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Do you stand up while taking a dump?


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  1. 1. Do you?

    • Yes ,I do it all the time.
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    • No, I sit down like everyone else.
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    • Is there a third option?
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my friend told me about this one time where he barely was able to get his pants down and the shit came clean out, like plop, and he was done, didn't even have to sit down and he was sincerely proud of it, like you could see it in his face hahahahah

i can't remember the context but it was probably completely unrelated

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I voted yes, though standing up isn't quite descriptive of what I do; it's more like I'm sitting on an elevated, invisible seat.

I knew a girl in high school who suggested doing this in public restrooms. Best idea ever; toilet seats squick me out even though keyboards are still dirtier.

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I voted yes, though standing up isn't quite descriptive of what I do; it's more like I'm sitting on an elevated, invisible seat.

I knew a girl in high school who suggested doing this in public restrooms. Best idea ever; toilet seats squick me out even though keyboards are still dirtier.

what's wrong with using a seat cover
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When I saw the title, I was all, 'How constipated do you have to be to try and poo while standing'

Then I read the topic and I was all, 'Oh, no'

And then I was all, 'Pffft who uses public restrooms'

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