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[spoiler=My Proudest Moment]

[7:01:23 PM] Tristian S.: [7:00 PM] LuxSpes:

<<< I told my dad that pun a couple of weeks back and it made him groanwhen the dad jokes are too much for dad
[7:01:35 PM] Kitty: I love dad jokes
[7:01:42 PM] Kitty: I have many
[7:01:56 PM] Tristian S.: oh?
[7:02:00 PM] LuxSpes: well you can camp on my front yard, but considering it's a slope, you'd probably end up on the sidewalk
[7:02:11 PM] LuxSpes: My backyard is flat though
[7:02:21 PM] Kitty: uh
[7:02:31 PM] Kitty: yes will do
[7:02:34 PM] SecondWorld: apparently Dad jokes are mostly puns I'm practically a master already
[7:02:39 PM] Tristian S.: time to live off the Canadian land
[7:02:41 PM] Kitty: I have one
[7:02:43 PM] Kitty: I think
[7:02:54 PM] LuxSpes: We'll see if you have what it takes to be a dad
[7:03:01 PM] Tristian S.: [7:02 PM] SecondWorld:

<<< apparently Dad jokes are mostly puns I'm practically a master alreadyit's your destiny to make your children groan and cringe
[7:03:25 PM] Kitty: can a ninja throw a star lux
[7:03:45 PM] LuxSpes: sure he can
[7:03:50 PM] Kitty: : (
[7:03:52 PM] SecondWorld: it's on my page now
[7:04:01 PM] Kitty: did you hear about the scarecrow then who won the award
[7:04:13 PM] Tristian S.: what about him
[7:04:21 PM] Kitty: he was outstanding in his fielf
[7:04:22 PM] Kitty: d
[7:04:24 PM] LuxSpes: wow
[7:04:28 PM] Kitty: also that's great @david
[7:04:39 PM] Tristian S.: BU
[7:04:48 PM] Kitty: oh and another guy who won an award was the guy who invented the knock knock joke
[7:04:52 PM] Kitty: I think it was a nobel prize
[7:05:18 PM] LuxSpes: groan
[7:05:23 PM] SecondWorld: do you know why golfers wear two pairs of pants?
[7:05:33 PM] SecondWorld: in case they get a hole in one
[7:05:43 PM] Kitty: omg
[7:05:44 PM] LuxSpes: heavy groan
[7:05:58 PM] Kitty: did you hear about the coffee that filed a police report
[7:06:00 PM] Kitty: he got mugged
[7:06:16 PM] Tristian S.: pain
[7:06:34 PM] SecondWorld: you guys hear about that fruit truck that fell over on the highway?
[7:06:42 PM] SecondWorld: it caused a traffic jam
[7:08:08 PM] SecondWorld: was that one so cringe it killed the chat
[7:08:21 PM] LuxSpes: thread is kill
[7:08:21 PM] Kitty: no
[7:08:33 PM] Kitty: I died and hurt my back
[7:08:37 PM] Kitty: good joke tho
[7:09:03 PM] SecondWorld: are you okay
[7:09:19 PM] Kitty: I'm okay probably
[7:09:26 PM] Kitty: do you have more dad jokes
[7:09:26 PM] SecondWorld: HI OKAY I'M DAD
[7:09:34 PM] Kitty: nO
[7:09:41 PM] LuxSpes: Classic
[7:09:46 PM] Tristian S.: you shouldn't have asked
[7:09:48 PM] SecondWorld: YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP KITTY
[7:10:09 PM] LuxSpes: I must admit that was a pretty good setup
[7:10:19 PM] Kitty: do you hear that
[7:10:24 PM] SecondWorld: ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
[7:10:27 PM] Kitty: the sound of my heart breaking
[7:10:42 PM | Edited 7:10:47 PM] SecondWorld: (translator's note: keikaku means plan)
[7:10:53 PM] Tristian S.: the sound of a kokoro being brokoro
[7:11:01 PM] Tristian S.: it's a very sad sound
[7:11:12 PM] SecondWorld: I might have to post this one too
[7:11:22 PM] LuxSpes: Where do you learn to make ice cream?
[7:11:29 PM] Kitty: sunday school
[7:11:31 PM] LuxSpes: yes
[7:11:45 PM] LuxSpes: what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
[7:11:48 PM] SecondWorld: doesn't quite work in text does it?
[7:11:50 PM] Kitty: nacho cheese
[7:11:52 PM] SecondWorld: nacho cheese
[7:11:55 PM] LuxSpes: dang
[7:12:00 PM] SecondWorld: step up your game Lux
[7:12:06 PM] LuxSpes: I'm dealing with hardcore dads here
[7:12:14 PM] Kitty: do you think if prisoners could do their own mugshots
[7:12:17 PM] Kitty: would they be cellfies
[7:12:25 PM] LuxSpes: .
[7:12:26 PM] LuxSpes: ..
[7:12:27 PM] LuxSpes: ...
[7:12:34 PM] Tristian S.: bruh
[7:12:51 PM] SecondWorld: if an open door is ajar, shouldn't an open jar be adoor?
[7:12:58 PM] Kitty: I'm
[7:13:03 PM] Kitty: wow
[7:13:16 PM] Kitty: oh and they can use the best communication device
[7:13:18 PM] Kitty: cell phones
[7:14:11 PM] SecondWorld: one of the inmates has a wonderful voice
[7:14:23 PM] SecondWorld: everyone looked forward to when samsung
[7:14:32 PM] LuxSpes: I
[7:14:49 PM] Kitty: ilu
[7:15:03 PM] SecondWorld: u2
[7:15:16 PM] SecondWorld: thank you for the setup
[7:15:27 PM] Kitty: np fam

