again we couldn't actually fuse Mara. Nocturne why?! D:

And a pain in the ass if he got lucky critical hits with Hades Blast.

[Mikethfc]

Yeah. I agree. NO! Penis-like things shouldn't be in any game... let alone a FIRE EMBLEM(!) one.

Obviously somebody hasn't played much Beat 'em and Eat 'em or Cuater's Revenge lately

edited because I saw this:

ILU so much right now

Edited January 27, 2013 by Mikethfc

[Original Alear]

OK I know I said I wasn't going to post unless I was posting porn to get banned but this is just intolerable. I can't stand this anymore. I have a feeling that none of you have any idea what you are talking about at this point, I mean I wouldn't say I'm close to tears but there's actually a pit of anger in my stomach at how badly I believe you people are botching this...I cannot stand to see you this way.

Mara's not a goddamn penis monster. It's just not. Not until further evidence is in.

Let us begin with the history of the penis as I've come to understand it in the past 3 or 4 minutes (maybe less than that).

According to the BBC,

http://news.bbc.co.u...ure/3291025.stm

We see

Scientists have identified the oldest male fossil animal yet discovered. It is an ocean-dwelling creature from 425-million-year-old rocks in the UK.

As the discoverer of a new species, David Siveter and his co-researchers provided the name for the ostracode. They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis".

Personally I feel I have some feeling of brotherhood with this strange aqueous creature (because it is dead, and apparently knows how to swim), but I am not actually sure whether these feelings are well-founded and would like a documentary, preferably narrated by Herzog, to be produced on these creatures at some point.

The key fact I rely on here is the dating of a 425-million-year-old fossil. I don't know a lot about the process of fossilization...though I figure different rocks form around this amazing swimmer or other organisms while taking different lengths of time.

Meanwhile, let us note an entirely unpenislike and unpenisbearing creature, Priapulida (Priapulida is in fact a phylum of worms containing, or at least it had contained, a variety of subsections such as Maccabeus.)

The name of the phylum relates to the greek god of fertility, because their general shape, and their extensible spiny introvert (eversible proboscis) may recall the shape of a penis.

Let us note the following:

-The Greek God of fertility, while possibly somewhere in SMT, likely does not manifest in real life (plz provide # if so).

-While the worm is said to recall the shape of a penis, it is not said to be a penis.

Finally we learn, consulting the article, that:

-The non-penis penis-like worm existed roughly around 541-485 mya (I left out some decimals and margin(s?ae?) of error) at least, (based on the statement that it was around durin' the Cambrian era).

-The amazing swimmer with a large penis existed roughly 425 mya (see above, it was taken from another article).

So in conclusion, I contest Mara is not a penis creature or god, on account of the fact that he is so tremendously phallic that he transcends penishood and is simply phallic, or priapulidaic, or antepriapidiluvian or something. I ask that Mara fans please consider not calling him penis-like or worse yet a penis but phallic or priapic or something (I openly grant that penis-like doesn't seem too bad a word, but all-in-all I feel that it is just a bit too close to really be stomached). And I concede that my understanding of these matters truly is inadequate to the extent of necessarily holding the requisite amount of data necessary to convince you that these measures are worthy of consideration.

This is not to contest how wonderful M-mara is, or even, I don't know, that weird foot monster that is supposed to be in Japanese people's toilets. They're all great.

I didn't vet the BBC or wikipedia, probably I should have :( I feel like I've walked into some kind of trap.

EDIT-TBH when I looked at the Pic Mike quoted I felt like it looked more like a tree on a chariot than a penis...I guess that would be a bit redundant as far as phallic stuff goes, but because of their size and girth and rigor and color I really don't tend to think of trees as phallic. I guess I do sometimes think a phallus could be tree-like though. Just cuz trees are cooler...

EDIT2-If there is internet records I WOULD like to know if I ever said Mara was a penis though :(

Mara was a penis

:(

I still remember the first time I saw Mara. Someone on this forum was using it as their avatar and I got mad at him for "blatant pornography".

