Chiki Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Hi everyone. I've been thinking about Tharja while dropping some logs in my cozy toilet, and it's come to my attention that she exudes the traits of a goddess in a plethora of manners. Indeed, every single aspect of Tharja is perfect to the finest degree: her looks, her personality, her skills.. everything. Tharja is a flawless being that transcends the limits of humanity. Tharja is not just a mere human being; rather, she is a goddess: a goddess that you cannot understand. Let's start off with her personality. Tharja has the most perfect personality you can imagine. She's a creepy, stalker bitch.. but at the same time she's a tsundere: you can see this in her support with Nowi, for example. She genuinely cares for Nowi's parents being dead. Even though she acts like a creepy bitch 24/7, that just makes her all the more desirable: I bet you guys would all love to lose your virginity to a girl who stalked you like Tharja did, am I right? Let's not pretend here. All of you guys would want to sleep with Tharja if possible. Tharja is no weakling ingame, either. Tharja can 2RKO the boss with Nosferatu without any risk to herself. You can literally solo the game with Tharja once she shows up: Just use Nosferatu and some other magic tomes for a few chapters, promote her at level 20, and once you beat Chapter 13, go ahead and promote her. She's invincible now thanks to Nosferatu, and she will never die. If you even ever have any trouble with her stats after capping, simply depromote her back to a Level 1 Sorcerer so she can gain some more stats. Perhaps the most perfect aspect of Tharja's traits, however, is that she has a wonderful body--which can be maintained without any exercise whatsoever. Tharja simply has a naturally beautiful body that she shows off because she can. Because she knows she's better than you. Let's check out her figure: This has to be said: Tharja has a PERFECT ass. Do you have an ass like that? Does your girlfriend have an ass like that? Does your mom have an ass like that? No. You have nothing while Tharja has everything. I know I've done an incredible job at convincing you that Tharja is truly a magnificent creature and a source of delight, and I'm sure you already believe me. But even if you don't, that's perfectly fine. It just means you have a crappy sense of taste. You are just a lowly simpleton compared to Tharja. All hail Tharja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 My ass is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 No, mine is. I can make rainbows come out of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 No Galeforce -2/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Book of Ereshkigal Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Am I the only one that notices that the golden thong will probably ride up her butt badly when she actually stands up? :0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 No Galeforce -2/10 A goddess that does not have Galeforce is not a goddess... but a false goddess. Anna just chooses to hide it so that she will not be suspected of being a goddess and simply be dismissed as a merchant girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 so basically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland Chaos Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I now want FE13 more than ever before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dying Blaze Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 *Looks at thread title.* My Response: "Maybe..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJWalker Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Goddess of terribleness maybe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 celes you stop flirting with my tharja right now or you'll be having a date with the catapault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Boney, you traitor, I thought you and Aversa had a thing going. What am I going to tell her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 (edited) Courtesy of Nico Nico. Edited August 22, 2013 by shadowofchaos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Urge to smote. Rising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 tharja is, of all the shitty characters in fea, possibly the single shittiest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Ashera would mess her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiki Posted August 22, 2013 Author Share Posted August 22, 2013 Ashera can't do shit against Nosferatu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJThom_2009 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 If she was a goddess the RNG would be terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Gabriel Knight Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Goddess of terribleness maybe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Courtesy of Nico Nico. Translation pls. I don't know how to read hieroglyphs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Ezio Auditore has a better ass He puts the ass in assassin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilla Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 No galeforce = goddess? Does not compute. Sumia-sama on the other hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monde Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 (edited) So much Tharja hate. Though the ass part may be right compared to the other FE13 Characters Edited August 22, 2013 by LordMonde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Ezio Auditore has a better ass He puts the ass in assassin Protip: There are two asses in assassin, so he puts the asses in assasin (I guess). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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