IceBrand Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Let's go and think of some. Here's mine, your out of milk and now you must go on a quest to the milk world to find a carton of milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifer Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) Demons stole your pet dog and you have to slaughter the denizens of Hell to get it back. Now that I think about it, that has better plot and characterization than the Mario Franchise. Edited November 11, 2013 by sifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Gabriel Knight Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 The president has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to save him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Breaking Bad 2: Walter Jr.'s Quest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amadeuscho Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) You are at a bus stop but are out of change. Thus, you need to go around the neighborhood and ask for more change within a particular time frame before the bus arrives. Edited November 11, 2013 by Viewtiful_J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 The president has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to save him? GAMBWAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Skittles Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 schoolwork simulator. I would cry if this were a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zera Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 You are an Italian plumber, transported to a mushroomy dimension, where you must save a princess held captive by a dino-turtle-dragon-monster. You were supposed to get a cake as a reward... but Kirby stole it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuxSpes Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) Let's take a renowned character seen as strong and independent and put her in a game where the script makes her seem like a bratty teenage girl with daddy-issues. Let's also strip away the free exploration aspect of said game and replace it with action game cliches. You're in a house and you have to find a missing contact lens(with blurry vision since you don't have said lens). If you walk on it, it's game over and you have to start all over again(lens location is randomized). Edited November 11, 2013 by LuxSpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifer Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) Let's take a renowned character seen as strong and independent and put her in a game where the script makes her seem like a bratty teenage girl with daddy-issues. Let's also strip away the free exploration aspect of said game and replace it with action game cliches. You're in a house and you have to find a missing contact lens(with blurry vision since you don't have said lens). If you walk on it, it's game over and you have to start all over again(lens location is randomized). ^I don't often lose my glasses but when I do... It is Hella anoying Objective: find your glasses Start the game with blurry vision... you can use the ability clear sight to help you look for things, but it requires glasses in your inventory Beware of cruch sound underfoot... 25% chance of game over each time sound is herd. (idden modifiers make it 100% chance occurence) To identify objects, you have to be 2 feet away. Edited November 11, 2013 by sifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light-Heart Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 schoolwork simulator. I would cry if this were a thing. How about Exam 101 ? Where you do actual School Exams on your PS Vita, you also have to study for a week before doing the Exam as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) You are playing as the scientist Dr. Jekyl, who is trying to get to a wedding for some reason. Unfortunately, every person or animal on the streets seems to be determined to make you regret the day you were born Suffering enough harassment makes you turn into the serial killer Hyde. But instead of going after your tormentors, you are fighting...things, while going through the stage in reverse. Edited November 11, 2013 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) Poor controls and make 70% of the game consist of levels where you must fly through rings under a strict time limit and you cannot miss more than 3. Also known as Superman 64. Edited November 11, 2013 by Sirius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seo Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) A game which have a good scenario, good things, etc, but at the very end, like a the 99% of the game, you have a question which give you one choice, and it's to... try again. Edited November 11, 2013 by Finn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigDipper Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 You are in a world which has Justin Bieber dead. You now try to resurrect him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahrivar Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Escort Quests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolas Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Castlevania 64 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 A game where you're a cliche hero in a cliche world fighting a cliche villain for a cliche cause. All the game mechanics are cliche attack, jumping and walking, with nothing but cliche linear stages and problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Lazy Fat Man: Quest for the Lost Remote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Superman go home everyone, no way you can top this terribru idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The JOJ Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 The president has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to save him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate Kitty Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 you wake up one day missing one of your arms as the day goes on you look to find what happened to it however, around the middle of the day each day(your body resets somehow when you sleep), one of your legs also vanishes. you meet a small frog name Julius who offers to give you a ride to his apartment to do drugs obviously you can't agree to his terms because you have one arm and one leg, drugs is the last thing you need eventually you realize that the real quest is not to find your missing limbs but to help Julius kick his addiction to crack cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share Posted November 12, 2013 Lazy Fat Man: Quest for the Lost Remote That sounds pretty badass to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 That sounds pretty badass to be honest. ... Oh sh*t you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Demons stole your pet dog and you have to slaughter the denizens of Hell to get it back. Now that I think about it, that has better plot and characterization than the Mario Franchise. Me want. Me want. rescue pet dog is a break from rescue sister/princess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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