I'm pretty sure I didn't get mad at that asshole for that, but he pisses me off for all sorts of other reasons :(

Edited March 23, 2013 by Mouse

[Original Alear]

OK I know I said I wasn't going to post unless I was posting porn to get banned but this is just intolerable. I can't stand this anymore. I have a feeling that none of you have any idea what you are talking about at this point, I mean I wouldn't say I'm close to tears but there's actually a pit of anger in my stomach at how badly I believe you people are botching this...I cannot stand to see you this way.

Mara's not a goddamn penis monster. It's just not. Not until further evidence is in.

Let us begin with the history of the penis as I've come to understand it in the past 3 or 4 minutes (maybe less than that).

According to the BBC,

http://news.bbc.co.u...ure/3291025.stm

We see

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Personally I feel I have some feeling of brotherhood with this strange aqueous creature (because it is dead, and apparently knows how to swim), but I am not actually sure whether these feelings are well-founded and would like a documentary, preferably narrated by Herzog, to be produced on these creatures at some point.

The key fact I rely on here is the dating of a 425-million-year-old fossil. I don't know a lot about the process of fossilization...though I figure different rocks form around this amazing swimmer or other organisms while taking different lengths of time.

Meanwhile, let us note an entirely unpenislike and unpenisbearing creature, Priapulida (Priapulida is in fact a phylum of worms containing, or at least it had contained, a variety of subsections such as Maccabeus.)

Let us note the following:

-The Greek God of fertility, while possibly somewhere in SMT, likely does not manifest in real life (plz provide # if so).

-While the worm is said to recall the shape of a penis, it is not said to be a penis.

Finally we learn, consulting the article, that:

-The non-penis penis-like worm existed roughly around 541-485 mya (I left out some decimals and margin(s?ae?) of error) at least, (based on the statement that it was around durin' the Cambrian era).

-The amazing swimmer with a large penis existed roughly 425 mya (see above, it was taken from another article).

So in conclusion, I contest Mara is not a penis creature or god, on account of the fact that he is so tremendously phallic that he transcends penishood and is simply phallic, or priapulidaic, or antepriapidiluvian or something. I ask that Mara fans please consider not calling him penis-like or worse yet a penis but phallic or priapic or something (I openly grant that penis-like doesn't seem too bad a word, but all-in-all I feel that it is just a bit too close to really be stomached). And I concede that my understanding of these matters truly is inadequate to the extent of necessarily holding the requisite amount of data necessary to convince you that these measures are worthy of consideration.

This is not to contest how wonderful M-mara is, or even, I don't know, that weird foot monster that is supposed to be in Japanese people's toilets. They're all great.

I didn't vet the BBC or wikipedia, probably I should have :( I feel like I've walked into some kind of trap.

EDIT-TBH when I looked at the Pic Mike quoted I felt like it looked more like a tree on a chariot than a penis...I guess that would be a bit redundant as far as phallic stuff goes, but because of their size and girth and rigor and color I really don't tend to think of trees as phallic. I guess I do sometimes think a phallus could be tree-like though. Just cuz trees are cooler...

EDIT2-If there is internet records I WOULD like to know if I ever said Mara was a penis though :(

:(

I'm pretty sure I didn't get mad at that asshole for that, but he pisses me off for all sorts of other reasons :(

Hey SeverIan,

someone on your fanbase says

Obviously the idea of stages/ages is a somewhat arbitrary taxonomy in any

case; they are probably among the most 'socially constructed' of all

scientific terms.

think again before opening your mouth!

(but tbh it's still a gap of a few million years)

Edited April 4, 2013 by FluxYetSeVerite

[Doga]

Are you talking to yourself?

[Bearemy]

Are you talking to yourself?

This got weird in a way I did not expect it to.

[Fala]

I WANT MARA IN THIS GAME. Imagine you favorite waifu using this in battle.

[Saint of Games]

And.... with my vote it comes down to 14 votes "gross", 8 votes con, and 69 votes pro. Fitting... Very fitting

[Magical CC]

Arioch was in the Devil Survivor games so I guess Vagina Monster is more viable than Penis Monster.

Lol, now that I take a closer look at Arioch....yeah....

For Mara, he's kinda stupid and hillarious. I remember that he was the guard to Lucifer castle. He promised me power that will make me stronger than Lucifer and Satan...really, if he can grant me that power...why the hell is he guarding Lucifer castle?

Edited May 30, 2013 by Char