Safyrya Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) There's this really cute girl in my class I want to go out with, but she's so fine that I can't just walk up to her and say hi. SInce you guys are CLEARLY experienced in the subject, I thought I'd ask this here. This is a totally serious thread before anyone asks. The fact that this is posted in fftf is not relevant. I just love you guys so much more than the general/serious discussions bullies Edited November 11, 2013 by Safyrya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Bear Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Depends on how well you know each other, if she's just some girl that's cute... red flag. That's not going to work most of the time or just all of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiac Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) Easy,come up to her,and make out with her for like 2 minutes.If she rejects she'll slap you,if she accepts,she won't slap you,hey at least you got to kiss her. Results may vary,I am not responsible for what happends to you i.e. charged with sexual harrasment... Edit: I didn't see this was a serious thread,sorry about that Edited November 11, 2013 by Jiac2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Bear Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Easy,come up to her,and make out with her for like 2 minutes.If she rejects she'll slap you,if she accepts,she won't slap you,hey at least you got to kiss her. Results may vary,I am not responsible for what happends to you i.e. charged with sexual harrasment... On second thought, yeah just do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted November 11, 2013 Author Share Posted November 11, 2013 Easy,come up to her,and make out with her for like 2 minutes.If she rejects she'll slap you,if she accepts,she won't slap you,hey at least you got to kiss her. Results may vary,I am not responsible for what happends to you i.e. charged with sexual harrasment... Edit: I didn't see this was a serious thread,sorry about that There is no such thing as a serious thing in fftf in my opinion, but the the fact that really cute girl does exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Bear Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 There is no such thing as a serious thing in fftf in my opinion, but the the fact that really cute girl does exist You should take his advice though, you have no guarantee of getting that far if you're.all cautious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted November 11, 2013 Author Share Posted November 11, 2013 I expected something more magical and evil, like a spell, some contract with a demon or something :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Bear Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I would've given you one of those but I'm fresh out. Gave Soul a.few extra he might be able to give you some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 learn to talk to a girl first seriously i dont understand how no one on sf can go up to a girl and talk to her. there is no way everyone is shy but yeah, learn to make casual conversation with her. eventually she'll start to tease around if you arent doing so first. drop the bomb when you feel comfortable with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Bear Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 learn to talk to a girl first seriously i dont understand how no one on sf can go up to a girl and talk to her. there is no way everyone is shy but yeah, learn to make casual conversation with her. eventually she'll start to tease around if you arent doing so first. drop the bomb when you feel comfortable with her. Take your srs response and get out. This is how I feel though, SF needs to learn people skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted November 11, 2013 Author Share Posted November 11, 2013 I guess this is more of a semi-serious topic, serious and retarded answers are accepted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Take your srs response and get out. This is how I feel though, SF needs to learn people skills. butbut he said he wanted serious responses also where is life he's kind of a baller he can help you out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 An 18-year-old taking getting advice from 12~14-year-olds. How funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonMendez Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) Well in order to get her to like you you must have qualities she may like. found out if she likes sports,games,books anything in common between you two will help. Edited November 11, 2013 by JasonMendez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Confidence bruh Do you find her at parties/clubs/whatever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) Don't listen to anyone's advice around here. Most of these kids suffer the same problem. I, on the other hand, have grown out of the awkward stage. Confidence is key. Don't just walk up to her and start talking to her if you're in high school. That comes across as creepy at that age. What you need to do is initiate a conversation with her without it being obvious that you did so just to talk to her. It's difficult but as long as you ooze confidence, it'll work. There are lots of openers around but without knowing your current status with her, I can't give you anything specific. If you're looking to go out with her, you don't want to talk to her as a comforting person. That will get you friendzoned. Rather, act interested in her but don't overplay it. Joke around and flirt a bit. And DO NOT tell her that she's beautiful until you're actually in a relationship with her. The main rule is to ignore chivalry. From lots of personal experience (not anymore but back from when I was socially awkward), chivalry gains you a one-way ticket to friendzone. Do not be nice to her just to show that you are a nice guy. Girls don't look for that in guys and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying or has never been in a relationship. Girls think guys are nice when the guy has his attention on her, not because he does nice things. Honestly, I need a lot more details to give you more tips. Both about yourself and her. Edited November 11, 2013 by Life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Non-serious answer: Use this pick up line: Serious answer: Just talk to her about the class at first and how she's finding it regarding the workload and the assignments given. Then try bringing the conversation to your interests with something like "I won't be able to do much of (insert your hobby here) until I get this class' project done" and ask about her hobbies and interests and take things from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 i dont think youre really qualified to give advice for this kind of thing randoman sorry. at least considering your record here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Banzai Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 lol this thread exists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 seriously i dont understand how no one on sf can go up to a girl and talk to her. there is no way everyone is shyThey're not shy. They're socially awkward.Pick-up lines work. But the thing is that the ones that do are never posted. Personal Example: I met a girl in a bar on halloween who was trying to order a drink. I went up to her and straight up asked her what she was drinking. She told me nothing until she got one. So I told her that I'm friends with the bartender (I wasn't) and I could get her a drink on the condition that it would be on me. Long story short, we hooked up and I got her number. And I'm seeing her this weekend. "What are you drinking tonight" is my failproof pick-up line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 oh oh I know the perfect way: treat her like a fucking person seriously pick-up lines are trash and when they're used on me at least they make me super uncomfortable. Just talk to her. If you don't even know her you guys aren't going to go anywhere if you're not at least friends first. also I feel like this thread is a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Life has the right idea, but he seems like too much of a softie. Take it from the pro. Walk up to that bitch and slap her right on the ass, then look her dead in the eye and say "ey slut we're going out tonight so make sure that anus is bleached". Bitches dig assertiveness. Then once you get her out say you're going to see a movie but then "forget" the money and tell her she has to come blow you behind the theater. Important tip here, a good trick you can tell her is for her to squeeze her own thumb within her hand to suppress her own gag reflex, that way she can go balls deep. Then after that never use condoms and knock her up and slam bam thank you mam knock her up and she be yo bitch fo life. No means maybe if you ask again in 30 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiac Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) I have an idea,you should get a bunch of ping pong balls,right out on them,fill all inside her locker somehow,and when she opens her locker be there and say,"I finally got the balls to ask you out." Guessing you have lockers. Edited November 11, 2013 by Jiac2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 fuck man i love you joe ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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