Chocolate Kitty Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 if you're wondering why I'm friends with this person, I'm not sure myself, I think I am because I'm too lazy to bother unfriending him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I don't understand what he's trying to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shev Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I kind of like this use of the word stroll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Translation, please...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I;M LAUGJHING SO HARD FOR SOME REASON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifer Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 This person is tripping balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I kind of like this use of the word stroll. I wonder if he meant to say pussy when he said fussy (since he said pussy later anyway). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I think it's trying to communicate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) I wonder if he meant to say pussy when he said fussy (since he said pussy later anyway). I thought it was supposed to be something like: fuck(ing)+pussy Or it was just a typo, idk Edited December 5, 2013 by Tonton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate Kitty Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 fun fact the second person is actually a tiny little girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 fun fact the second person is actually a tiny little girl oh so those are two different people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 in essence: "screw this, if you walk out on me i'm gonna get you" >>"fuck that if you were walking out on me you wouldn't be putting up a status because i'd be smacking your ass. you're just buttmad because you tried to set somebody up for two grams [of cocaine] and they beat your ass the fuck up wham bam thank you ma'am" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primefusion Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 This person is tripping balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate Kitty Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 in essence: "screw this, if you walk out on me i'm gonna get you" >>"fuck that if you were walking out on me you wouldn't be putting up a status because i'd be smacking your ass. you're just buttmad because you tried to set somebody up for two grams [of cocaine] and they beat your ass the fuck up wham bam thank you ma'am" I will take that as a translation(although I feel like cocaine might be too hardcore for these highschool students). oh so those are two different people? yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 in essence: "screw this, if you walk out on me i'm gonna get you" >>"fuck that if you were walking out on me you wouldn't be putting up a status because i'd be smacking your ass. you're just buttmad because you tried to set somebody up for two grams [of cocaine] and they beat your ass the fuck up wham bam thank you ma'am" Wow. Someone owned so hard that only Integ could translate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 "I am quite aggravated by all of these events, if you are attempting to sell drugs in my location then I believe I can take charge of this situation, financially or otherwise." "Sell drugs? I would physically restrain you if necessary in the event that I witnessed you dealing in such illicit goods. You can be sure that in so doing I would leave you in a most precarious situation in regards to your physical condition. You would likely be incapable of even having posted your earlier status online because of the injuries I would inflict upon you. With regards to your poor choice of verbiage, you most cowardly of lesser men, I would certainly not "attempt" to do anything. I am of a higher caliber than yourself and thus I simply do or do not do something. You are very obviously smoldering at your pathetic lack of ability to even sell a meager two grams to a most common female, who subsequently rejected your proposal with physical force. I am utterly appalled at your distinct inability to handle such an incomprehensibly simple matter. I wonder what is wrong with you." LOOK AT ALL THESE MULTIPLE INTERPRETATIONS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 "I am quite aggravated by all of these events, if you are attempting to sell drugs in my location then I believe I can take charge of this situation, financially or otherwise." "Sell drugs? I would physically restrain you if necessary in the event that I witnessed you dealing in such illicit goods. You can be sure that in so doing I would leave you in a most precarious situation in regards to your physical condition. You would likely be incapable of even having posted your earlier status online because of the injuries I would inflict upon you. With regards to your poor choice of verbiage, you most cowardly of lesser men, I would certainly not "attempt" to do anything. I am of a higher caliber than yourself and thus I simply do or do not do something. You are very obviously smoldering at your pathetic lack of ability to even sell a meager two grams to a most common female, who subsequently rejected your proposal with physical force. I am utterly appalled at your distinct inability to handle such an incomprehensibly simple matter. I wonder what is wrong with you." LOOK AT ALL THESE MULTIPLE INTERPRETATIONS :o Are you even human? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 analyzing inquiry one moment please one moment please processing findings are inconclusive beep boop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Sounds like a racist chav. Do you live in the UK, by chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyron Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 well, i cant understand it in the least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate Kitty Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 Sounds like a racist chav. Do you live in the UK, by chance? negative therefor i have no idea what chav means :( also they decided to respond more! but i'm not bothering to put it up because it's kind of just going to be the same type of stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) negative therefor i have no idea what chav means :( also they decided to respond more! but i'm not bothering to put it up because it's kind of just going to be the same type of stuff From wikipedia: Chav, (/ˈtʃæv/ chav) is a stereotype and pejorative epithet used in Britain.[1][2] The stereotype was popularised in the first decade of the 21st century by the British mass media to refer to an antisocial youth subculture in the United Kingdom.[3]The Oxford Dictionary defines Chav as an informal British derogatory meaning a young lower-class person who displays brash and loutish behaviour and wears real or imitation designer clothes.[4] Believe me, if you ever go to britain you will know what it means, even if you don't know the word for it. Edited December 5, 2013 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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