DLC Conversation/Script Thread

[Shadow Mir]

Emmeryn: My...previous history... I want...to know...too...What do...you know...about me...?

Stahl: I hope you didn't read that book. ...I mean, not that I should care. I'm the most forgettable Shepherd around. My page is practically blank. Gods, that might be the most depressing secret of them all...

[Sock]

^Hahaha, oh Stahl, you poor guy... Generic, hungry guy...

Quick question, for SB, there's a lot of claimed quotes by Fayt, it's been a while since they released, and they haven't come and regrabbed their Scramble quotes either. Would you like me to cover the quotes after the Harvest Scramble map comes out in NA? EDIT: Talking both Harvest and SB quotes here

Go for it Wheels. You're really gung-ho about this, and I know you post your stuff quickly. x3

Dang it, I was actually looking forward to another paralogue to transcribe... Guess I'll go check out Harvest Scramble! YAY! After updating the lists.

[I.M. Gei]

agh god that was really long and I didn't miss Nah's map's gimmick at all

Time to wait until Future of Despair starts coming out.

[Sock]

Edit: also, confirming I'll do all of Fayt's Harvest stuff if Harvest comes out today.

Um, if were claiming not recently claimed stuff, can I add Tiki ---> Anna and Tiki ---> Say'ri?

On the subject of ungrabbed stuff, I'm taking Maribelle > Lissa and Sumia > Cordelia - the guy who had them was a no-show and didn't bother to regrab them, so it's fair to say he's lost his claim to them.

All these claims have been added. As well as Wheels to the SB21 and 3 stuff. [Oops... Put the wrong number here.]

agh god that was really long and I didn't miss Nah's map's gimmick at all

Time to wait until Future of Despair starts coming out.

Question: Are you also going to get the ending dialogue in Roster Rescue if you don't defeat all the enemeies? You hadn't said which you were taking the other day, so I just put them down for both of them. :o I'll take you off if you aren't.

Edited April 25, 2013 by Tsamimi

[I.M. Gei]

Question: Are you also going to get the ending dialogue in Roster Rescue if you don't defeat all the enemeies? You hadn't said which you were taking the other day, so I just put them down for both of them. :o I'll take you off if you aren't.

Nope, I only wanted to record the ending I got if I beat all seven Revenants and got Palla. Sorry for the confusion.

[Sock]