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Fuck Sun/Moon for having so many Pokemon I want to use tbh

Be like me and focus on your favorite type

i meant the character

Olivia showing some cleavage

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[spoiler=My Proudest Moment]

[7:01:23 PM] Tristian S.: [7:00 PM] LuxSpes:

<<< I told my dad that pun a couple of weeks back and it made him groanwhen the dad jokes are too much for dad

[7:01:35 PM] Kitty: I love dad jokes

[7:01:42 PM] Kitty: I have many

[7:01:56 PM] Tristian S.: oh?

[7:02:00 PM] LuxSpes: well you can camp on my front yard, but considering it's a slope, you'd probably end up on the sidewalk

[7:02:11 PM] LuxSpes: My backyard is flat though

[7:02:21 PM] Kitty: uh

[7:02:31 PM] Kitty: yes will do

[7:02:34 PM] SecondWorld: apparently Dad jokes are mostly puns I'm practically a master already

[7:02:39 PM] Tristian S.: time to live off the Canadian land

[7:02:41 PM] Kitty: I have one

[7:02:43 PM] Kitty: I think

[7:02:54 PM] LuxSpes: We'll see if you have what it takes to be a dad

[7:03:01 PM] Tristian S.: [7:02 PM] SecondWorld:

<<< apparently Dad jokes are mostly puns I'm practically a master alreadyit's your destiny to make your children groan and cringe

[7:03:25 PM] Kitty: can a ninja throw a star lux

[7:03:45 PM] LuxSpes: sure he can

[7:03:50 PM] Kitty: : (

[7:03:52 PM] SecondWorld: it's on my page now

[7:04:01 PM] Kitty: did you hear about the scarecrow then who won the award

[7:04:13 PM] Tristian S.: what about him

[7:04:21 PM] Kitty: he was outstanding in his fielf

[7:04:22 PM] Kitty: d

[7:04:24 PM] LuxSpes: wow

[7:04:28 PM] Kitty: also that's great @david

[7:04:39 PM] Tristian S.: BU

[7:04:48 PM] Kitty: oh and another guy who won an award was the guy who invented the knock knock joke

[7:04:52 PM] Kitty: I think it was a nobel prize

[7:05:18 PM] LuxSpes: groan

[7:05:23 PM] SecondWorld: do you know why golfers wear two pairs of pants?

