Darros Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I want money, I heard the Illuminati has some, does anyone know how to join, I want to get in on that cash fest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 11, 2014 Author Share Posted April 11, 2014 I may have found a clue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 but what does it mean щ(•̀▃•́ щ ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnef Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Fill out an illumanati application, they give $10000 to new members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 You do not join The Illuminati, little one. You are chosen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnef Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 You do not join The Illuminati, little one. You are chosen. He might be shit outta luck though, they don't allow felons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 offer them a human sacrifice I see Shin lurking the thread coincidentally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 11, 2014 Author Share Posted April 11, 2014 but what does it mean щ(•̀▃•́ щ ) idk are we sacrificing people? do we have money? it could be anything Fill out an illumanati application, they give $10000 to new members. I could use that where do you apply You do not join The Illuminati, little one. You are chosen. FUCK He might be shit outta luck though, they don't allow felons. IM TOTALLY MOSTLY LEGAL offer them a human sacrifice I see Shin lurking the thread coincidentally okay wanna be my human sacrifice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizenberg Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 contact david icke. just don't mention to him about the lizard people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 kill an american billionaire w/yr bare hands, eat his heart (must be still-beating) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Fill out an illumanati application, they give $10000 to new members. Lies. Darros has already figured it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djing Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Become famous and make triangles with your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 (edited) You'll need to upgrade your augs to v2.3x, it's the illuminati version. Some guy named Jesus Christ Denton told me so. Edited April 11, 2014 by Klok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 You do not join The Illuminati, little one. You are chosen. )= You know, everybody thinks Illuminati are evil and shit. Well, they aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 )= You know, everybody thinks Illuminati are evil and shit. Well, they aren't. You speak the words of a heretic. The number 3 is the source of all evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 illuminati doesnt exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 illuminati doesnt exist You speak the words of a heretic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 11, 2014 Author Share Posted April 11, 2014 )= You know, everybody thinks Illuminati are evil and shit. Well, they aren't. how do you know are you part of them can i join Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 He's evil though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 11, 2014 Author Share Posted April 11, 2014 illuminati doesnt exist youre lying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 youre lying youre lying He speaks truth. Illuminati accepts you with open arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 pep guardiola is the commander of the illuminati fuckin' obsessed with the fuckin' triangles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizenberg Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 )= You know, everybody thinks Illuminati are evil and shit. Well, they aren't. ahhhhh! you're part of the illuminati!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 ahhhhh! you're part of the illuminati!!! No he's a heretic. He must be burned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 how do you know are you part of them can i join yah im part of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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