-steals top post-

Reminder for the Scramble/Bonds DLC conversations: There are two conversations for each pair. Be sure to get both for your claims!

~~~

Claims Lists:

[Note: Items crossed out have been claimed.]

[spoiler=Smash Brethren 3]Misc. Script (If there is any.)

Enemy Quotes:

Innes - Wheels

Battle

Battle w/ Ricken

Deathquote

Soren - Wheels

Battle

Battle w/ Henry

Deathquote

Marisa

Battle w/ Priam

Sothe - Wheels

Battle

Battle w/ Owain

Deathquote

Edward - Wheels

Battle

Ephraim - Wheels

Battle

Battle w/ Morgan (M)

Deathquote

Raigh - Wheels

Battle

Battle w/ Laurent

Deathquote

[spoiler=Rogues and Redeemers 2]Ally Quotes:

Lyon

Talk w/ Priam - Ace Tactician

Enemy Quotes:

Ike

Battle w/ Priam - Ace Tactician

[spoiler=Death's Embrace]Enter Battle Quotes:

Frederick - Faye

Miriel - Faye

Sumia - Faye

Lon'qu - Faye

Ricken - Faye

Olivia - Faye

Henry - Faye

Say'ri - Faye

Donnel - Faye

Yen'fay - Faye

Priam

[spoiler=Five Anna Firefight]Enter Battle Quotes:

Chrom - Faye

Avatar (M) - Faye

Frederick - Faye

Miriel - Faye

Lon'qu - Faye

Ricken - Faye

Olivia - Faye

Henry - Faye

Say'ri - Faye

Tiki - Faye

Donnel - Faye

Anna - Faye

Priam

Inigo - Faye

Laurent - Faye

Noire - Faye

[spoiler=Roster Rescue]Pre-Battle Script

Misc. Script

Enter Battle Quotes:

Chrom - Faye

Avatar (M) - Faye

Frederick - Faye

Sully

Virion

Vaike

Miriel - Faye

Kellam

Sumia - Faye

Lon'qu - Faye

Ricken - Faye

Panne

Gaius

Gregor

Nowi

Libra - Faye

Tharja - Faye

Olivia - Faye

Cherche

Henry - Faye

Say'ri - Faye

Tiki - Faye

Basilio

Flavia

Donnel - Faye

Gangrel - Faye

Walhart

Yen'fay - Faye

Aversa

Priam

Gerome

Morgan (F)

Yarne

Laurent - Faye

Post-Battle Script:

Do not complete objective

Bonds/Scramble DLC Set:

[Note: Claimed items not crossed out have not been recently confirmed.]

[spoiler=Harvest Scramble]Conversations:

Sully > Miriel - Pikayoshi

Virion > Frederick - Faye

Vaike > Chrom - Ace Tactician

Miriel > Cherche - Pikayoshi

Sumia > Cordelia - Levant Fortner

Donnel > Stahl - Faye

Donnel > Kellam - Faye

Lon'qu > Gregor - Pikayoshi

Maribelle > Olivia - Faye

Gaius > Chrom - Ace Tactician

Cordelia > Panne - Silver Lightning

Gregor > Ricken - Faye

Libra > Gaius - Faye

Anna > Tiki - Silver Lightning

Cherche > Nowi - Ace Tactician

Tiki > Nowi - Faye

Tiki > Lucina - Silver Lightning

Tiki > Say'ri - Silver Lightning

Brady > Yarne - Faye

Cynthia > Nah - Faye

Morgan (M) > Owain - Silver Lightning

Morgan (M) > Yarne - Faye

Morgan (F) > Noire - Faye

Laurent > Yarne - Faye

Nah > Morgan (F) - Silver Lightning

[spoiler=Summer Scramble]Before Battle Script - Ace Tactician

Costume Change Scenes: - Faye

Chrom

Gaius

Cordelia

Tharja

Enter Battle Quotes:

Avatar (M) - Faye

Avatar (F) - Faye

Chrom - Faye

Lissa - Levant Fortner

Frederick - Faye

Sully

Virion

Stahl

Vaike

Miriel - Faye

Sumia - Faye

Kellam

Donnel - Faye

Lon'qu - Faye

Ricken - Faye

Maribelle - Levant Fortner

Panne

Gaius

Nowi

Cordelia - Levant Fortner

Gregor

Libra - Faye

Tharja - Faye

Anna - Levant Fortner

Olivia - Faye

Cherche

Henry - Faye

Say'ri - Faye

Tiki - Faye

Basilio

Flavia

Gangrel - Sweq32

Walhart - Sweq32

Emmeryn - Levant Fortner

Yen'fay - Sweq32

Aversa - Sweq32

Praim - Sweq32

Lucina - Faye

Owain

Inigo - Faye

Brady - Faye

Kjelle

Cynthia - Faye

Severa - Faye

Gerome

Morgan(M) - Faye

Morgan(F) - Faye

Yarne

Laurent - Faye

Noire - Faye

Nah - Levant Fortner

Conversations:

Chrom > Avatar - Faye

Chrom > Avatar (spouse) - Ace Tactician

Lissa > Sumia - Faye

Virion > Lon'qu - Faye

Virion > Gaius - Silver Lightning

Stahl > Chrom - Faye

Stahl > Vaike - Ace Tactician

Vaike > Frederick - Faye

Miriel > Sumia - Faye

Miriel > Maribelle - Faye

Kellam > Frederick - Faye

Donnel > Virion - Faye

Donnel > Gregor - Faye

Lon'qu > Libra - Faye

Ricken > Chrom - Faye

Ricken > Vaike - Silver Lightning

Maribelle > Sumia - Faye

Panne > Sully - Silver Lightning

Gaius > Avatar - Faye

Gaius > Avatar (spouse)

Gaius > Lon'qu - Faye

Nowi > Sully - Silver Lightning

Nowi > Panne - Silver Lightning

Cordelia > Avatar - Faye

Cordelia > Avatar (spouse)

Cordelia > Chrom - Faye

Cordelia > Maribelle - Ace Tactician

Gregor > Stahl - Silver Lightning

Libra > Frederick - Faye

Tharja > Avatar - Faye

Tharja > Avatar (spouse)

Tharja > Cordelia - Faye

Tharja > Olivia - Faye

Olivia > Lissa - Faye

Cherche > Sully - Silver Lightning

Cherche > Panne - Silver Lightning

Cherche > Olivia - Faye

Henry > Kellam - Faye

Henry > Gaius - Faye

Henry > Libra - Faye

Post-Battle Script - Ace Tactician

[spoiler=Hot Spring Scramble]Before Battle Script - Ace Tactician

Costume Change Scenes: - Faye

Lucina

Owain

Inigo

Severa

Enter Battle Quotes:

Avatar (M) - Faye

Avatar (F) - Faye

Chrom - Faye

Lissa - Levant Fortner

Frederick - Faye

Sully

Virion

Stahl

Vaike

Miriel - Faye

Sumia - Faye

Kellam

Donnel - Faye

Lon'qu - Faye

Ricken - Faye

Maribelle - Levant Fortner

Panne

Gaius

Nowi

Cordelia - Levant Fortner

Gregor

Libra - Faye

Tharja - Faye

Anna - Levant Fortner

Olivia - Faye

Cherche

Henry - Faye

Say'ri - Faye

Tiki - Faye

Basilio

Flavia

Gangrel - Sweq32

Walhart - Sweq32

Emmeryn - Levant Fortner

Yen'fay - Sweq32

Aversa - Sweq32

Praim - Sweq32

Lucina - Faye

Owain - Faye

Inigo - Faye

Brady - Faye

Kjelle

Cynthia - Faye

Severa - Faye

Gerome

Morgan(M) - Faye

Morgan(F) - Faye

Yarne

Laurent - Faye

Noire - Faye

Nah - Levant Fortner

Conversations:

Avatar > Lucina - Faye

Avatar > Lucina (spouse) - Faye

Avatar > Lucina (child) - Ace Tactician

Avatar > Owain - Faye

Avatar > Owain (spouse)

Avatar > Owain (child)

Avatar > Inigo - Faye

Avatar > Inigo (spouse)

Avatar > Inigo (child)

Avatar > Severa - Faye

Avatar > Severa (spouse)

Avatar > Severa (child)

Chrom > Emmeryn - Levant Fortner

Anna > Say'ri - Faye

Say'ri > Yen'fay - Big Klingy

Flavia > Anna - Faye

Flavia > Tiki - Faye

Walhart > Basilio - Ace Tactician

Walhart > Priam - Silver Lightning

Emmeryn > Lissa - Levant Fortner

Emmeryn > Gangrel - Faye

Yen'fay > Priam - Faye

Aversa > Tiki - Faye

Aversa > Gangrel - Faye

Owain > Gerome - Ace Tactician

Owain > Laurent - Faye

Brady > Gerome - Faye

Cynthia > Kjelle - Faye

Severa > Lucina - Faye

Morgan (M) > Inigo - Faye

Morgan (M) > Brady - Faye

Morgan (F) > Cynthia - Faye

Morgan (F) > Severa - Faye

Yarne > Owain - Silver Lightning

Yarne > Inigo - Faye

Yarne > Gerome - Silver Lightning

Laurent > Inigo - Faye

Laurent > Brady - Faye

Noire > Lucina - Faye

Noire > Kjelle - Faye

Noire > Cynthia - Faye

Nah > Lucina - Faye

Nah > Kjelle - Silver Lightning

Nah > Severa - Faye

Post-Battle Script - Ace Tactician

Edited April 27, 2013 by Tsamimi

[Shadow Mir]

Put me down for Noire > Severa as well.

[I.M. Gei]

Huh, so I had Severa talk to Kjelle on turn one; then, when Kjelle talked to Severa on turn 3, it was a different convo...I wasn't aware.

[Sine Diego]

I hope people start transcribing all the Harvest Scramble stuff. Some of the convos are goddamn hilarious. Like the one where:

[spoiler=silliness] Nowi talks to Tharja about her "boingy bits"

And yes, "boingy bits" are exactly what you think they are.

[Shadow Mir]

I hope people start transcribing all the Harvest Scramble stuff. Some of the convos are goddamn hilarious. Like the one where:

[spoiler=silliness] Nowi talks to Tharja about her "boingy bits"

And yes, "boingy bits" are exactly what you think they are.

Heh... I'd be on it if I could, but I can't afford it yet.

[Wheels]

Haha, I just like to feel like I'm helping XD

Not sure if it's a glitch, but I'm not getting any Enter Battle quotes :/

Annyways (My god these are long)

[spoiler=Harvest Scramble]

Cynthia & Severa:

>First

Cynthia:

Gaaah! I give up! Somebody, haaalp!

Severa:

What the heck is wrong with you, wailing like a lunatic in the middle of combat?

Cynthia:

I'm trying to comb out my hair, but it keeps getting stuck in a tangle of knots. My perfect battle cry is meaningless if I charge into battle looking ridiculous...

Severa:

Ugh, no kidding. It looks like a bird's nest up there... Here, let me do it. If you just took care of it daily like a NORMAL person, this wouldn't happen.

Cynthia:

Aw, I'm no good with that kind of girly stuff.

Severa:

This may come as a shock, dear, but last I checked, you ARE a girl. Get used to it. I'm glad I caught you before anyone else saw this mess. I'd be mortified for you. Now hold still a moment.

Cynthia:

Thanks, Severa!

Severa:

Ever since we were little, it was always the boys you played with, huh? You'd always wanted to play the hero. I always had to play the wicked spinster... You know, come to think of it, I never much liked those games.

Cynthia:

Ow! Ow ow ow! Take it easy, will ya! I'm sorry, all right?! We were kids! We didn't know any better!

Severa:

Hmph, I wouldn't exactly say you've grown out of that phase. It wouldn't kill you to act the tiniest bit feminine from time to time, you know.

Cynthia:

Aw, that's all right. That's why I have you, Severa.

Severa:

Well, don't blame me when you find you've grown up to be a wicked spinster yourself.

Cynthia:

Oh, I'll be fine. Besides, can you see me growing my hair out like yours? I wouldn't get a quarter of the way there before I got sick of it and hacked it all off.

Severa:
Hmm. I guess you have a point. ...But waaait a minute. Something's coming back to me... Hmm...

Cynthia:

G-gah! Try to stay focused back there, would you? You're- OUCH! You're pulling my hair out in clumps! ACK! Pay attention!

>Second

Cynthia:

Oh, hey, Severa. Thanks again for helping me with my hair!

Severa:

......

Cynthia:

Er, is something wrong? You're making your 'weird' face again...

Severa:

Oh, like you can talk about being weird!

Cynthia:

...Huh? What'd I do now?

Severa:

I remember now. I remember it ALL! Back before you started playing with the boys, you were the girliest of ALL of us!

Cynthia:

Um... Yeah, I guess I was. Heh heh, I didn't think you'd remember that...

Severa:

Then all of a sudden you transformed overnight! It's like something... Oh. Oh no. Cynthia, wasn't that... That was right around when... Your mother...

Cynthia:

...Yeah. After the Risen killed her. Being such a mama's girl, losing her was...It just...hurt so much. I was so angry. After that, doing girly stuff... It all felt so pointless. I didn't care about being pretty. I just wanted to be strong enough to avenge her. I suppose I looked at the boys and thought they seemed stronger... It's silly, huh? When you spell it all out. But you know how kids are.

Severa:

That's why you decided to be a hero?

Cynthia:

Heh, yeah... Still got a long way to go though. I mean, have you seen Kjelle's arms?! I bet she could dual-wield halberds!

Severa:

Heh. Honestly, you're still such a child. ...But I think I understand you now.

Cynthia:

Heh heh. Talking about it is really bringing back the memories, huh... *Sniff* Sorry, Severa. I don't... I don't mean to... *sniffle*

Severa:

You are absolutely hopeless, you know that? Now cut it out before you set me off too. ...And I'm sorry, Cynthia. I don't think I ever understood how serious you were.

Cynthia;
N-no, it's...it's okay, really...

Severa:

Well, if you ever need someone to untangle that mop of yours again...I'm here. So come on, enough tears.

Cynthia:

Y-you don't mind?

Severa:
Seeing you all weepy throws me off. I'M supposed to be the gloomy one. So...yeah. Any time you want. As a special deal just for you.

Cynthia

Hee hee... All right. Thanks, Severa. I mean it!

Ricken & Henry

>First

Henry:

Hey-o, Ricken. Question: Are you interested in dark magic?

Ricken:

Um, I'm not sure. Why?

Henry:

Well, you're always trying to improve yourself, right? To be a better mage? If so, then you should learn about ALL kinds of magic, including the dark arts!

Ricken:

Hmm, I don't know... I'm an elemental kinda guy. Always have been. Fire, Wind, Thunder- magic like that just works for me. I can trust it

Henry:

Nya ha! That's because you don't know all the good things about dark magic!

Ricken:

That's true- I don't. In fact, I kind of assumed there WERE no good things.

Henry:

What?! Blasphemy! There are good sides to everything! Even if said things just so happen to have the work 'dark' in them.

Ricken:

Er, right. Yeah. Of course... Sorry. I didn't mean to be disrespectful.

Henry:

Nya ha ha! It's okay. I mean, it's not like I'm unaware of dark magic's fearsome reputation.

Ricken:

So why don't you tell me then? The good things, I mean.

Genry:

Well, for one, dark magic feels really good!

Ricken:

...It feels good?

Henry:

Yeah! Like when you push your body to the limit to amass dark power. It's like if you buy something really, really expensive. Ever done that? Parting with all that coin is tough, and you feel guilty afterward... But at the same time, you end up with this amazing new thing you wanted! And that feels really good, you know? Dark magic is like that.

Ricken:

Er, oh-kaaay?

Henry:

Yeah. And it gets even better. With the dark arts, everything's painted black. Good stuff, bad stuff, it doesn't matter- and that makes you feel super powerful! Plus, when you defeat an enemy, the feeling is like nothing else. You really should give it a whirl- I know if anyone can appreciate it, it's you!

Ricken:

That's awful nice of you to say but really, I just don't think-

Henry:

Plus, the best thing is, if you master the dark arts... You'll totally start looking like an adult instead of some twerpy little kid!

Ricken:

WHOA! R-REALLY?! An adult? ...Me? Hmm. Now that you mention it, the dark arts ARE very grown up... Fair enough, Henry. You've got me thinking about it in earnest now!

>Second

Ricken:

Henry! I've been thinking about what you said before, and I've decided. I AM interested in learning more about dark magic!

Henry:

Nya ha! Really? That's great!

Ricken:

Yeah! In fact, I'm thinking it would be fun to, er, try taking it for a spin.

Henry:

You won't regret it. Get ready to enjoy the taste of immense power, my friend! First, I have to share some of my dark energy with you.

Ricken:
Sounds good! What do I do?

Henry:

Give me your hands. Both of them. I'll hold them in mine.

Ricken:
Alrighty.

Henry:

Now...stay still. Very still. If you twitch and i get it wrong, you could die.

Ricken:

*Gulp* Er. I didn't know it was so-

Henry:
Ready? Here we go! Three... two... one...NOW!

Ricken:
Whoa. That feels weird! Like a heavy gloom is settling over me. I feel myself becoming...depressed. Is that normal?

Henry:

Oh yeah. Everyone feels like that the first time. But then you get used to it. You just have to grin and bear it for a while until it starts to get better. Okay. You ready for more? Because here goes!

Ricken:

...YEOWCH! My whole..body...suddenly...wracked with pain...

Henry:
Er, wait. It hurts?

Ricken:
Y-yes... All over... Like being pricked with blazing-hot needles... I suppose this is normal too, right? Just...have to..get used to it...?

Henry:

Er, actually, no. Feeling bummed out, sure. Very normal. But horrible, prickly pain? That's not a part of the plan. *Gasp*...WHOA!

Ricken:

Wh-what's wrong? Why'd you suddenly let go of my hands?

Henry:

The magic was repelled somehow and flooded right back into me! Hmm... I'm afraid it seems like you're incompatible with dark magic.

Ricken:
What? Aw, man! B-but I wanted to try it so much!

henry:
Sorry, kid. It's just not gonna work. Your body threw the power back at me. That must have been why it started to hurt. Like I said- you're just not compatible.

Ricken:

Aw, shucks. I guess that's it then. I'm stuck being a regular mage and using boring old elemental magic...like a kid.

Henry:

Uh, listen... you know when I said that dark magic would make you more grown up? Well, I kinda sorta made that up. I just wanted you to have more confidence... You need to stop worrying so much about what other people think of you.

Ricken:

So...you wanted me to try dark magic to help me feel better about myself?

Henry:

Pretty much, yep. Sorry it didn't work out, though. Guess I can't help you after all. It's too bad. I would have liked to have seen what you were like all grown up.

Ricken:
Aw, Henry... I'm so happy that you cared about me enough to try this! I had no idea! Well, I'm not about to give up. I'm gonna keep trying and trying, until one day I can use dark magic too!

Henry:

That's great, Ricken! Who knows? ONce you're a little bigger, maybe-

Ricken:

Hey! No more talking to me like I'm a kid, okay? It's not helping!

Henry:

Oh, er, right. Sorry about that, nya ha! But anyways, let's try again in a little while. The more people we can show the good sides of the dark arts to, the better!

Ricken:

Thanks, Henry! I'll do my best, I promise!

Brady & Owain

>First

Owain:

Ahh, Brady. Perfect timing. Come here a minute.

Brady:

Meh? What do you want?

Owain:

What's a festival without music, am I right?

Brady:

Uh, I guess? So what of it?

Owain:

Then what are you waiting for, Brady? Or should I say... Grand Fiddlemeister Brady, beloved of the earth below!

Brady:

Haw?!

Owain:

Come! Now is the time to unveil your hidden powers of song! Make the sacred dragonsbeard sing! Play us a chorus of eternal prosperity!

Brady:

Eternal what, now? What are you even talking about?

Owain:

Oh dark and tragic day! Is my voice too soft to rouse your soul to wakefulness?! ...... Ugh. Work with me, Brady. I'm asking you to play music.

Brady:

What, because they're havin' a festival, you want me to play violin?

Owain:

there! Perhaps your soul's slumber is not so deep after all... Now take in hand the miraculous dragonsbeard, and-

Brady:
And what's with all this dragonsbeard business? Violin strings are made from catgut, and my bowstrings are horsehair. No dragons involved, see?

Owain:

Gods, you're no fun at all. It's called poetic license! I'm adding drama!

Brady:

Yeah, whatever. Look, are we done? We got a battle to fight here.

Owain:
Wait! Come on, play us a song!

Brady:

Pass. I'm outta practice. I haven't played in weeks.

Owain:

But it won't be a proper festival without music!

Brady:

It won't be a proper festival with a buncha Risen walkin' around, neither!

Owain:

Aww, come on! Pleeeease?!

Brady:

GAH, fine! If it'll just get you off my back, just...fine!

Owain:

You'll do it?!

Brady:

Not like I got much choice. Sheesh... All right. You wanted music- you got it. Sit down, shut up, and listen!

>Second

Owain:

Ahh, such dulcet tones! The melancholy melody flows like a river, washing the spirit clean!

Brady:

Uh, thanks?

Owain:

It is the divine breath of the muse-gods that fills your mortal frame, Brady!

Brady:

Stop. You're embarrassin' me. I got an image to keep here.

Owain:

Heh, don't be so modest. I do not offer words of idle praise, friend. No, by lauding you, I've branded your soul with one of the six highest honors!

Brady:

I got no clue what you're sayin'... But this may be the first time your usual malarkey ain't made me wanna slug ya.

