Esau of Isaac Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I wrote a haiku for you: It is after one, I have work at ten thirty, I want you to die Also I need sleeping pills and earplugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 why don't you just go party with them man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melonhead Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 bravo. Sleep outside if you have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Are you sure that's proper haiku form? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 9, 2013 Author Share Posted March 9, 2013 Don't you question me, I haven't had any sleep, I will cut you as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I feel ya man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 (edited) How do you write haikus, anyway? Edited March 9, 2013 by FranticforFreeFruityFruit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 the western version is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables the original version has a bunch of rules i can't remember, but one of them is there has to be a reference to nature i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steampunk Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Yeah, it sucks when you're trying to sleep and someone's making noise. Just last week, the person in the apartment next door decided they needed to hang pictures at 2 am. Ear plugs are definitely a necessity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 That's why when I am done caring about being social I am going to move some place in the countryside. If you live in an area where lots of people are around, or god forbid you live in an apartment building, your sleeping hours are dictated by the neighbourhood, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 hey death is a natural part of life dear neighbor next door continue making this noise enjoy outdoors life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Okay, first time trying this... It's very quiet now. Such is life outside cities. I sleep undisturbed. Well, until my dad or mom wake me up, at least... Hee hee, that was fun. I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryz Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 This is a travesty! Esau can't have wet dreams about gender-swapped eclipse if loud noises are keeping him awake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 (edited) Isn't it natural for assholes to make loud noises? Or for loud assholes to make noises... the western version is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables the original version has a bunch of rules i can't remember, but one of them is there has to be a reference to nature i think I think the last line has to be something about a season, but I'm not sure. Edited March 9, 2013 by Nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 even when im fucking exhausted and like passing out i can't sleep till really late cause i have trouble sleeping and i get up at like 7:30 so fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Me too, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 10, 2013 Author Share Posted March 10, 2013 Okay, first time trying this... It's very quiet now. Such is life outside cities. I sleep undisturbed. Well, until my dad or mom wake me up, at least... Hee hee, that was fun. I think. The first line has 6 syllables mang. This is a travesty! Esau can't have wet dreams about gender-swapped eclipse if loud noises are keeping him awake! W-well they can be waking wet dreams even when im fucking exhausted and like passing out i can't sleep till really late cause i have trouble sleeping and i get up at like 7:30 so fuck you Don't blame me Stoly, It's not my fault you suck dude, Eat a dick nigga I have that same problem. Had it much worse when I worked overnights until a couple months ago when I switched back. So neener neener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 YOU EAT A DICK NIGGA YOU EAT A DICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Don't you question me, I haven't had any sleep, I will cut you as well 6 syllabes last line, fucker esau likes penis that is all i have to say not that it is wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted March 10, 2013 Author Share Posted March 10, 2013 I will => I'll then, JEEZ Stoly I'll punch you, Like right in your face region, You'll bleed a whole lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 The first line has 6 syllables mang. It's so quiet now. Such is life outside cities. I sleep undisturbed. Is that better??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 no nature ref Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 It's so quiet now. Such is life outside cities. Stars lull me to sleep. How about that^??? Stars = Nature reference, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 works well enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 I don't think stuff like "you'll" and "i'm" are allowed BRO you're so NOT GUD you are so not gud gud is what makes the world move without gud, nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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