Jedi Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I approve of the star wars video clip, also lol 1 out of 3 is better then a strike out I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 [spoiler=wat do now] Well, I suppose there's only really one way to go from here. You can't jump out the window, the game doesn't recognize that as an exit! Hello mysterious voice! Oh it's you. Thanks for dragging me into this. I'm okay yes and I would like to go home right now please. Oh the girl? Uh. UH gone /gôn/ Adjective No longer present; departed. No longer in existence; dead or extinct. Synonyms lost - missing You anticipated this. What are you doing, all in the name of science!? She's Xinny Da Trap. How can you not? ...obviously not. Did you not see the blue haze on the world map? HOLY PLOT TWISTS BATMAN ..and then she really WAS a secret princess. I feel duped! But of course the game dictates that Roofa lacks vocal cords 99% of the time so he'll just look surprised instead. And that explains a lot. okay theorytime This is the part of the game which I don't like becuase it throws out the Time Traveler's immunity theory that I like to use but nonetheless I shall explain it. Now Xinny is a descendent of Queen Leene, who's currently missing. When Queen Leene was kidnapped it can be assumed that the worst happened to her, but when Xinny came back they called off the search. This would lead to the real Queen's unfortunate demise. This would make an unstable time loop and cause Xinny to go to the Darkness Beyond Time, something I may or may not get into later. I'll let Boron wrap it up. Yeah. Let's do it! Boron is a science major, not an english one. ..and I'm afraid I think I know where. Anyway, this is Boron. She uses guns and that's pretty cool! She lacks techs though and this must be remedied! She also comes with an item that's a personal favorite of mine. I love seeing enemy HP. Time to trek around and find the queen! Let's fight our way through! I only need 10 tech points for Flame Toss, and that's extremely small in amount. Two fights should do it. Yeah! And this will be helpful for the upcoming fight I have to do. Without it it would be a lot tougher. I told you this was proper protocol. I took a bit of a beating ((not really)) here so I decided to heal! That's pretty cheap, let's do it! NOT ANOTHER LUCINA ENIGMA BOX THEYRE EVERYWHERE Wait huh? Why are there so many of them in random places? This doesn't make sense at all... yet And I still can't open them, that's lame. Now that I'm all rested I know where I must go... /gulp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 xinny too TRAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 W-w-w-what!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4 ..and then she really WAS a secret princess. I feel duped! But of course the game dictates that Roofa lacks vocal cords 99% of the time so he'll just look surprised instead. I love this <3 Keep going. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 [spoiler=The cathedral and the frog] We waste no time in diving right into the action by finding... a blue shiny thing? Roofa! Put it in your hair! It will make you look ultra fabulous! Wait since when can Boron levitate? Have I mentioned this cathedral is sketchy as all hell. I knew my hunch was well backed up! NO Slow is literally the worst effect. Thankfully you like never see it again after this point. It's still awful though as it makes you... well.... slow. As always though, the power of Roofa's whirly sword manages to help out here immensely. Boron made it all possible with Flame Toss though. And that's the first thing you're NOT supposed to say after a close call. It's like you're beckoning Bad Things to happen! #calledit Of course there's always some hero here to save the day! What did I say? We're totally alike, Frog. That was the plan since the other queen turned out to be a trap. Yes Boron, a frog. Ribbit and all that. Jeez, Boron's a bit vocal about her dislike of frogs. Frogs are people too! It's not easy being green. True Heroes go solo! First you insult him and then you try and prevent him from being a True Hero what are you doing Boron. Not Convinced. Of course Roofa's lack of words always manage to win people over.. ... Good question. Considering my display name at the time of typing this is Frog, I feel like this is justified. Daros is Daros and he only has 1 r. Thanks Boron! Hopefully we can get along better than this in the future because I'm still partially offended and all that. But on to the task at hand, we have a queen to save! So this is Daros. He's pretty strong. Also HEALING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Wait since when can Boron levitate? Because... SCIENCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Jeez, Boron's a bit vocal about her dislike of frogs. Frogs are people too! okay theorytime This is the part of the game which I don't like becuase it throws out the Time Traveler's immunity theory that I like to use but nonetheless I shall explain it. Now Xinny is a descendent of Queen Leene, who's currently missing. When Queen Leene was kidnapped it can be assumed that