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and people say the problem with Altidore is he doesn't get any service

ha.

meanwhile in the transfer window sunderland signed or recalled like three strikers just so altidore gets consigned to the very back of the list #RIPAltiscore

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steven fletcher is maybe out for the rest of the season

fuck

(but despite playing with basically one leg he has scored Three premier league goals in significantly fewer appearances, aka 300% of altiscores, fuck my life)

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VITAL UPDATE

turns out steven fletcher has been playing like the entire season with a fucked-up achilles

He has scored three times as many league goals as Jozy Altidore in fewer matches with one fucking leg.

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