DodgeDusk Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) So gringe's patch works, which is yay SO, THE STATS That Peake... Edited January 18, 2014 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 MAN OF STEEL TOO MANLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrollHunter Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Just read through dusks FE8 bearded run, and am now caught up with this. I must have way too much free time. This is great fun to read, keep it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 19, 2014 Author Share Posted January 19, 2014 [spoiler=The chapter of free training] Dammit Treacherous what a joke STEVE IS BACK I don't think we ever actually kill him That town's hoars are shitty "But they're just touching themselves." They are already handling each other Give us your hoars You got the hoe, we got the dough Pshaw Whatevs What an amazing way to start the level WHY IS HE NOT FATHER NOW HE CAN'T BE THE BIG DADDY That's not all he'll soothe you with... Dorothy was jealous because no one would ever buy her Her face is incredibly scary He was 'working' with her Hot Dammit Freaking mercs BRONANA WARD CAN DOUBLE IT'S A MIRACLE I gave him the health boost Yay And you will probably be dropped Nice! Hopefully it hits Really powerful knight? Gatrie was here? He whips his hair back and forth... And that's a myrm level up This shot is cool And that would be a Duck level up Actually skill and luck is a Duck level up Worth a try Le sigh You kinda suck Pwned What a funny guy Such a funny guy So fast Faster than Rutger holy shit Dammit Dolt SO GOOD Why is this man so damn good? More myrm levels So very happy Rutger is ready to kill Rave time!!! Dammit Yeah he sucks *sexy beast SAUL BEST MANWHORE Whoa Saul don't advance on a child like that Oh wait he's talking about the bitch In her bra Not going to happen Whoa Roy's making sense for once Next time, we get to use Saul! Finally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 [spoiler=Shitty levels for the most part, but still we train wreck everything] "Broy participated in some freaky threesome" So he's virtually unbreakable and we have to fight him? We're screwed Oh, so we might have a chance of conquering it DA MANLY TEAM Sucks to be you Get back in the kitchen, you sub-man "looks like I'm pulling out my sexy tactics!" You tell me "lolNo. We're a bunch of generics" But yeah, you CERTAINLY don't look evil. Nope! "My stable o' bitches needs some class!" "So... sweet rave party?" [spoiler=Flashing lights and the such] "Soon, my harem will be complete!" Not really "... Yet he looks so evil. Like, generically evil!" You tell me (Dude is also called Wagner. I think) "Yet he has the sprite of a Shaman. How confusing..." I swear Roy is like, one of the very few competent Lords. Intellect wise "They aren't really that threatening thanks to gringe, so..." They are coloured red, so it wouldn't surprise me Dorothy is impressed Well done, Broy "For fuck sake..." "After all, there's no better sex than surprise sex!" "Actually, he didn't have Hector blood. Yeah, he probably sucked" I can see myself abusing the second photo so much in LtP. It fits so many scenarios "... Will you show me how your sword works with my Fire Emblem, Broy?" I like this plan KILL HIM, BROY YOU CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW "But I will not show you the sword that meshes with the Fire Emblem!" "But you killed him..." "..." There's like, 10 enemies on the map y u no conquer? 'BOUT TIME A MANLY HEALER I AM HAPPY Whatever it is, it doesn't concern you Rossi's, your lack of strength is disappoi- STRENGTH? STRENGTH? Brolt, if you only gained one point in strength... And then Peake killed Mages in one hit with an iron sword I... ugh... Since he's turning out pretty bro, why not buff him even more? I think I broke the game The awful levels The good levels So 'gold/G' still doesn't pop up? Oh well REINLANCEMENTS The white mage! And Peake continues to wreck face Strength works Give some of your strength to Brolt Obligatory Allen picture Kinky DENDE DA BESS Yes, Saul is now Dende "that person who wants to be in my harem, right?" BROY WANT AND DUE TO HIM BEING LORD, HE WILL GET WHAT HE WANTS I should REALLY bench you, Brolt But damn archer bias ]: MLG tactics ahoy! Get the valuables... THEN SMASH THE WOMAN SO GOOD And so Jaragaan doubled For someone who hasn't gotten a single point of speed (I think) so far, that's impressive even if hacked I can dig dis Hero!Peake want Or maybe a Pirate/Brigand would want it...? I forgot why I took this REINSHITMENTS Obligatory boss quote BEYBLADE Maybe so, but Diversity are better! Absolutely nobody is going to get that The good level The decent levels The awful levels A Cavalier killing a Knight in two attacks? I'm pretty sure that's illegal Many turns later... "You didn't consult me about this? You're fired, Brolinus" "Makes sense. With grandfather gone, place has gone to shit" "Mother better be safe... Brolinus, you're rehired. Let's go to Ostia!