the worst happened to her, but when Xinny came back they called off the search. This would lead to the real Queen's unfortunate demise. This would make an unstable time loop and cause Xinny to go to the Darkness Beyond Time, something I may or may not get into later. I'll let Boron wrap it up. Yeah. Let's do it! Just for those of you not in the know, this is actually an example of the Grandfather Paradox, which you can learn more about yourself here. It's pretty interesting stuff, especially if you go by the name Hououin Kyouma. You know, like that one episode of Futurama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 (edited) [spoiler=Let's go!] Of course with nothing really to do, as we can't press on, Refa spots a piano and decides to play a Jazzy Tune on it. To everyone's surprise, the jazzy tune creates a door. The year 600 is weird! Anyway, we DO have a mission here, might as well complete it! And it seems like our mission is filled with Danger! Well, we'll have to fight our way through! Healing is great, no matter how awkward it looks! Revive - for those who die They're actually kind of useless since they heal you with all of 50 HP, so if you get hit again before someone heals you you kind of die again. Daros is a good fighter, dealing great damage to enemies. After a bit of snooping I manage to find a SECRET! Finders keepers! I rightfully stole it! Flame Whirl is greatmazing at this point in the game. Of course there's other treasure here too, this is armor just for women, so naturally it goes on Boron right now. Woohoo a new swo- That's horribly lame. Welp. These skull buttons are activators, which do things to the environment. For isntance, the spikes are now gone! Well, two humans from 400 years in the future and an anthropomorphic frog, yes. What do you think we're here for!? Treasure! A room dedicated to Magus huh? I'll need to check it out, I want to see who this guy is. So it's up the other stairs for me. wow you didn't say excuse me that's vile bro Vile. I feel you bro, pretending to be human is a terrible task. Is human meat any good? I might have to try it sometime. Cool! We would see you for dinner but Roofa already ate like the entire supply of Guadia Castle. Wait that's why the Chancellor was an asshat to me? Okay then. Rich? I don't see any money anywhere. You're a liar! Magus' statue huh? I think we'll come with. Alright, let's go. wut Edited March 29, 2013 by Frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 [spoiler=The Queen!] So I'm left here, and I make a decision that I think treasure is more important. That was kind of lame, oh well. No, doofus. I'm here to acknowledge your existance and then leave. But I was told he's a chancellor kidnapper! I don't want to rest until he's available. This isn't a dating sim! At least I hope it isn't.. Wow the queen is a bitch. All this effort for nothing? How can I make myself at home 400 years before my time. That would be ridiculous! Sounds like he has a bit of a crush on Magus. Magus: The Waifu of Chrono Trigger Oh he's like a hero. This is a personailty cult. Okay. Wait that's what the song is fo- Thankfully Boron is really good with Flame attacks! Hooray for more techs! Daros and Roofa work really well together with X Strike. YES! This treasure isn't totally terrible like the other ones I've seen! So this is Magus huh? He looks like a Really Hard Boss That I Would Not Want To Fight Ever. Did I not already talk to you I don't want to re- THE QUEEN IS ON FIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Sage Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 haha I love this. xD Amazing Darros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Also I had an amazing idea the other day of whenever you get to fight Lavos, every update from then on should end with a battle with Lavos in one way or the other. They all end as Day Of Lavos! So wonderful, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 [spoiler=You mean there's more!?] so uh the queen and company totally disappeared and this isn't because I forgot to take screens nope Guards, huh? Clearly this indicates I must go that way! GUARDS IMMA GET CHOO- You mean you HEARD me? I was shouting quietly! Stealth and all that! RAGE I've been sneak attack'd! Of course, I'm invincible so I cannot be beaten. Not the Naga-ettes again! Those were awful enough the first time! Well, I guess I must press on. See, this glowy green thing? You can save on top of these. They also make those shelters I've been collecting usable. I have a feeling this means I have to press buttons again. Yay! Another healall! IM FALLING DOWN STAIRS THAT AREN'T STAIRS NO Go back to bed, fool. I am absolutely not sure that I may not have any clue what I am doing or not doing! Now die! ((he died)) There's always more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 [spoiler=My Part Is So Long Like Longcat Oh Dear Me] I'm feeling a bit batty just playing this game. These bats have ridiculously low health and can be OHKOd by like everything. Probably a bad sign if I feel like them. That's one of those buttons from before! THEY SPAWN BATS NOW? Upon trying to find out what I just