Hawk Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Simple, it's one of those moments when you screw up spectacularly while trying to do something simple. Mine's gotta be talking to myself loudly in a bathroom while taking a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espinosa Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Sometimes you have to personify the parts of your body if you want to persuade them to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 I had one in a reunion last week where I mentionned I had audiobooks for deaf students in my library. I meant blind but I dun goof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Skittles Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 when doing homework, i forgot what characteristics meant. I was 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewjeo Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Taking AP Calc test. I get to ln(x)=0 on an FRQ. What do I say? "There's no power you can raise e to that gives you 0, so the answer does not exist!" wheeeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Every Final Exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuxSpes Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Arriving at 10:30 at my university and being convinced my class starts at 13:30. Arrive to said class at 13:26 only to realize that the class started at 13:00. I didn't even enter the class due to shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karasz Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Having a brilliant idea for a movie to watch and write an upcoming paper about...then completely forgetting about that movie five minutes later. *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuxSpes Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Just remembered another one. I was halfway through my 40min bus ride to the university when I realized that I could not remember if I had locked the door and activated the alarm system before leaving. What did I do? I went back to my house(40 more min) only to find out that I had locked the door and activated the alarm. I arrived 15min late to my class instead of being 1h early like I originally planned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifer Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) Sometimes you have to personify the parts of your body if you want to persuade them to work. I know, sometimes you have to yell an authoritative command to your bowels to get them to work. sry, I spend way too much time in fftf - err my English paper was due 2 in two weeks, I waited for inspiration. It came 12 hours before it was due, I received an A for the paper. Edited November 6, 2013 by sifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 a doctor at the hospital i volunteer at asked me if i wanted to go into medicine into the future "yes i wish to go into the health field." "well those two are the same thing but okay" was his reply i felt so stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espinosa Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 a doctor at the hospital i volunteer at asked me if i wanted to go into medicine into the future "yes i wish to go into the health field." "well those two are the same thing but okay" was his reply i felt so stupid I think he's the one who had the brain fart, unless your intonation provided some weird meaning that one can't read from text alone here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical CC Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 (edited) I went to class 2 hours early but didnt realize it. I cursed my classmates for not telling me the changing of the schedule and went home. Of course the teacher didnt buy my story... Edited November 7, 2013 by Char Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azura Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Does placing a glass of peanut butter in the kitchen sink and then a knife in the fridge count? Because I totally did that once :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Sometimes you have to personify the parts of your body if you want to persuade them to work. "Who are you working for, No 2?" (Austin Powers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButteredToast Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Most of it involves finding a video on YouTube I totally forgot about, and then I forget what I was searching for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yula Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 An entire week when I thought it was the next day. I literally never thought to ask anyone... had cable Television... a computer... and even a calendar... and not once bothered to check what day it was for an entire week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland Chaos Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Selecting "wait" in FE6 when I mean to continue my unit's action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Sometimes I forget if I had dinner or if I've brushed my teeth. This ends up with my teeth being . . . very sparkly clean. ...It's not that bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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