euklyd Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 OKAY SOI just embedded youtube videos (sound-only) with relevant music from the game into every update preceding this. for the benefit of those of you without Makaze's browser extension that automatically spoilers embedded content, I have hidden almost all of it within spoiler tags at the beginning of each update. also included are permanent (-ish) download links in case the YT vids get taken down or something; at the very least, the URLs have the track names. Now that I have my laptop back, I'll be writing more updates, hopefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Short update today. Reminder that starting with this update (and retroactively including previous updates), there is accompanying music to listen to. [spoiler=MUSIC]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19j9zqEgp64 http://www.mediafire.com/listen/41q9eh4oht2gds2/085_Winterly_Imil.mp3 [spoiler=In which our heroes leave town at long last] Why did we stop here? Shouldn't we be going straight to Kolima? I've got to take care of something here before I leave. Kid, weren't you dead? Yup! I got better! The writing in this game sucks. She infuses the people around her with a sense of competence... ...on account of comparing themselves to her, I bet. And here we are. Alice, Bob, I've got a request for you. We've told you; our names are Justin and Megan. Shush, Bob; don't talk back to your elders. Anyways. So, I was wondering if you could hide that stash of mine... You know the one. My cache of- The medicinal herbs? Ah yes, the "medicinal herbs." And powders, don't forget the powders. Of course, CHUMP. I remember you mentioning how powerful that "dust" you have is. Glad that got taken care of. What did I just witness. BEFORE WE GO I wanna buy some swag new stuff. dammit was there really nothing for me roofa you suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Garret gets shunned in town shops again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 darps got a sick weapon and some nice armor from whatever treasure chests, so he's basically set anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 So like I was setting Djinn and stuff after that Saturos fight, trying to get Darps back to Brute or Ruffian or w/e it was.Ran into a bit of a problem:Apparently you can’t move djinn while they’re recovering...so I went all the way back to biliblin and had to revive CHUMPwhich is not only time but also moneyjust so I could move djinn off CHUMPand then it took FOREVER to get her killed off again(note this was all a while ago when I was doing the playing and taking screenshots) ALSO Y'ALL LURKING ANON USERS SHOULD POST HERE MORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 vjAjDUA.gif She infuses the people around her with a sense of competence... thhka5b.gif ...on account of comparing themselves to her, I bet. This was INCREDIBLE and the following segment was the PERFECT example for it. I laughed a whole lot. Also, music made me wanna play golden sun again and finish that draft with Kay where I rage quit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Pfft, I have to START. But I barely have time to post (it's past my bedtime), let alone attempt any sort of decent showing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 So like I was setting Djinn and stuff after that Saturos fight, trying to get Darps back to Brute or Ruffian or w/e it was. Ran into a bit of a problem: Apparently you can’t move djinn while they’re recovering... I'm actually surprised you didn't know this, it happens to me a fair bit in Lost Age where i'm class change crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 yeah I misremembered where the difficulty that I had was until after I did that writeup it's that djinn don't recover while they're equipped to dead guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=MUSIC] http://www.mediafire.com/listen/5lw5b4ewlefpwqa/090_The_Angarian_Journey.mp3 [spoiler=In which our heroes find themselves... stumped] Didn't you say you had business in that town? I can't imagine why you'd think that. We've gotta catch up to that Saturos asshole as fast as we can, right? ...well. I guess that kind of forces our hand, doesn't it? Roofa why did you suggest this plan? This is all your fault. I agree Refa sucks Edited September 9, 2015 by Euklyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=MUSIC]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-qTs5hog7khttp://www.mediafire.com/listen/savx99ka77zs76b/071_Hopelessness.mp3[spoiler=In which our heroes return to that godforsaken forest] ...haven't we been here enough? ok so the plan is loot Tret's corpse, then go chase Saturos, right?do you have literally no memory or are you just stupid Darps... I've been wondering something. Do you have literally no memory, or are you just exceedingly stupid? Roofa, remind me to kill you after I finish off Saturos.Probably needs it, too, since he won't remember on his own... Laurel, is Tret dead yet? Not quite. And there's no way to save him, either... You should have finished him off when you had the chance; now we're just waiting for his slow death. Look lady, that's all well and good, but we're in a bit of a hurry. So I'm afraid we'll have to take him off of life support after all... We are?! I thought we were going to- You're