Owain:

You're welcome! And wow, you're pretty good at violin, huh?

Brady:

Heh. Forgot you sound like an eight-year-old when talkin' normally.

Owain:

You should have joined a symphony or something instead of an army!

Brady:

How many symphonies you see fightin' Risen?

Owain:

Still, I think it'd be a much better fit. Probably pays better too!

Brady:

Look, I'm here because I wanna be, all right?!

Owain:

It just seems like a waste, considering your potential.

Brady:

Hey, I can't help that I'm an awful fighter...

Owain:

That's not what I meant. You're a fine fighter, but I think you'd be a world-class musician!

Brady:

Yeah, well. I don't need to be. Not now, anyway. This war's more important.

Owain:
Well, at least you don't have to worry about making ends meet after this is all over.

Brady:

Maybe. And what about you? What's your plan once the war is over?

Owain:

M-me? Er... Huh. Honestly... I have no clue.

Brady:

Why not try and be a poet? A guy what with your, uh...fancy take on words could really go places, yeah? Plus, then I could just hire you to write my lyrics!

Owain:

Poetry, huh? Hmm... Yeah, actually, I could see that! Owain the Wordsmith! It's got a ring to it, eh?

Brady:

Heh. I'm kinda surprised you went for it that quick-like.

Owain:

Hark! On this day is born the voice of a thousand fallen angels! Adore me, muse of muses, whose honeyed words sweeten even life's bitterest truths!

Brady:

Good grief, I'm gonna end up regrettin' this, ain't i...

Inigo & Gerome

>First

Inigo:

Look at that fountain, Gerome. Isn't it just charming?

Gerome:

......

Inigo:

Oh! And is that an antiques stand? Have you ever seen such a precious doll?

Gerome:

...Some of us are fighting here. Cease your pointless nattering.

Inigo:

Ah, yes. So sorry to spoil the mood. Alas, my brilliant plan to bring a little joy into your dreary life has failed.

Gerome:
If you're bored, there are Risen out there that need dispatching.

Inigo:

Hmph. Just trying to set the tone for the festivities to come... Must you always be so dour? You're certainly dressed for a party. Do you often go to masked balls in that silly thing? Here, let me see it.

Gerome:

Wha-?! Never touch a man's mask! Give it here!

Inigo:

Ah ha ha! Now, now. A few minutes without it won't kill you, ...Goodness. Those dark circles under your eyes can't be good, if you ask me.

Gerome:

I didn't. Now give it back!

Inigo:
Boy, someone's rather self-conscious... Not getting much sleep of late? Tut, tut. A soldier needs proper rest, Gerome.

Gerome:

Hmph. You're one to talk.

Inigo:

Oh? And what does that mean?

Gerome:

That you'll be in no condition to fight if you keep slinking off into the night.

Inigo:

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean. I'm always snug in my tent come night!

Gerome:
Really? Then how did you also manage to be at the edge of that lake last night?

Inigo:

How did you-? Gerome, tell me you weren't...

Gerome:
Watching you dance?

Inigo:

Argh! This is so embarrassing! ...And creepy! Next time say something! Don't just watch from the shadows!

Gerome:

Perhaps I will. Next time.

Inigo:

...I suppose you just didn't know what to say after seeing how awful I was. I guess I can't blame you.

Gerome:

I never said that.

Inigo:

Ugh, and of all the nights to be seen, last night was just dreadful! The choreography for that number is nowhere near done, and... Ugh, you are the worst! Stupid, stupid Gerome!

Gerome:

Minerva?!

Inigo:

Wh-what's gotten into her? She seems awfully riled up...

Gerome:
Down, girl! I agree he was out of line, but mauling him is simply out of the question!

Inigo:

M-MAULING me?! Eeeek! K-keep her away from me! I'm too young to be mauled!

Gerome:

Minerva, wait! Bad wyvern!

>Second

Gerome:

...Inigo. I apologize for earlier.

Inigo:
DOn't. It was my fault. I shouldn't have lashed out. I can't blame Minerva for getting excited after I yelled at you like that.

Gerome:
Still, I...

Inigo:

Mm?

Gerome:

I am responsible for my partner's actions. She should not have...nipped you. Let's have that arm here. I'll clean the wound.

Inigo:
What? N-no. I just... I don't think you and I are quite at that stage of our relationship yet.

Gerome:

what? Quit spewing nonsense. Now, hurry up before they're upon us!

Inigo:

Oh, fine... Here.

Gerome:

...... It's shallower than I'd feared. It should heal in no time, but I'll clean and dress it just to be sure...

Inigo:

OW! Ow, ow, ow!

Gerome:

Quiet, would you? I'm almost done.

Inigo:

I can't help if it hurts!

Gerome:

Hold still! You're making this harder than it has to be.

Inigo:

I'm sorry! I'm just...not used to being manhandled like this... Please, Gerome, just promise me you'll be gentle! (A/N: AND HE HAS HIS BLUSHY FACE ON InigoxGerome ship has sailed)

Gerome:
What the hell are you saying? Stop talking like that already!

Inigo:

What? I just never expect you to have such a strong, firm touch...

Gerome:

That! Words like that! You'll give everyone in earshot the wrong idea!

Inigo:

About what?

Gerome:

Ugh, forget it! ...There. You're done.

Inigo:

Argh, but it hurts! It hurts so- Oh, you're done? Not bad! The cleaning was a little botched, but still, you're handy with a bandage, huh?

Gerome:

The cleaning was fine, in spite of all your squirming.

Inigo:

Ha ha. I'm sorry. I'm just teasing. Seriously, thank you, Gerome. Will you let me apologise to Minerva? Once we're done here, I mean. I want to tell her I'm sorry for snapping at you earlier.

Gerome:

...She wasn't angry on my behalf.

Inigo:
What? Then why did she...?

Gerome:

You spoke ill of your dancing. She's actually something of a fan of yours. She was upset that someone she's so fond of belittled his eminently enjoyable talents.

Inigo:

Wait, what?! Are you serious?

Gerome:

Inigo...this is me you're speaking to. Have you ever known me to jape?

Inigo:

All right, fair point. But wow... I didn't see THAT one coming.

Gerome:

That's why I didn't say anything last night. Knowing you, you'd have stopped as soon as you realized you had an audience. Minerva would have been heartbroken.

Inigo:

Huh. I see... Well, it's still a little embarrassing, but i'm glad to hear she liked it. Er...if you think she'd like to see more, tell her she's always welcome. I'll dance extra hard as a way to apologize for today and thank her for her patronage!

Gerome:

Hmm... There are worse ways to kill time on sleepless nights, I suppose.

Inigo:

Ha ha... Touche. ...Er, wait a minute. Does that mean you're planning to come with her?!

Gerome:

I'm not sending her out into the night alone. It could be dangerous.

Inigo:

Well, yeah, for others! I have the bandages to prove it! But hmm... All right. Three's a crowd, but if you really must come too...

Gerome:
What, so she's welcome, but I'm not? Wait, don't tell me you were planning to... Look, I know she's cute, Inigo, but she's a WYVERN. You can't-

Inigo:

WHOA! Slow down there! Just how desperate do you think I am?! I just didn't expect you'd have much fun watching me dance, is all! I'd feel bad knowing you were suffering through it as her chaperone, and-

Gerome:

who says I'd be suffering?

Inigo:

Huh?

Gerome:

I thought you were pretty decent too. I...could watch you dance again. Er, if you don't mind, that is.

Inigo:

You could?! Gerome, I...I'm speechless.

Gerome:

Good. Because we've talked enough for today. Let's get back to work.

Inigo:

Heh, all right. Thanks, Gerome. I feel a lot more confident now. You and Minerva can come and watch me anytime you like. I'll be waiting!

Frederick & Henry

>First

Henry:

Oh boy, I LOVE town fairs! All the banners and stalls and screaming...

Frederick:

Er, indeed. The colorful decorations do lift one's spirits, don't they?

Henry:

Oh? I didn't think you were the type to enjoy smallfolk frolics, Frederick.

Frederick:

Of course I am! Everyone loves a good fair.

Henry:

So when it all starts up again, you're gonna join in the fun? Sample the sweets, dance a jig, toss knives at the jugglers?

Frederick:

Er, no.

Henry:

Oh. So what ARE you going to do?

Frederick:

My job- nay, my duty- is to protect the common folk from harm. Sometimes the most dangerous times are when we give ourselves over to celebration. We let down our guard, and threats to our lives are forgotten for the nonce. It's my responsibility to safeguard this town from war's terrible menace. As such, I must stand stalwart, alert, hand on pommel, ready to do battle!

Henry:
Snooze. That sounds so boring! You must really hate your life.

Frederick:

Not at all. Why do you say that?

Henry:

Isn't it frustrating? Watching everyone letting their hair down and having fun? Meanwhile, you stand around all grim and serious like you've got a lance up your-

Frederick:

*Ahem* On the contrary, I manage to keep myself quite busy indeed. Returning lost children to their tearful parents... Tying down tarps on stalls that are threatening to blow away... Settling disputes between neighbours who've had too much mead... For a knight who years to serve the people, there's no better place than the local fair!

Henry:

......

Frederick:
So no, I don't hate my life at all. I find these fairs to be quote fun.

Henry:

Hmm. I guess we just have different definitions of the word 'fun'...

Frederick:

I think you'd benefit from being able to see things from a knight's point of view. Spend a day in my plate-metal shoes, and then you'd understand!

>Second

