Tamanoir Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 K'heh-heh-heh ! Honestly, none of you is worthy enough to be cat people anyway ! You'd just stay all days doing nothing but sleeping. Now, lizard people, it's a different story. they can rsist extremely high heats, and are all around stronger than puny humans. Obviously, you still can't expect to be as cool as me ! I mean, I'm a priest, I have a badass boomerang and all the kids love me ! Have you already see a guy wanted to be some kind of cat ? K'heh-heh-heh ! K'heh-heh-heh ! I'm ready to fight against all the stupid cats and cat lovers who disagree. You can all come at once, it woud also makes things easier for me. K'heh-heh-heh ! PS : If I had seen this post earlier, I'd have choose Neferpitou as an avatar. such a shame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 YES IT WOULD. *tackleglomps jprebs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashiane Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 ... I'd be allergic to myself. ._. And like, everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I would be dead... Thing is, if we were all cat people, there is a possibility that nobody would be allergic to cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soledai Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 It wouldn't be good for me, I'd be one of those lazy cats that has big eyes and yawns all the time, but since I think cats are cute I'd like it then there's that magical horrible time... cleaning time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Thing is, if we were all cat people, there is a possibility that nobody would be allergic to cats. shh ninja monkey, don't ruin the great hypothetical situation!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 People are already assholes, so I doubt it would be much different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NinjaMonkey Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 shh ninja monkey, don't ruin the great hypothetical situation!! I'm not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 What the actual fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Ok~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 (edited) Thing is, if we were all cat people, there is a possibility that nobody would be allergic to cats. Don't worry about possibilities, just ask the guy if he's allergic. ... ... ... ... ;) Edited January 20, 2014 by SeverIan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I'm not. okay good, you're clueless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 That's not how the fad goes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 (edited) But Cate wouldn't be as funny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge Edited March 9, 2014 by HeavyBrawlsGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'm a raging furry so this is pretty much my dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'm a raging furry so this is pretty much my dream I'm convinced that if it's an actual fetish, you have it in spades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 What are you kidding? Everyone would be a bunch of pussies. This pun made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted March 11, 2014 Author Share Posted March 11, 2014 Nobody you like the strangest things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy_Dingo Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Kindred cat allergy-five! I have a friend who has a previously stray cat his mother took in years ago. He stressed that it was pretty ferocious, so we left it alone to just sit in a random spot like a dick as cats are wont to do. But one night as we're walking out it traipses up to me and sniffs at me, does the cat rub thing, and seems to be cozying up for a nice petting. So I reach down and go to pet it and it fuckin digs its claws into my arm like I'm made of Fuckyoucatimantium. For the rest of the night my arm swelled up to the size of a great big log. Fuck cats. Ha! My grandma had a cat named Sylvester (Looney Toons!). It scratched my arm up when I was like 6. I decked it in the face. Vengence is sweet. Later in life I became allergic to cats. Not deathly allergic, just itchy eyes, sniffly nose allergic. I heard a story about a guy who lost his hand from an infection from a cat bite. Apparently cat's can harbor lots of sick bacteria in their mouths. Then again maybe he just didn't treat the bite properly. I'm blaming the cat anyway because fuck cats (figuratively). There's only one cat I'll trust and that's my dad's cat. He's the chillest cat ever and is named Winston so it's hard to hate him based on his name alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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