peener weener Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 ITT JERKCITY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inui Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 damn i love feet, haven't had a chance to lick any since like 2010 :( i get to give foot massages to a few friends at least though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share Posted December 30, 2013 l-lewd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 (edited) Inui I will pay you to lose to me in melee before I beat myself (no suicides allowed on your part) (You will probably not be getting any money) Edited December 30, 2013 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 smother that shit in moisturizer as regularly as you can, i would not wish extremely dry hands on my enemies. they crack and bleed and hurt to move and hurt to touch anything with and hurt yo blow slightly on and hurt in general they bleed and they're terrible ughhh Should putting moisturizer on one's hands hurt? I just dunked em in some Norwegian formula shit and it burrrrrns, wondering if I was in danger of them crumbling into dust or sthg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share Posted December 30, 2013 you can't be that bad rehab :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Should putting moisturizer on one's hands hurt? I just dunked em in some Norwegian formula shit and it burrrrrns, wondering if I was in danger of them crumbling into dust or sthg No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 You'd be surprised, is the short of it, Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 "just a dab heals dry skin" *uses half of it* "you'll get yours soon enough, idiot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 In conclusion: I refuse to have fewer posts in the gay thread than Al, simply out of principle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Al? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) You gays realize all of the guy jokes are inappropriate and sexist because gayness knows no gender, right? You dicks are terrible. Edited December 31, 2013 by Aleph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 You gays realize all of the guy jokes are inappropriate and sexist because gayness knows no gender, right? You dicks are terrible. I championed our cause a few pages back with SeverIan. He didn't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 31, 2013 Author Share Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) You'd be surprised, is the short of it, Esme I dunno man I dunno EDIT: no aleph ur terrible Edited December 31, 2013 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 smother that shit in moisturizer as regularly as you can, i would not wish extremely dry hands on my enemies. they crack and bleed and hurt to move and hurt to touch anything with and hurt yo blow slightly on and hurt in general they bleed and they're terrible ughhhAlso everyone will tell you that you look like your hands are covered in semen because white flaky dead skin looks like goopy liquid (??). Should putting moisturizer on one's hands hurt? I just dunked em in some Norwegian formula shit and it burrrrrns, wondering if I was in danger of them crumbling into dust or sthg I once put a shampoo in my hair that immediately started to burn my head as if I had dunked it in acid. I spent the next half hour crying while constantly checking if my head was actually bleeding or if it just felt like it was melting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 i personally invite anyone and everyone who is nice and at worst ironically mean to come to the gay thread and have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Hi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) Who here in the thread hasn't (Has Not) read Templar, AZ and if not why not. Brendor you're exempt from this as I'm uncertain you deserve the honour. Edited December 31, 2013 by Parrhesia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Not me. Never heard of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) good comic will never be fucking finished Edited December 31, 2013 by Stolypin Necktie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momentai~ Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Playing Melee (smush) for the first time in.. 6 months at least (which made my knuckles sore), Ottawa (Canada) being cold+dry (which helped dry my hands), my folks here using only radiators to heat the house (which made my hands more dry), and my hands already being a mite cracked (dry) came together this week to form the perfect storm of dryhand, AKA waking up in the middle of the morning with a searing pain in my hands that kept me up until I doused them in moisturizer. I shouldn't be allowed to hurt myself while on vacation Punishment for playing such a terrible game, your hands scream in protest. Hope they feel better soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 31, 2013 Author Share Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) Templar, AZ sounds familiar. Parrhesia, do you mind giving me a brief overview of the comic's plot? (I'm assuming it's a comic from what Stolypin said.) Edited December 31, 2013 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 (a gif of TAS Batman shaking his hand and wagging his finger) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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