Frederick:

...There we go. That should hold it.

Henry:

Hey, Frederick. Whata re you up to?

Frederick:

Securing the guy ropes on this awning lest the wind blow it away. Once I am done, the stall will be safe for the children to procure sweets.

Henry:

Huh. Working for the people again! Listen, Frederick. About that talk we had earlier. Do you remember it?

Frederick:

Yes, of course.

Henry:

Well, I was thinking... You're ALWAYS helping people, you know? Not just at fairs, but on the march, in camp... Heck, you even dig out our latrines! But I have a hard time believing all the work you do is really fun.

Frederick:

I'm not sure I follow...

Henry:

You're like a donkey strapped to a donkey wheel! Round and round you go, working and working, never stopping for a rest. Seems to me your idea of fun is wearing yourself out with chores!

Frederick:

Hmm. Perhaps you're right. I do derive pleasure from a hard day's work...

Henry:

Right?

Frederick:

It gives my life meaning to sacrifice my health for the benefit of others.

Henry:

You know...it sounds a bit like the dark arts to me.

Frederick:
Dark arts?!

Henry:

Yep! Think about it: You derive please from working yourself to the bone, right? And in doing so, you manage to dredge up extra-powerful energy from within! I mean, to outsiders it makes you look like some superhuman saint... But in the end, you're just doing what feels good to you- just like me!

Frederick:

Er, I see... It's certainly an...interesting theory.

Henry:

Nya ha! I know, right? Maybe we should work together to help you develop this natural talent! I'll teach you all about dark magic and how to embrace your inner darkness. It's incredibly dangerous, of course. Most folks get swallowed up, never to return... But I've got a good feeling about you, Frederick! I think you'll probably be okay.

Frederick:

P-probably?! I'm not sure I'd enjoy being swallowed by anything, let alone dark-

Henry:

ANYhoo, now that that's settled, let me know whenn you're ready for our lessons!

Frederick:

Er, something tells me you're not going to take no for an answer... *Sigh* Can we start out small, at least? Something with minimal risk...?

Libra & Virion

>First

Virion:
Greetings, noble Libra!

Libra:

Oh. Hello, Virion. Is there something I can help you with?

Virion:

I was wondering. Once this beastly battle is over and the fair reopened...perhaps you might join me in touring the attractions and enjoying the festivities? Together- a highborn noble and a handsome young servant of the gods... Just think of all the appraising glances and not unwelcome attention we would draw!

Libra:

In other words, you'd like me to help you pick up village girls. (A/N: Virion I AM YOUR WIFE AND I'M STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WHILE YOU'VE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION)

Virion:

Come, come! We'll be the toast of the fair! Where's the harm in that?

Libra:

I apologize, but I'm not in the mood for being the toast of anything.

Virion:
What's wrong, young friend?! Are you unwell? Does your stomach ail you?

Libra:

No, it's not that. I'm afraid my affliction is of the mental kind. I am simply bemoaning my utter helplessness.

Virion:
Helplessness? But, Libra, you always fight so splendidly!

Libra:

You misunderstand... Shortly after we arrived, I met an elderly couple among the residents here. The two were horribly afflicted with a dreadful mortal disease. They seem to be suffering so, but I am powerless to help them... There's a cure, I'm told, but it is terribly expensive. Well beyond my meager means...

Virion:

I see. And thus this feeling of helplessness.

Libra:

Yes. I can strike down countless foes, yet I cannot save the life of one poor old couple? O merciful gods, what am I to do?

Virion:

'Tis a grave problem, I can see. But the solution is obvious, no? You seem to be quite friendly with the immortals above... Therefore, you must pray, my friend! Sooner or later, your voice will be heard!

Libra:

Sooner or later? So I'm to just wait around for a miracle to occur?

Virion:
Don't tell me YOU doubt the power of prayer?! Where is your faith, Libra?

Libra:

N-no, you're right... Forgive me. I need to exercise patience. I need to believe that with enough prayer, that couple can achieve salvation...

Virion:

Y-yes, well, then again, what do I know, right?! You are the priest, after all! ...... ANYhoo, I just remembered I've got some, er, less spiritual business to attend to. If you'll excuse me...

Libra:

*sigh*

>Second

Libra:

O gods, hear my prayer...

Virion:

Libra.

Libra:

Ah, Virion. Did you take care of whatever business you had to attend to?

Virion:

I did. ...Here. This is for you.

Libra:

A flask...of medicine?! Is this the cure I was seeking? Where did you-?! How did you-?!

Virion:

*Shrug* I am a nobleman. I know powerful people in high places. You might say I pulled a few favours is all.

Libra:

B-but this potion is incredibly valuable. The cost alone...!

Virion:

Now, now. You let me worry about that! I'd say you have a more urgent job... There's a certain sickly old couple who are in desperate need of that cure.

Libra:

Hmm...

Virion:
What? why are you staring at me like that? It's most unnerving...

Libra:

You used to own an expensive dagger, did you not? Crafted with the finest steel, encrusted with firestones and dragon gems?

Virion:
Er...

Libra:

Yes. A family treasure, passed down by generations of your ancestors... Yet today, the scabbard hangs empty at your hip. What happened to it?

Virion:

Oh, er, so it does! The knife must have fallen out somewhere, ha ha! Ha.

Libra:

But that was an heirloom!

Virion:

*Shrug* It wasn't THAT valuable, really. Just a fancy dagger, is all. Easy come, easy go, as they say! ANYhoo, must run again. Chat later? ...Oh and don't forget to deliver that medicine to that couple!

Libra:

Virion, wait! *Sigh* He can't fool me. I know exactly what he did with that priceless dagger. He gave it up without hesitation, all for the sake of two elderly strangers... Perhaps that selfless, noble gesture was the miracle I was praying for all along.

Inigo & Owain

>First

Owain:
Hey. Can I ask you something?

Inigo:

Hm? What? Why the serious face? It's not like you at all. If you're not careful, you'll scare off the few girls you haven't already evacuated!

Owain:

Be serious, Inigo. This is important.

Inigo:

Fine, fine. I'm sorry. What's your question?

Owain:

...How many people have you killed? Since coming to this time period.

Inigo:

Wha-?! Owain! What kind of a question is that? If this is more of your usual fun and games, it hardly seems appropriate.

Owain:

Do I sound like I'm playing?

Inigo:

...... Very well. Let's see... Honestly... I...I've lost count by now.

Owain:

You too...

Inigo:
Why do you ask? Why now?

Owain:

Something about the bright lights and festive decorations here just... I dunno. It got me thinking about things. Like...of my first time... How hard it was (A/N This line, taken out of context....LOL)

Inigo:
Strangely, I think I know what you mean. There was nothing like this in our time. Gathering to celebrate was unimaginable. Life for us was all just running and fighting. But on the other hand, we only had to fight the Risen. They weren't...

Owain:
Right. It wasn't until we got to this era that we were forced to fight the living.

Inigo:

I'll never forget the nights I spent here before meeting up with the rest of you. All alone, fighting... Killing just to stay alive.

Owain:

That transition was hard for all of us...

Inigo:

It nearly crushed me, taking my first life... I remember my hands trembling, tears blinding me... I couldn't sleep for days.

Owain:

Yeah... In our time, human life was the most precious thing imaginable. But the moment we arrived here, that all changed... We began claiming it. You can't just flip a switch, like magic, and be able to kill the very next day.

Inigo:
Which world do you think is harder to live in?

Owain:
Well, there's no doubt the future was a bleaker, harsher place. Not a day went by I didn't see humans being hunted and cut down by the Risen.

Inigo:

Our parents among them... Nonetheless, this world has more than its fair share of harsh experiences. I suppose we have to face them down as we fight to bring them to an end.

Owain:

...And we will. Gods, I hope we will.

>Second

Owain:

So about what we were discussing earlier... What do we do about it? Where do we go from here?

Inigo:

To Grima's door. We kick it in and beat him down to save our future. What else is there?

Owain:

No, I know, but...something feels off. In the future, all we had to think about was fighting Grima and the Risen. Things were awful, but simple. But now...in the past, there are living, breathing people standing in our way.

Inigo:

You're worried you're losing sight of who it is we're really fighting?

Owain:

......

Inigo:

we've got to face facts, Owain. Our enemy is anyone standing in the way of a peaceful future. Right? The Risen, Grima, their allies... They're all enemies of that peace.

Owain:

I guess it's unavoidable, huh... Ugh. Ours was never an easy fate, and it just gets more complicated every day.

Inigo:

We all knew it would be hard, but that's why we're here. To change our fate. RIght? We just have to have faith.

Owain:

I do.

Inigo:

Then you've no cause for waver. We're not just fighting for family, but for mankind! We're out to save the world, Owain. But great things come at great cost. If we start second-guessing ourselves, we'll never see it through. ...Right?