[7:05:33 PM] SecondWorld: in case they get a hole in one

[7:05:43 PM] Kitty: omg

[7:05:44 PM] LuxSpes: heavy groan

[7:05:58 PM] Kitty: did you hear about the coffee that filed a police report

[7:06:00 PM] Kitty: he got mugged

[7:06:16 PM] Tristian S.: pain

[7:06:34 PM] SecondWorld: you guys hear about that fruit truck that fell over on the highway?

[7:06:42 PM] SecondWorld: it caused a traffic jam

[7:08:08 PM] SecondWorld: was that one so cringe it killed the chat

[7:08:21 PM] LuxSpes: thread is kill

[7:08:21 PM] Kitty: no

[7:08:33 PM] Kitty: I died and hurt my back

[7:08:37 PM] Kitty: good joke tho

[7:09:03 PM] SecondWorld: are you okay

[7:09:19 PM] Kitty: I'm okay probably

[7:09:26 PM] Kitty: do you have more dad jokes

[7:09:26 PM] SecondWorld: HI OKAY I'M DAD

[7:09:34 PM] Kitty: nO

[7:09:41 PM] LuxSpes: Classic

[7:09:46 PM] Tristian S.: you shouldn't have asked

[7:09:48 PM] SecondWorld: YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP KITTY

[7:10:09 PM] LuxSpes: I must admit that was a pretty good setup

[7:10:19 PM] Kitty: do you hear that

[7:10:24 PM] SecondWorld: ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

[7:10:27 PM] Kitty: the sound of my heart breaking

[7:10:42 PM | Edited 7:10:47 PM] SecondWorld: (translator's note: keikaku means plan)

[7:10:53 PM] Tristian S.: the sound of a kokoro being brokoro

[7:11:01 PM] Tristian S.: it's a very sad sound

[7:11:12 PM] SecondWorld: I might have to post this one too

[7:11:22 PM] LuxSpes: Where do you learn to make ice cream?

[7:11:29 PM] Kitty: sunday school

[7:11:31 PM] LuxSpes: yes

[7:11:45 PM] LuxSpes: what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

[7:11:48 PM] SecondWorld: doesn't quite work in text does it?

[7:11:50 PM] Kitty: nacho cheese

[7:11:52 PM] SecondWorld: nacho cheese

[7:11:55 PM] LuxSpes: dang

[7:12:00 PM] SecondWorld: step up your game Lux

[7:12:06 PM] LuxSpes: I'm dealing with hardcore dads here

[7:12:14 PM] Kitty: do you think if prisoners could do their own mugshots

[7:12:17 PM] Kitty: would they be cellfies

[7:12:25 PM] LuxSpes: .

[7:12:26 PM] LuxSpes: ..

[7:12:27 PM] LuxSpes: ...

[7:12:34 PM] Tristian S.: bruh

[7:12:51 PM] SecondWorld: if an open door is ajar, shouldn't an open jar be adoor?

[7:12:58 PM] Kitty: I'm

[7:13:03 PM] Kitty: wow

[7:13:16 PM] Kitty: oh and they can use the best communication device

[7:13:18 PM] Kitty: cell phones

[7:14:11 PM] SecondWorld: one of the inmates has a wonderful voice

[7:14:23 PM] SecondWorld: everyone looked forward to when samsung

[7:14:32 PM] LuxSpes: I

[7:14:49 PM] Kitty: ilu

[7:15:03 PM] SecondWorld: u2

[7:15:16 PM] SecondWorld: thank you for the setup

[7:15:27 PM] Kitty: np fam

im hurting and im not sure if it's in a good way

[7:12:06 PM] LuxSpes: I'm dealing with hardcore dads here

also i love this quote

made me laugh so hard

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