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 19, 2014 Author Share Posted January 19, 2014 You do know that you just missed one of the best characters in the game, right? Unless the game gave you Sue Also fuck your Rutger, mine probably will never have that much strength Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Back with a gigantic, very productive update! Chapter seven sometime this weekend! [spoiler=Brolt gets fed half the level] Broy engaged in a threesome THWOMP BROTHER can save us "I'll have to use my sexy tactics" Didn't I kill you in FE4 a while ago? He probably wants to touch us Soon he will have a threesome to rival Broy's Smells like bullshit to me They want to touch us and stuff It's a female! Cooties! THWOMP BROTHER NO He will escort us into the bedroom Sandima clone is not as sexy as THWOMP BROTHER He who smelt of bullshit DA SETUP Magic is a bit low But dat speed These two must support for FULL CRIT POTENTIAL Many threesomes Bros why Brolt :( I believe this was me missing a crit shot Yeah! No! MAN OF STEEL got a lance through his lance Think about that one [/shot] All kills belong to Brolt This is only the beginning of Brolt's greatness this level SAUL #toofast Bullshit SO MUCH STRONKNESS SO MUCH MISS See above, but in a good way Too stronk No, they're aiming a bit lower than that I was prepared for her invasion, so I had Chad cockblock her Outthiefed! BROS Kinky Needs more magic STRONKNESS HITNESS THWOMPNESS This boss is quite a pain lolnope Rutger why lol hit rates Holy shit He did it This made my night! "the hoar we ordered!" Woah Broy, hoars have feelings too WALL TIME DA LOOT SO GOOD MORE LUTE Wait OTP OTP OTP Woah, Brolt is ready now SHORT BOW #toofast SUPPORT It's surprising, really TOO STRONK DAMMIT Excellent DAMMIT SO FAST Our ticket to one of the best characters in the game Hoar The noise of many threesomes SO MUCH CASH More walling reinfarcements TOO STRONK See above We have two threesomes going on I let MAN OF STEEL and Rutger grind for supports They didn't get any He sucks LYNDIS DAMMIT THOSE HOARS I wonder if he has vantage to compliment it Hoo boy, chapter seven is next Next time, BROLT will solo those wyverns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I envy your Wolt. Yes, I've had Wolt cap strength naturally, but he was still unable to one shot dragons with Murgleis. He could double, at least, but still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Eh, he won't be using Murgleis anyway But I knew you would be attracted here from the scent of Wolt being good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I have a request for either of you. Use Percival. That is all thank you. *exits thread* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Eh, he won't be using Murgleis anyway But I knew you would be attracted here from the scent of Wolt being good... I've actually been here since you started, I just never said anything, haha. Though that Wolt actually wound up better than basically everybody that run (since everyone not named Melody, Lilina, Sophia, or Lugh had really bad Str/Mag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I have a request for either of you. Use Percival. That is all thank you. *exits thread* Using Percival is legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Duck gimme your Brolt :c I might update today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 My update will happen over the weekend, when I have the time to do all the arena shenanigans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 [spoiler=GREEN HAIRED REDEMPTION] "For Mother and Grandfather!" I forgot why I took this 'Use' eh? EH? "I want the town to hear you moan" They be men of decency... For the most part DA INSULTS NARCLASSIAN Someone better photoshop Narcian with a top hat or something Would be a-mazing "I like a bit of resistance in my fresh meat" *flashbacks of doing this chapter for the first time on HM* *shudders* Enough to put Kalas' harem to shame A DISGRACE, I SAY "Because screw the first three bases" LEGION SHEPARD-COMMANDER JUST A MEMORY~ YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT TRYING~ YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT FIGHTING~ YOU'RE THE REASON THAT I'M MOVING ON~ URA URA URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Just flail your weapon around FE4 cavalry sword critical animation style MLG tactics CHIPCUS IS BEST WALL Except General Beard, of course YEAH LET'S D- ... Oh I love this guy all ready This guy sounds like a classy man NOAH I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU ;_; I think Broy got hit like, once during this chapter Broy <3 ROSSI'S GOT A PERFECT ORDER OUT THERE Peake should be fucking banned Like, holy shit Moar MLG tactics "Did you screw him?" YOU CUT HIS DICK OFF SO MANY SEVERED DICKS ;_; That dick would fit in Rutger's hand very nicely methinks DAT DAMAGE "Aren't you going to help them?" :c A STUTTER? YOU TWO ARE SHIPPED I swear on my life breaking Sorin's headcanon is not something I take pleasure in "Unless you're a filthy scrub who uses save states!" 