Owain:

You're right. Doubt like this will only get us killed. Hope for a better future brought us here, and I can't be second-guessing that. ...Besides, I know I'm not bearing this burden alone. It's hard on everyone.

Inigo:

We're all in this together, Owain. we've all lost people dear to us. We can try to put on a brave face, but those memories will always bubble up. ...Today just happened to be your day of doubt.

Owain:

B-blast my moment's weakness... But fear not this devilry, my friend! 'Twas but the dark whimsy of wicked spirits!

Inigo:

Now, there's the Owain I know and completely fail to understand.

Owain:

What's to understand?! It's simple- I am the chosen warrior of light!

Inigo:

Yes, good, good. Well, it would seem my work here is done. Now, let's have a smile before I go. We are at a festival, after all.

Owain:

The warrior of light has no time for smiling! Only grim and sober smiting...for justice!

Inigo:

Heh, very well. I guess I'll take it.

Owain:

...Hey, Inigo?

Inigo:

Hm?

Owian:

Sorry for the strange questions and all the self-doubt today. If you ever need a shoulder to lean on, I'll always be willing to listen.

Inigo:

Oh? Are you sure? Listening's never been your forte...

Owain:

Hey! I'll have you know-

Inigo:

Ha ha. Easy now. Stay that sword hand of yours- I was just kidding. I know I can count on your when it really matters, Owain. And I appreciate it.

It's now 5:30, been doing this for 3 hours.. I'm going to sleeeep

[Sweq32]

Haha, I just like to feel like I'm helping XD

Not sure if it's a glitch, but I'm not getting any Enter Battle quotes :/

You aren't alone, I'm not getting Enter Battle Quotes either. If it is a glitch, I can't do any of what I requested now. Sorry.

[Sock]

Um... Just checked a YouTube vid and apparently there aren't enter-battle quotes in the Japanese version. Hmm. I just copied the list from pichupal's second post in this thread. ._. Whoops!

Sorry, everyone! Looks like there aren't any enter-battle quotes in Harvest Scramble!

[Shadow Mir]

Um... Just checked a YouTube vid and apparently there aren't enter-battle quotes in the Japanese version. Hmm. I just copied the list from pichupal's second post in this thread. ._. Whoops!

Sorry, everyone! Looks like there aren't any enter-battle quotes in Harvest Scramble!

Welp, that's a bummer. Oh well.

[Faye]

AH I love that Henry/Ricken conversation. Now I know why I saw a couple of drawings on Pixiv of them holding hands. And that is so informing, now we know why Ricken can't reclass into a Dark Mage. Shoot, school, why do you have to get in the way. "OTL I can't wait to transcribe my claimed conversations, these are all so cool.

[Naui]

Frederick wants to be Chrom's Vincent to his Victor...oh gods, why?!

[Shadow Mir]

Frederick wants to be Chrom's Vincent to his Victor...oh gods, why?!

Okay, "WTF" is about the only appropriate response I have to that.

Edited April 26, 2013 by Levant Fortner

[Naui]

Okay, "WTF" is about the only appropriate response I have to that.

My thoughts exactly...

[spoiler=THAT DIALOGUE]

Frederick

Milord, wait! *sniff* I have something to say!

Chrom

Oh, gods...

Frederick

From this day forward, let us, too, share such a relationship! I will be your Vincent, milord, and you, my Victor!

Chrom

Would you just grab a lance and start killing things? That's an order!

I can only image what will happen once the fanfiction writers hear of this...

[Faye]

My thoughts exactly...

[spoiler=THAT DIALOGUE]

Frederick

Milord, wait! *sniff* I have something to say!

Chrom

Oh, gods...

Frederick

From this day forward, let us, too, share such a relationship! I will be your Vincent, milord, and you, my Victor!

Chrom

Would you just grab a lance and start killing things? That's an order!

I can only image what will happen once the fanfiction writers hear of this...

H-He means "lets pretend we're creepy identical twins with an equally creepy twincest subext".....screw it, let's ship Fred/Chrom. 8D; My goodness, Chrom-obsession levels surpass Cordelia's obsession level.

[Shadow Mir]

My thoughts exactly...

[spoiler=THAT DIALOGUE]

Frederick

Milord, wait! *sniff* I have something to say!

Chrom

Oh, gods...

Frederick

From this day forward, let us, too, share such a relationship! I will be your Vincent, milord, and you, my Victor!

Chrom

Would you just grab a lance and start killing things? That's an order!

I can only image what will happen once the fanfiction writers hear of this...

That's something I'd rather not think about...

[I.M. Gei]

Owain/Inigo was really sobering...

[Galenforcer]

Let's go!

[spoiler=Stahl x Kellam]
Stahl > Kellam

Kellam
Stahl, you're amazing.

Stahl
Buh?! Where did you come from?

Kellam
Nowhere. I was just standing here watching you.

Stahl
Oh. So you saw me break up that quarrel just now then. It's only natural that

tempers flare at times like these... In times of war and chaos, it's often the

smallfolk who end up suffering the most. Somehow it falls to me to play the

peacemaker. Seems I've got a knack for it! I pour oil on troubled waters, soothe

injured pride- that sort of thing.

Kellam
Oh, I've seen you do it plenty of time. We sure are lucky to have you around!

Stahl
Oh, I don't know about that. Chrom and Robin are the ones who keep everything

ticking. They're the leaders, the inspirers, the oxen that haul our wagons. Me? I'm

just grease on the axles, helping to keep the wheels from creeking.

Kellam
Well, however humble, it must be great to have you own special role to play. Man,

I wish I could be like you... I wish I could be grease!

Stahl
Hah! Now I'm blushing, Kellam. No one's ever praised me like this.

Kellam
Well, it's true. I hope someday I can be as useful as you, Stahl!


Kellam > Stahl

Kellam
Hey, Stahl. Remember our little chat from earlier?

Stahl
You mena the one about the grease?

Kellam
Right. I was thinking...you know...maybe I could learn to be a conciliator too.

Stahl
Hm. I wonder...

Kellam
You don't think I have it in me, do you...? *sigh* I AM useless, even as grease!

Stahl
Come now, Kellam. I never said that. Everyon has something they're really good at, right? Better than others? You just have to figure out what it is you do best and make that your focus. You can't just force yourself into a role you're not cut out for. I mean, do you think when I started out, I WANTED to be the grease man?

Kellam
Then how come that's what you ended up doing?

Stahl
Honestly? I just sort of fell into it. No one else was willing to take the job, and it seemed to suit me, so... *shrug*

Kellam
Hmm...

Stahl
Look, what do you do in battle? You protect others, right? That's an important role. You should keep working on that. Get good at it. Look at me. When it come to fighting, I'm no better than anyone at anything. Not like you. No, you have REAL talent. You're a standout- and I envy you that!

Kellam
A s-standout? ME? No one's ever said THAT before...

Stahl
Oh, don't be so humble! I respect what you do. I always have.

Kellam
Respect?! Now you've really gone off the deep end! You sure you're feeling well? I respect you like a hundred times more than you could ever respect me!

Stahl
Hah! Look at us going red in the face and patting each other on the back... Of course, true comrades should point out each others' weaknesses as well. Still, it's a fine thing to get a word of encouragement every now and then. Especially if it means strengthening the bonds of friendship between us!

Kellam
You're right. I'll keep that in mind. It's been an honor having a frank talk like this with someone of your caliber, Stahl!

Stahl
Well, when we're finished with this fight, we can sit down for another chat. Then I can tell you exactly why the honor is all mine, friend!

[spoiler=Lon qu x Vaike']

Lon'qu > Vaike

Vaike
Ogre's teeth! It's a veritable Festival of the Undead out here, eh? Whaddya say, Lon'qu? Let's light some fireworks and clean this mess up!

Lon'qu
Hush. I'm observing our foes. Your mindless chatter is distracting.

Vaike
Pfft. Fiiine, Lord Serious. Have it your way. But take it from ol' Teach... Standin' there all day with your shoulders all knotted is just gonna wear ya out. Sometimes ya gotta relax and learn to let your hair down! In fact, once we've taken care of business here, I'm gonna show ya how. We'll jump into his fair and have a whale of a time. Sound good?

Lon'qu
No. I am only interested in pursuits that will make me stronger.

Vaike
Look, the Vaike's makin' an effort here- least ya could do is meet me halfway. Ya keep brushin' people off like this, and eventually no one's gonna like ya! Speakin' of brushin' off, I heard ya have a hard time treatin' with ladyfolk. Course, it's just a daft rumor, and I'm sure there's not a grain of turth to it. A good-lookin' warrior like you goin' all knock-kneed at the sight of a lass? Hah! Sounds absurd to me!

Lon'qu
I don't expect you to understand me, nor do I care if you do.

Vaike
Wait, so yer sayin' there's some truth to it? You're an odd fish, that's for sure. ...But damn if this thing about women ain't gnawin' at my skull. It makes no sense- unless, maybe, you were scarred by some bad experience? Is that it? True love did you wrong? She dump ya for the local noble lad?

Lon'qu
Not at all.

Vaike
Then what's the problem? Ya gotta tell ol' Vaike!

Lon'qu
Will you PLEASE go away?

Vaike
