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[1:51:13 AM] Gatoraiden Kotomeme: and spend my days on rocks luring men into crashes
[1:51:16 AM] Gatoraiden Kotomeme: with my matthew mercer voice
[1:51:16 AM] Djaosh: what
[1:51:19 AM] Djaosh: THAT IS A FUCKING SIREN
[1:51:20 AM] Padrad: LMFAO
[1:51:21 AM] Djaosh: NOT A HUMAN BEING
[1:51:22 AM] Djaosh: LMFAO
[1:51:24 AM] Padrad: TBH IF I WAS ON A BOAY
[1:51:31 AM] Padrad: AND I HEARD MATTHEW MERCER ON A ROCK
[1:51:33 AM] Gatoraiden Kotomeme: are you implying matthew mercer isnt a beautiful siren
[1:51:36 AM] Padrad: ID SURE AS HELL CRASH INTO IT
i think i have a problem

wait so you'd look like a girl but have the voice of a man then?

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i'll be honest i'd roll for this

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I had one of these awkward moments today I never wished anyone got into.

When I sat in the bus on the way back home... suddenly I felt pain on my right hand.

I looked... A wasp!

My reaction: SCREAM... panic (I have a wasp phobia)

I guess I never screamed as much as I did today.

Everyone stared at me.

Me: Absolutely embarrassed

Bus driver wanted to call emergency doctor... but I refused... because the situation shouldn't become more embarrassing than it already was.

I mean I didn't want to let the other guests come too late to work just because of me.

My right hand hurts... but it's not that I have to go in a hospital.

Doctor will remove the spike later hopefully.

Fuck phobias!

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I know... and it really hurt at the first moment... but I had a so bad conscience about this entire situation... that I wanted to spare an emergency doctor myself.

After a few minutes the pain became better, but I still have issues to move my right hand.

However I won't forget this so quickly... that everyone looked at me with big eyes.

I mean, if anyone screamed like a baby and ran like a fury, who wouldn't stare on this person?

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I'd completely understand if you ran away, since it's a wasp we're talking about after all.

Though, I certainly hope my friend is all right and nothing else happens. Can't do much for you on the moon, you know?

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It's just those moments where one just gets that irritated, you know?

Unless you're me. People who change lanes without signalling irritate me, morons who can't park irritate me, clowns who drive slow irritate me, idiots who try to cut you off irritate me. In my city everyone drives like a brain dead, slack-jawed, mouth breathing imbecile when it rains.

"How did these abortions get their license?" I ask casually.

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