'Sword' eh? EH? OOOOH MMMMYYYY GGGGGOOOODDDD HOARAH DA BESS "No, I'm Zealot" "Father's all ready had his story, and Grandfather's dead. No idea where Rindisu is though" "Indeed..." ;_;7 "And Mother!" ... So why would I use Jerrot? Fuckit, you're named 'Carrot' Because it just popped into my head and just fuckit Lot's second kill! SOOOO BRUUUTTTAAALLL Don't care You're all ready better than Pent :3 Because Hoarah's an hoar who wants all the hoar-y kills to himself DAT SKILL Also STRENGTH I found it funny that a cavalry unit got the horseslayer Anti-magic unit And then Bananaman smashed PEAKE SHOULD BE IN UBERS BROLINUS SAVING THE MANY REPUTATIONS OF THE LOCAL HOARS "She's the mother of my milk-brother, so..." We all have our off days, Brollen BROY THE BEST HOAR Hoarah's advancing on Broy all ready Oh m- YOU'RE RUINING YOUR OWN SHIP, HOARAH "Doggy style or...?" 10K being spent later... Peake is gun love dis REINWHYMENTS I will insert this into a severed dick joke somehow... FIRE THE SHOTS FROM THE BOW-DICK Bananaman dodged so he gained speed #Logic YOU, GOOD SIR ON HM ARE ANNOYING AS HELL REDEEMED THE RESISTANCE SQUAD IS BACK There were two of them And this wasn't HM And we have the power of the gringe patch This chapter was a piece of piss Peake <3 Cap defence? "I know how much of an urge you young teens get during puberty, but Jesus Christ..." Is that meant to be a code name for- Actually, I've made enough damn sex jokes for one update ARMADS SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 I just want to tell you that I'm still not going to feel bad about arena abusing Just saiyan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Motendra Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 >First time looking at this This has "lolwtf" written all over it. ..... ..... ..... *follows thread* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 >First time looking at this This has "lolwtf" written all over it. ..... ..... ..... *follows thread* You must have never seen me or Dusk do screens before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorin Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Now that I'm done crying over Dusk's update, I have to say.... Wolt is so bro. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix01 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 this is beautiful but his plan was so devias ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Wait did Dusk even use Brolt at all in that update? Now that I'm done crying over Dusk's update, Oh boy, you just wait for mine ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 >First time looking at this This has "lolwtf" written all over it. ..... ..... ..... *follows thread* this is beautiful but his plan was so devias ;_; Thanks, you two! Now that I'm done crying over Dusk's update, I have to say.... Wolt is so bro. That is all. SO BRO Wait did Dusk even use Brolt at all in that update? I believe he got one kill and that was the steel bow Archer in the bottom right hand corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 Okay. My chapter seven will most likely have almost two hundred shots because of all the arena a booze, so I'm going to divide it into two parts, one showing the story and stuff, the other showing all the level ups. I've done a couple people already, Rutger was shitty (I was right, he didn't even get enough strength to match Dusk's), Lot went pretty amazingly, and... Ward got destroyed in nearly ever match, so he'll be only using regular exp, and Bors. Every single enemy Bors faced had silver weapons, I didn't even know that was possible! So at least those two will not be a boozed. That is all, part one at least will be up this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 Level ups will be in a bit [spoiler=ARENA A BOOZE] GAYLANCE Use? USE? Hoar DA CREW DA SETUP I would too That's not all she'll be useful for Kinky Doh only one will be used Well then I guess it's time for Brolt solo Seriously who gives a fuck LOT IS BACK But not by popular demand MERCENARIES SO BRO He's coaching some girl with his sword? BS SAUL WANT These fucking things YEAH "Aw, you'll have to get off me" "I've never learned how to do THAT before" OMG she seduced him GG Sorin I doubt it Wait so she paid him? REVERSE HOARAGE "No, I want to learn about the lance" GET HER, BROAH Jerrot? Where did that come from? KING THWOMP By the way, your name is Jerrot da Parrot Get into that arena and become godly Treck doesn't want to become a hoar like the rest of us BRO USING HIM Ha, gayyyy See above TOO STRONK THWOMP THWOMP but really? GG MOOK WYVERN Except he missed once so Lot gets the kill THWOMP Sword to the sword! Wait [/shot] So much health GG MOOK KNIGHT So fast "Why is your fly unzipped?" "No, Lord Parrot, I was coaching her WITH my sword" "Noah, are you a hoar?" Oh believe me, he DEFINITELY cared about Fir That's not all Also TRECK SO BRO TRECK I am going to have so much money Bors is too fast to handle See above BROLT WANT ooh, thanks for the heads up Totes didn't see that coming BROY SO GOOD See above See above above ALLEN SO BRO MAN OF STEEL CHARGE THEM Not gonna work MAN OF STEEL SOLO With MAN OF STEEL, there's no need for an army! Oh god no WARD SO BRO BROARD Mary doesn't want her sword friend to die This was as far as I got until I lost my sanity because of all the opponents with silvers See above but replace silvers with speed Everyone else will come in a couple hours, and also someone gets promoted! I wonder who it will ever be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 It's gonna be Lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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