Must be one hell of a secret, if yer so determined to stay mum about it... ...WAAAIT A MINUTE. I get it now. Har! Why didn't ya just say so? That ain't nothin' to be ashamed of! You should be proud that yer into-

Lon'qu
SILENCE! The last thing I need is you making up nonsensical theories of your own. Fine. I shall tell you the whole story. It's a sad tale, one I do not like to share, but...If it means shutting you up, then so be it. *Ahem* It all began-

Vaike
Say no more, my mysterious friend! The Vaike understands! I gotta go share the news with everyone... I finally figured out Lon'qu's big secret!

Lon'qu
Wh-what?! What have you figured out?! Come back here, damn you! I haven't told you anything yetm you infuriating knave!

Vaike > Lon'qu

Soldier
Say, did you hear?

Spy
About Lon'qu? Oh, yeah. I'd never have guessed!

Soldier
Indeed. But we should probably keep quiet about it. Maybe he doesn't want

people to know...

Spy
What's to hide? He's one of our best warriors! He should be proud of who-

Lon'qu
......

Soldier
L-Lon'qu! Sire! Y-you're looking progressive today! Er, I mean- Uh... W-we were just leaving! Bye!

Lon'qu
This is your doing, Vaike. The ridiculous rumors you've been telling about me are everywhere. The men don't trust me anymore. You have to fix this.

Vaike
Hah! ...Yeah. I never imagined the stories would get around so fast!

Lon'qu
That's it. You need to die. Bend your head, and I'll make it quick.

Vaike
Look, I said I was sorry! Sheesh. Anyway, it's all part of the Vaike's plan! Just you wait and see what I've got in store for phase two!

Lon'qu
Plan? What do you mean, "plan"?

Vaike
Trust me, pal! I know what I'm doin'. Honest! Spreadin' those rumors- that was just the start. I'm layin' the groundwork!

Lon'qu
...Keep talking.

Vaike
Y'see, all you care about is fightin', right? Honin' your skills and all that. The problem is, you're neglectin' your friends and allies, and that ain't good. But by circulatin' these stories, I'm raisin' your public awareness, see?

Lon'qu
Even if I accept that ridiculous claim, surely there are better ways to-

Vaike
Maybe, maybe not. I didn't think about it that hard.

Lon'qu
Damn you!

Vaike
But you're a real tough nut, and ya don't much like talkin' to anyone. I figured drastic measures were needed to get your attention. A little tiff between friends does more to strengthen bonds than story silence!

Lon'qu
...... Fine. Carry on with your "plan."

Vaike
That's the spirit! Now come with me, and let's talk to the troops. We got a few fallacies to clear up!

Lon'qu
D-don't put your arm round my shoulders, curse you! We're supposed to be squashing the damn rumors, not sparking more!

[spoiler=Lissa x Maribelle]

Maribelle > Lissa

Maribelle
This simply will not do! It's always "Oh, Lissa!" this, and "Please, Lissa!" That. Don't these people realize that my poor darling is NOT their personal servant? Her bright, vivacious character lifts spirits and boosts morale... She tends to the sick and cures their ills... My dear Lissa is a veritable angel of mercy!

Lissa
Hey, Maribelle! What's going on?

Maribelle
Lissa! Darling! I was just- Goodness. What in the name of the gods are you

wearing on your head?

Lissa
Oh, this old thing? One of the villagers gave it to me earlier! Isn't it just adorable? It suits me to a tee, don't you think?

Maribelle
Everything looks good on you, darling. ...Even that.

Lissa
Aww, thanks! You know, if you like it, I can get you one too- they had lots to spare!

Maribelle
Oh, gods, n- Um, that is... thank you for the kind offerm but I must politely decline. By the way, I couldn't help but notice all those people crowded around you just now. What did they want? They weren't asking anything... peculiar of you, were they?

Lissa
Peculiar? Gosh, no! They're my friends! They wouldn't do anything weird!

Maribelle
Hm. I wish I could have as much faith in them as you, darling.

Lissa
You know, Maribelle, I've noticed something about you. You're awfully hard on other people, but you've always been very kind to me...

Maribelle
I'm a noble, dear. I was raised to honot and respect my equals.

Lissa
Um, sure... but were you raised to be so mean to everybody else?

Maribelle
It's not about being mean. It's about not wanting others to take advantage of you. Every time you and I have some quiet time together, someone interrupts. There's always someone asking something of you. Why can they not leave us be?

Lissa
Oh, Maribelle... I wish you'd make more of an effort to let other people in. I mean, you know the old saying, right? Two's company, but three's even BETTER company!

Maribelle
Hogwash! You are MINE and mine alone, and I am SICK and tired of sharing

you!

Lissa
Whoa. Are you all right, Maribelle?

Maribelle
Oh, gods. Did I say that out loud? Forgive me...

Lissa
Maribelle, wait-! ...Aaaand she's gone. I wonder what got into her all of a sudden? Gosh, I hope it wasn't the hat! It is a bit out there...

Lissa > Maribelle

Lissa
Um, Maribelle? Do you have a moment?

Maribelle
Of course. I was hoping we might have a chance to chat, in fact. About my little outburst earlier... I really must apologize. I feel terrible. I don't know what came over me.

Lissa
Oh, gosh, it's okay! I was scared to death you were still angry with me! When you went off like that, I felt like I'd done something terrible...

Maribelle
Oh, Lissa. You really are too sweet. I'M the one who was acting horridly. I have no right to be angry with others for seeing just how wonderful you are. How could anyone not fall madly in love with you? You're perfect!

Lissa
Oh, I don't know about that...

Maribelle
It's true! You've always had the most remarkable ability to charm people. You grew up a royal, cosseted away in that palace...and yet still, you managed to surround yourself with friends from all walks of life.

Lissa
I didn't do anything special. I just like talking, I guess...

Maribelle
It's more than that. You ARE special. You have a unique gift! *Sigh* I wish I had even a thimbleful of your charisma, truly I do... People do not clamor to spend time with me. They find me...prickly

Lissa
Prickly? You?! NEVER!

Maribelle
Meanwhile, you strike up friendships so easily with strangers... But when you do, it feels for all the world as if they're trying to steal you away from me. I can't bring myself to join in, so I just stand there fretting and fuming... I end up jealous of your easy charm and convinced that you're going to desert me. *Sigh* Isn't that awful? I'm a horrible, mean-spirited, and utterly selfish person!

Lissa
No way, Maribelle! Not at ALL! You're a totally wonderful person! You're kind and brave, and you have the best manners of anyone I know! I'm honored to that you're my friend!

Maribelle
Truly?

Lissa
Please, Maribelle. You have to trust me. I'll never leave you, okay? No matter how many friends I have, you'll always be the most important. You know, the villagers were saying that fairs are best enjoyed with friends. And guess who popped into my head right away? You, that's who! *Sigh* I feel bad that I made you worry so much without even noticing... Hey, I know- why don't I make it up
to you with a special treat?

Maribelle
Thank you, Lissa, but I'm a bit too old to be appeased with trinkets. It's more than enough to know you are still my friend and always will be.

Lissa
Hmm... Okay. Well, how about this then...? Once this battle's over, let's spend a day at the fair together. Just you and me!

Maribelle
Oh, darling... Now, that sounds simply wonderful!

[spoiler=Tharja x Nowi]

Tharja > Nowi

Nowi
Tharja, you're so boingy!

Tharja
...What?

Nowi
Didn't you hear me? I said you're boingy!

Tharja
And what does that mean, exactly? ...Do I even want to hear this?

Nowi
You know! Your figure! Like, your hips and your...other parts! Boingy!

Tharja
Gods. Where do you learn such things? One moment I'm dealing with a simpering innocent, and the next... *sigh*

Nowi
Sooo...can I see 'em? Your boingy bits, I mean...

Tharja
Why are you even asking ME, anyway? There must be others with more *ahem* "boingy" bits than me.

Nowi
Oh, no. I've checked out EVERYBODY in the whooole army, and you know what? You're the boingiest of them all. ...Trust me.

Tharja
What an honor. Perhaps you should check again to be safe? Now go on. Run along.

Nowi
FINE! If you're gonna be like that, I will! CHROM! HEY, CHROM! Tharja said that I should ask you about her boingy-

Tharja
WHAT?! Grr... Pipe down, or I'll hex you into next week!

Nowi
But you just TOLD me to-

Tharja
I changed my mind. No more asking anyone about boingy bits, you hear?

Nowi
Boo. Will you at least tell me what your boingy bits feel like? Are they soft?

Tharja
What is this all about? Why do you want to know?

Nowi
Well, I head some of the men talking about your figure... And they said they bet your boingy bits are white as snow and soft as pillows. That sounds pretty nice to me! So I decided I had to see for myself.

Tharja
Grrr... When I find out who these men are who've been talking about me... Well, let's just say there are bout to be some new toads hopping around camp...

Nowi > Tharja

Tharja
...Hm? Did I just doze off in the middle of a battle? Curious. I must be even more tired than I thought. Still, it was a wonderful dream... Fancy Robin showing up! Hee hee. Ooh, the fun we had...

Nowi
Morning, sleepyhead! That was quite a snooze you had there!

Tharja
What do you mean, quite a snooze? Why in the world didn't you wake me up? We're in the middle of a battle!

Nowi
Hee hee! Because you looked like you needed the sleep, silly! ...Aaaaand it seemed like a good opportunity to get a closer look at your boingy bits.

