ButteredToast Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 So this little shit that I call my cat tends to block my view of the monitor by literally crawling up my chest and onto my shoulder as if though he's a parrot. And this happens whenever I try to type stuff here or on Facebook. Then he wants to be petted despite the fact that he sees me doing something, and he doesn't take no for an answer. But then again, I tend to bug him when he's trying to sleep, so I guess this is more of revenge than anything. Cats are sneaky little creatures. He may be a little shit, but he's my little shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 That was so touching Seriously though, shouldn't this be in Fftf? This seems out of place here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButteredToast Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share Posted November 25, 2013 Yeah, but Fftf would twist the whole thing and would tell me "tits or gtfo" which I don't need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifer Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I don't own a pet. The closest thing to that for me owning a pet is my friend's dog like me better than him, seriously he come to me to be petted more than him. Also right now I am walking a friend's dog for a week, she is a cute lil' Westie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I have a cat too. His names Adolf c: There's a pic of him in the picture thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anacybele Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I'm not surprised at this. Cats can be so freaking weird. Mine used to have kitty sex with a stuffed dolphin I had. Of course, I let him keep it. I'm not taking back a stuffed animal that my pet's been screwing. I'm glad I'm a dog lover. My two puppies are the best. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I'm glad I'm a dog lover. My two puppies are the best. <3 That's what's up. Cats aren't that bad though, like my cats catch birds and mice but play with it as it's still alive, writhing in agonising pain and trying so desperately to survive. It was always funny to see my mom flip out with she found half of a pigeon on the kitchen floor cx I miss home.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kon Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I have three cats, and typically at least one is on my lap and one or two are crawling around my desk if they didn't already lay down on my shoulder/chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 That's what's up. Cats aren't that bad though, like my cats catch birds and mice but play with it as it's still alive, writhing in agonising pain and trying so desperately to survive. It was always funny to see my mom flip out with she found half of a pigeon on the kitchen floor cx I miss home.. .... My dog tried to eat a baby bird ;~; And my my aunt and uncle had their two dogs playing tug of war with a squirrel so it was screeching at the top of its lungs >~< I don't see how you could get any enjoyment out of anything like that... *shudder* I'm allergic to cats so I don't have any cat stories~ Just that Specta's and Integrity's cat is super sweet and adorable and he doesn't shed as much as other cats which is cool =3 When he's kneading it's not as cool though~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I don't see how you could get any enjoyment out of anything like that... *shudder* I said my mother's reactions were amusing not the prolonged agonising death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButteredToast Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share Posted November 25, 2013 I have three cats, and typically at least one is on my lap and one or two are crawling around my desk if they didn't already lay down on my shoulder/chest. Seriously, ever since I cleaned my room (the floor had a bunch of dirty clothes and garbage and such, I know, it's disgusting) my cat has been wanting to hang out with me and cuddle and sleep in my room. I mean, it's good to know that he wants to hang out with me, but jeez, this is nuts! That's what's up. Cats aren't that bad though, like my cats catch birds and mice but play with it as it's still alive, writhing in agonising pain and trying so desperately to survive. It was always funny to see my mom flip out with she found half of a pigeon on the kitchen floor cx I miss home.. .... My dog tried to eat a baby bird ;~; And my my aunt and uncle had their two dogs playing tug of war with a squirrel so it was screeching at the top of its lungs >~< I don't see how you could get any enjoyment out of anything like that... *shudder* My cat does that too. I guess it's general animal instincts to catch and eat prey, especially rodents. My cat tosses the bird (flips the bird xD) back and forth until the bird eventually dies of exhaustion and he eats only half of the bird, and mice. This one time, it was a few years ago, I finished cleaning my room (bed made, floor vacuumed, room smelling good) and he decided to bring a dead rabbit in the middle of the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 (edited) I don't own them but I sometimes take care of my parents' and sister's combined three dogs and two cats. Basically I have : A fairly standard, medium sized dog. One that looks like it's praying when I go see him. He's also always excited but he's not even a year old yet. A miniature long haired chihuahua that looks like it has the face of a bat and makes demonic noises. Usually he just barks a lot and really likes to sit on my lap. Black Garfield. And a cat that likes me so much that he bites me. Edited November 25, 2013 by Woodshooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 he decided to bring a dead rabbit in the middle of the floor. Satanic ritual?.. D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButteredToast Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share Posted November 25, 2013 Satanic ritual?.. D: Not sure..........he looks too cute for such ritual xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Watch that one South Park episode again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 (edited) Sometimes the cutest animals are agents of Satan edit:goddamn ninja Edited November 25, 2013 by Brendor the Hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButteredToast Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share Posted November 25, 2013 Watch that one South Park episode again. Sometimes the cutest animals are agents of Satan edit:goddamn ninja What the actual fuck!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I said my mother's reactions were amusing not the prolonged agonising death Yes I probably wouldn't find that situation amusing at all, I mean her reactions would be perfectly fitting for something so terrible and I would never have been able to feel amused about it when in the middle of that kind of situation ;~; And I guess it's just what it felt like, to me, with the "wee cats aren't that bad~!" thing I guess x3 I shouldn't have but I did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 What the actual fuck!? HAIL SATAN :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButteredToast Posted November 26, 2013 Author Share Posted November 26, 2013 (edited) Christmas time only comes once a year~~ Edited November 26, 2013 by Cal the Tactician Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendor Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 BLOOD ORGY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FionordeQuester Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 I've heard that cats do that whole "playing around" thing to tire out their victims so they don't get hurt while trying to stuff them in their mouths. I thought I heard that on a Psychology video once, but I'm not sure I'm remember right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 I've also read that cats will kill seemingly pointlessly to keep their hunting skills from getting rusty. There are some that feel it's a sign of higher intelligence and just done for pure pleasure much like humans, however. I dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttmuncher.ops Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 I have three cats, and typically at least one is on my lap and one or two are crawling around my desk if they didn't already lay down on my shoulder/chest. i pictured daenerys targaryen while reading this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I have a basset hound. She smells awful but is incredibly sweet. I love her to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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