did, I got AMBUSHED Like I said I'm invincible! Woohoo! Boron's a bit underleveld, so this is good. There aren't staves in this game, that's silly! You mean I can't walk through the wall here? Lame! This guy is alone, let's beat him up! Lose- I hate people who have friends. Alright, let's take on these guys, and then.. The other button! NO NO Monsters! What are you guarding!? Taste my blade! E rank weapon acquired! Awesome! Jazz encore anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Sage Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 nicee. great updates bro~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) Thank you Ice! Someone REALLY can't resist his Jazz. It seems to work though! Edited April 5, 2013 by Frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Sage Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 JAZZ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 (edited) [spoiler=But wait, there's more!]#AllTheCreditI am Credit to team!And look how AMAZINGLY HUMBLE I am!Oh yeah them.We're going to have a festivus or something!The chancellor is great at being a contortionist!Is the chancellor a turkey? Gobble?...why are you looking at me like thatit's the year 600 anything is possibleTHE MERCHANDISE IS UNDAMAGEDWARP POWER GOOur King is a little worried he may have another trap.Which one is the greater of two evils here?Trust me, Shin will have such a great time with the criminal justice system~I swear I'm not depressed. It's teenage angst!But the only response was the wind. Indoors. Dramatic effect knows no bounds.Just some tra- waitWe weren't allowed to travel back to 1000 AD to see!uuuuuuuhhhhhhhgone /gôn/Adjective No longer present; departed. No longer in existence; dead or extinct.Here you are with this levitating thing, Boron. You're starting to freak me out!Well, we must be going by the first definition of gone, here.TRAPI swear this game IS a dating sim....hello trapYou're dreaming. Go back to bed.BORON YOURE BLOWING OUR COV- uhbut of course she gets ignored so it's all goodIf we do Flames of Eternity eventually I wil expound on The Darkness Beyond Time.Boron, clearly not amused about being ignored the first time, decides to try again at wooing the princess-trap.Seriously, we'd be nowhere without Boron. Flame Toss so pro.You're bad at secrets.It's like we're the Scooby Doo people. You get to be meddling kids.You're a trap though. It's your thing.We already knew this. RAGEDating sim/10OTP/10BUT WE'RE STUCK IN THE YEAR 600 LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IF YOU COULDVE WENT HOME BEFORE WHY DIDNT YOUFOOLLater gators. Or uh humans I guess.Wow really? This is the second time this has happened!TRAPPotential being the keyword! I'm sure eventually you'll get there!>froggy....well I guess it could be worseANYWAY LET'S CELEBRATE THE TRAP QUEEN AND REAL QUEEN SAVINGYESYESYESYES Edited April 5, 2013 by Frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 SECRET PIANO and woo it looks like you are almost done with this INTRODUCTION to the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 (edited) since spoiler tags decided to run away forever you have a LONG UPDATE nowI suppose it's time to leave. 600 AD has been wond- actually it's been crap. I can't wait to go home.ITS A TRAPAGAINobligatoryO-oh myLet's walk through the village!Over the hills to grandmother's house we go!Grandma lives in a canyon. 400 years before my time. Yeah.Alright, this is not okay. I must step in and help that poor Roly!THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO BE A NICE PERSON!?I'm going home! >:cPlease tell me we thought this through.But you're a secret princess! We can't be discrete about it! That would be silly!This is where we take notes for the lab report's observations section.POWER OF SOMETHING SCIENCE RELATEDIt, uh, got fat.But what did it do?hue hue hueIt's one of those days where she's craving Humble Pie.Secret princess no more!Looks more like a portal to me.Now you're thinking with portals! Note how Leene square was located just at the bottom of Truce Canyon in the year 1000. With other gates, the area thing is more off, specifically in one which I'll point out later, but every gate pair leads to two similar locations in time.You used an unstable device on an unstable portal? Two wrongs don't make a right!...unless of course you're playing video games. This is foolproof!FORESHADOWINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGyeGgMpk8-silence-LEGSWell, that's it for me, next time I'm up I get to go EVEN FARTHER into the past! Yay! Edited April 16, 2013 by Donatello Hamato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 You may go further into the past but I get to go into the DARK DANK FUTURE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 This is for Shin, because I haven't been on much when he has been lately: http://www.mediafire.com/?df9athtppha85f2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I do approve of these updoofs Spoilers work as long as you don't name your spoiler anything apparently, btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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