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First Victim: Chrom x FeMU

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Let's make a forum game out of this or something... but not necessarily in the forum games section.

Let's have some discussion on things they missed and we can nitpick in Awakening in supports or children recruitment.

Something to have fun with.

Because looking at my PM box and responding like I do now makes me as rabid as the fans I'm responding to.

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Rey, you're forgetting the confession images with those hi-larious captions.

But that's just confession images with insults to the characters.

I can do that in my sleep. I did so once before, remember?

Miriel.

Married Miriel, Never Finished

Requirement: Must have dictionary on hand while having sex.

0/10.

Cordelia

"Genius, perfect, and can do everything."

Flat. Gullible when you mention "breast growth".

Fucking "Genius" all right.

Virion

"Nobility". "Magnificent".

Doesn't mean shit when he doesn't have a penny to his name after Walmart took over all his assets.

HAREM

And I thought the time loop shenanigans was bad enough. Good job ruining the very fabric of time just because you wanted to make use of your C rank lance.

NOWI

Fucking lolicon.

What I've done

You mean *WHO* you've done.

[serious Note: I hate you for listing out all these characters to slander. xD]

Lucina

Ultimately Married Lucina

Married Lucina like a boss.

Marrying Lucina because makes most sense.

Will marry Lucina (again) because Causality is a *****

FATHER! FATHER! FATHER! FATHER!

You'll always be second. She tried to kill you to save him.

DEVOTION POWER LEVEL TOO LOW.

...Lucina is Trunks. Holy shit.

FATHER! FAAAAATHEEEER!

Chrom

"I didn't think you were a girl."

"I walked in on you naked."

"You walked in on me naked."

"We saw each other naked, why not?"

True love right there.

His Falchion also needs to find a target by Chapter 12 even if it isn't you.

Even goes for a generic. He has less control over his sword than Owain.

Married Anna, Never Finished

Always second to money. Fucking Gold Digger.

She'll leave you as soon as your gold runs out.

Nah

Fucking lolicon to the sixty-ninth power.

Bet that "Desu" turns you on at night.

Sumia

Tripping and pies.

Go back to Brawl.

Yarne

Fucking Furries. Yiff that ball of Yarne. And watch him run away to save his own ass when you're in trouble.

MY ONE AND ONLY

OLIVIA

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Airhead Blonde with pink hair. I'd call her a prostitute, but she's probably too stupid to realize she's used goods.

Probably can't even spell "marriage" and "devotion" let alone know their meanings.

Enjoy your "one and only" while the rest of the army "appreciates" your waifu.

Lissa

Lissa

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An *ACTUAL* Airhead Blonde. I'd tell her to get back in the kitchen, but that would be dangerous as people would probably end up dead from her cooking skills.

Shit waifu.

Frederick

Married Fred, Never Finished

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Can't even take on a generic fighter. Shit knight. Shittier husbando.

Get away from me. You kissing my Rule 63 hand makes me want to puke.

Tharja

Hot body stalker waifu. Uses child as guinea pig for her hexes and curses.

Absolutely FUCKING HORRIBLE MOTHER.

And if you married her, you are an absolutely HORRIBLE FUCKING FATHER. [sEE WHAT I DID THERE?]

Panne

MAN SPAWN, I WILL GIVE YOU THE HONOR OF FEELING THE INSIDES OF A RABBIT.

Eww.

And you are also inferior man spawn. Have fun being a beta all your life.

Basilio

Ever since pretending to be dead, he'll pretend to be a dead body and you acting like a necrophiliac.

Awwwwkwaaaard.

Also not voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.

Flavia

Like Panne, you will always be inferior. She will have the pants in the relationship. IRON pants.

And you will have beat the 100-man melee in the arena to have the honor of facing her and trying to penetrate her armor.

And you will die of exhaustion before you ever reach that honor.

Sully

Toilet Bowl in Monster's Inc.

Do I even NEED to slander her? Fine.

Can't even go an entire conversation without cursing. Vocabulary is lacking. Opposite of Miriel.

I mean she calls you a BASTARD when confessing to you.

Stahl

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He wants to eat OTHER PEOPLE'S LOGS.

Says something about his devotion, Spike.

Gaius!Noire

Bipolar as fuck. Don't be surprised if you start taking arrows up your ass, and you can't do shit about it because her second personality took over. At least you've got some S & M going on.

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First Victim: Chrom x FeMU

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jk8YumZ.gifUoYZjFO.gif

Ki7deeC.gify8ED49I.gif

2tXCo6V.png

6iuSrGH.png

Let's make a forum game out of this or something... but not necessarily in the forum games section.

Let's have some discussion on things they missed and we can nitpick in Awakening in supports or children recruitment.

Something to have fun with.

Because looking at my PM box and responding like I do now makes me as rabid as the fans I'm responding to.

Rey pls

it's been almost a year

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Morgan is clearly scum contradicting himself. I say we vote to lynch him!

##Vote: Chrom!Morgan

dammit Boron you're my favourite user on this sub-forum

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e: not worth it, enjoy sperging out about how much you totally hate whatever pairings Awakening section posters

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e: not worth it, enjoy sperging out about how much you totally hate whatever pairings Awakening section posters

Have you seriously never seen a mafia joke before? SoC set one up for a mafia player to jump on pretty nicely by mentioning the word "lynched" in his post. I have better things to do than hate on fictional pairings.

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And I have better things to do than make mafia jokes. Like... get lynched Day 1 in more mafia games.

Are you the new Day 1 mislynch person then?

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Yeah, Morgan remembering anything about Lucina or Falchion is contradictory to having lost his memories of everything but his mother. :/

I personally think Chrom x Sumia and Chrom x Olivia are the closest to being absolutely canon. Chrom x Sumia for obvious reasons and Chrom x Olivia because of how much Inigo fits as Chrom's son. The support makes sense, they bear a strong resemblance, etc. And Chrom actually pursues Olivia throughout their support instead of the other way around too. How about that?

And I don't buy the "whirlwind romance makes no sense" crap. Romances have been known to happen quickly in real life. I knew a happily married couple that got engaged only a month (or was it two months? Either way, my point stands) after they first MET. So there.

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Okay, let me fix that to no more Mafia fights and no more image/video spam posts. If you don't like the thread, shit it up in other ways. But don't do that, because you'll get nicked for that too.

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