Tharja

Y-you WHAT?!

Nowi
And you know what? "Boingy" doesn't even begin to do them justice! The way they make your clothes stretch! So smooth and-

Tharja
Are you out of your tiny mind?! I hope you enjoyed it...because you're about to recieve the hexing of your life!

Nowi
Eeeek! No, don't! I'm sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry! I really am! You just looked so tired lately, I didn't want to wake you! I was worried, you know? But I stood watch over you the whole time, honest! I...I thought I was helping... *sob*

Tharja
...Urgh. How am I supposed to stay angry with that face? All right, all right... Fine. I accept your apology.

Nowi
*Sniff* R-really...? Oh, yay! 'Cause you know what- you look sooo much better now! You were all super-pale before, and-

Tharja
Enough! Ever heard the expression "quit while you're ahead"? Anyway, no more staring at people's...ugh... "boingy bits" while they're asleep. Understood?

Nowi
You mean I should only stare at 'em while they're awake? Gotcha!

Tharja
Grr... That's it. You ARE getting hexed!

[spoiler=Kjelle x Severa]

Kjelle > Severa

Kjelle
......

Severa
My, Kjelle. That's a stern face, even by your standards. Something up?

Kjelle
This festival has everyone going soft. A bandit slipped in while no one else was watching. I just sent him running.

Severa
What? Really? Wow, nothing ever slips past you, huh? It's amazing.

Kjelle
I'm hardly special. I'd say the fact that no one else took notice is a problem. ...Alas. In any case, I found this bottle on him.

Severa
Ugh! What's IN that?! The purple makes it look unnatural enough, but frothy too? That canNOT be good.

Kjelle
I overheard him muttering something about it being a rare brew. That it possessed miraculous effects. Maybe it awakens new powers in you?

Severa
Look, I really hope I'm wrong here, but you're not actually planning to-

Kjelle
Ler's drink it together.

Severa
WHAT?! Not on your life, sister! Don't drag me into this!

Kjelle
You sure? It could be some amazing potion that doubles your strength...

Severa
Yes, and that's be great, except it's clearly some kind of awful poison!

Kjelle
Suit yourself. More super-strength tonic for me then.

Severa
What?! Stop! That stuff could kill you!

Kjelle
Oh, please. You're exaggerating. Now, I just pull out the stopper, and...

Severa
Don't blame me if you wind up melting or something... I tried to warn you!

Kjelle
Down the hatch!

Severa
Ew, yuck! Stop! Really, stop!

Kjelle
Gah! Hey, let go! What, did you decide you want in on it after all?

Severa
No, you lunatic!

Kjelle
Well, too late! You had your chance. *glug, glug, glug*

Severa
AAAH, I can't believe you really drank it! I tried to stop you, but nooo!

Kjelle
Whew! I feel... The same? Wait, what gives? I don't feel stronger at all. Was it just water with some dye in it?

Severa
Gawds, Kjelle... Maybe it wasn't poison, but your little stunt there just shaved years off my life!

Severa > Kjelle

Kjelle
H-hey, Shevera... Y'know what? You're cute. Real...really *hic* cute.

Severa
Huh? Kjelle?! Why are you slurring? Are you sick? What the heck's gotten into you?

Kjelle
Mmmebbe I got a toofache. 'Cause yer shooo *hic* shweet. Heh heh. I been thinkin'... I...I'm tired of all these *hic* weak boys... I wanna shpend more time with... with... you inshtead... 'Cause yer sho shtrong *hic* and pretty... Reeeeal pretty...

Severa
H-hands, Kjelle! Hands to yourself! Honestly, what is wrong with you?! Look at you! Your cheeks are all flush!

Kjelle
I dunno... But I feel reeeally good! Hee hee... *hic*

Severa
Ack! Let go, you brute! You're sqeezing the life out of me! Oh, don't tell me... I think I've figured out the secret to that "miracle brew" of yours.

Kjelle
Didja? Gosh, and yer shmart too... Thish just proofs it! Hee hee... "proof." Shounds funny, doesn't it? That thief shaid it too. He shaid this shtuff was "hundred proof."

Severa
He said WHAT?!

Kjelle
Sheveraaa... C'meeeeere...

Severa
And quit tugging at my clothes! You'll stretch them out, you lummox! Rrrgh! You've left me no choice. Sorry, Kjelle, but... HU-YAAAH!

Kjelle
Ngwauh?!

Severa
*Huff, huff* *Ahem* ...Um, Kjelle? Are you, like, still alive?

Kjelle
Owww... Ngh? Where... Severa, what happened?

Severa
Ah, good. Sounds like that did the trick. ...It better have. I think I chipped a nail.

Kjelle
I can't seem to remember what- Severa, why are your clothes on all crooked?

Severa
Where do I even begin, except to say THAT THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Kjelle
How about...at the beginning? And maybe...a little softer? ...Argh, why is my head pounding? Sorry, but I think I need to go lie down for a little while.

Severa
Yes, maybe you'd better. You'll be doing us all a favor.
(Kjelle leaves)

Severa
Mm? It's that stupid bottle... She must have dropped it when I slugged her. Wait... This thing doesn't say anything about "proof"! It says "truth"! Gods, this print is so tiny, how can... Oh, gods... "Truth Serum"?! "This patented blend of fast-acting herbs relieves the body and mind of tension. allowing users to speak their minds more frankly than they ever thought possible!" Wait, then that was... Then she really... WHAAAAAAAT?!

[spoiler=Noire x Severa]

Noire > Severa

Severa
Ooh, Noire, have a look at this stand! Aren't these accessories darling?!

Noire
I-I'm not sure we should be ogling the merchandies with the owner not here...

Severa
Oh, what's the harm in a quick peek? Hmm, and this one's selling handicrafts... No, wait, it's a shooting gallery! I bet if you hit those targets with this toy bow, you win the prize above them! Although with the clerk evacuated and no one watching, we wouldn't need to bother...

Noire
S-Severa!

Severa
Oh, c'mon, I'm just kidding. Relax, Noire. I'm not some petty looter. Really, you're too easy to tease. No, we're going to win our prize fair and square! Now, I'll just set the coins here, so they'll know we paid, and...

Noire
B-but, Severa, I really don't think this is the time...

Severa
It's the perfect time! Battlefield or no, this IS a festival, isn't it? So come make with the festivity. Go on, take your best shot.

Noire
M-me?! Wh-why me? This is your idea...

Severa
Hello? Archery is YOUR forte, not mine! Now show me what you've got! Chop chop!

Noire
Eep! Th-this is tyranny... ...All right. Calm down, Noire. You just have to take a shot and miss on purpose... She can't blame you for-

Severa
Oh, and don't even TRY missing on purpose. I'll know, and it WON'T be pretty.

Noire
*Gulp*

Severa
That necklace there is the one I want. Now less blubbering and more nocking and firing.

Noire
......

Severa
Wha- Noire, wait! What are you doing?! Put down your bow! You can't use a REAL one! You have to use that toy to-

Noire
SILENCE, WENCH! You were the one who bade me strike down that bauble!

Severa
Eek!

Noire
Twigs loosed from that pathetic mockery could never smite the trinket you so covet! Now hold your acid tongue and bear witness to my FLETCHED FURY!

Severa
Y-yes, ma'am... But, um... Could you maybe "win" the necklace instead of smiting it? Please...?

Severa > Noire

Noire
S-Severa, I'm sorry about... about before... But I'm better with a bow when I'm, you know...like that.

Severa
Gawds, you can say that again. You, like, rendered the stand under that necklace to splinters! I had to leave extra money for damages... You, dear, are a BEAST with that bow.

Noire
Ooh, I didn't mean to... I just... Sometimes I just lose control and... *sniff*

Severa
Oh, don't start crying on me now! Look, it's... Sure, it's a little odd, but so what? Getting mad like that is a survival mechanism for you, isn't it? So why apologize for it? I say you should be celebrating it!

Noire
...M-maybe you're right. We're at war. Being strong is a good thing... Maybe it'd be best if I went into every battle mad like that...

Severa
Well...that might pose a few problems of its own. You're a bit tough to...contain.

Noire
*Sigh* You're right...

Severa
And I can't deny you're deadly like that, but personally I prefer you the way you are now. You're a bit of a pushover, sure, but you're also kind and gentle and thoughful. Not that I have much right to say it after forcing your hand earlier... Sorry, Noire.

Noire
Severa...

Severa
So, um...by way of apology, please have this.

Noire
What? That's the necklace I just won you. But no... The color's different. The one we got was yellow, not green. This is lovely...

Severa
I know, right? I bought this one at a stand before the Risen showed up. I'd planned to wear it myself, but then once I saw its double in that archery stand... Well...I thought it might be fun if we had a matching pair, you know?

Noire
Y-you and me?

Severa
Is that a problem? I just...you know. I thought it might be fun to get to be better friends with you.

Noire
Is that why you made me try to win it?

Severa
Right. Although it wasn't much of a plan, considering I wound up making you mad...

Noire
N-no! I think it was a great plan. Especially now that I know why. Thank you, Severa. I'll treasure this.

Severa
Heh, and I'll wear the one you got for me proudly. These are a symbol of our friendship, so don't you dare go losing it, you hear?

Hmm. Awful bit of subtext going on.

[shadykid]

LissaxMaribelle is OTP

so is KjellexSevera

[algae]

If that's subtext, I'd like to see how they handle plain text.

[Sock]

Oh my god... Some of these conversations are just...ugh. Edited April 26, 2013 by Tsamimi