finally going to finish him off? Yeah, we're gonna release him from his misery. I'm glad you decided to do the right thing. I look forward to never setting foot in another forest ever again...NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Edited September 9, 2015 by Euklyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=MUSIC]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLEk5FhDUzo http://www.mediafire.com/listen/eszfszfun9m74ys/070_Happy_Towns.mp3 [spoiler=In which our heroes finally leave that fucking forest] And you, Laurel... I will deal with you later. Perhaps you would like to try some of that... dust? Perhaps to heal the residents of Kolima? Honestly I could care less about them; I just want the drawbridge lowered... (Darps, Bilibin offered a reward, remember?) ... BUT, MY HEART CRIES OUT FOR THE SUFFERING INNOCENTS! TRET, YOU MUST HEAL THEM! ...Cries out, is it? Very well; I would have done so anyways. NO! Tret, don't you remember! It was them that defaced my beautiful visage! The only punishment for such a crime can be death! ...I'm seeing more similarities between Tret and Lord McCoy than I care to think about... Quiet, Laurel. Your selfish treachery has cost us enough. I did not always have this power... And then, Laurel, she... ... The dust... Are you suggesting that Tret got...stoned? That seems like quite a leap to make... So the same thing could be happening elsewhere! You must have fought many monsters on your way here. What did you see, Laurel? South of you, I sense a great evil. More importantly- HOLD ON! Why are you helping us?! ...Not telling. Then we don't want your help! ...I do... No! We're leaving. Come on, CHUMP. ...... Edited September 9, 2015 by Euklyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 the leaving suddenly is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=MUSIC]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLEk5FhDUzo http://www.mediafire.com/listen/eszfszfun9m74ys/070_Happy_Towns.mp3 [spoiler=In which our heroes are super lazy] Guess that old tree made good on his promises. C'mon, Roofa, let's get going. ...and you other scrubs too, I guess. ...but SCRUB hasn't even joined us yet. We haven't even met him. Edited September 9, 2015 by Euklyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=MUSIC] http://www.mediafire.com/listen/5lw5b4ewlefpwqa/090_The_Angarian_Journey.mp3 [spoiler=In which our heroes journey to Bilibin] No, no, you've got it wrong, I'm the other guy. Nuh-uh. You're definitely him! O-okay. L-lewd... Edited September 9, 2015 by Euklyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=MUSIC]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLEk5FhDUzo http://www.mediafire.com/listen/eszfszfun9m74ys/070_Happy_Towns.mp3 [spoiler=In which our heroes receive that which they deserve] ...nooo...? You kids from earlier. What do you want? We'd like to- The tree problem solved itself, thank you very much. And we'd no need for the assistance of some snotnosed brats anyways. Yeah, well- Lord McCoy was right when he threw you out; he's a genius. No idea how he knew it would resolve itself, though. Well, fuck you too. And Lord McCoy! That's it! what Well. That was unexpected. (Sir, you said they didn't do anything.) (Play along, laddie.) Thank yeh so much fer yer assistance in this wee matter. He's fucked?! By what?! Oan second thaht, I do nae wan tae know. No, his name is FUKT. (What sort of moron names their child 'FUKT'?) (Sir, you dropped your accent.) (Ah, thank yeh much.) ANYWEHS. I relied oan my money, but I forgot about my people's needs. Yeh reminded me of me duties. ...very noble of you, sir. And yeh reminded me to put me woman in her place! I'm th' one with the castle around here! She cannae have one! Now thats what Im talking about. Guard, please take these lads to the best treasure room! (By which I mean the one with the paltriest offerings, of course.) (Very good, sir.) (And, sir, your accent.) (Why are they whispering?) (Beats me.) (Roofa, why are you snickering?) And these are your finest treasures, eh? ...that didn't actually answer my question. Thats me! [spoiler=aside] Fun fact: I actually got the best treasure (vial, potion, pay crystal - arguably better, maybe - and water of life), but the guard thinks this every time. Clearly you should be going for the chests behind the bars. Mm-hm. I believe it. Edited September 9, 2015 by Euklyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=MUSIC]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKyOV6zrMSw http://www.mediafire.com/listen/5lw5b4ewlefpwqa/090_The_Angarian_Journey.mp3 [spoiler=In which our heroes finally cross over] You'd think they would do a better job of tearing down this barricade. It's entirely possible that they merely didn't put the crate back this time. So basically, they should be paying us for fixing their barricade, too. please don't double back please don't double back Alright, let's get looting! We already did that. Yeah CHUMP, we already did that. Onward! Looks the same to me... Oh, he's not a tree. Right. Why the fuck else would we be here?! damn straight. FUKT, for a dead guy, you're awwwwwfully skittish. I will fuckin end you. Mark my words. Edited September 9, 2015 by Euklyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=MUSIC]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKyOV6zrMSw http://www.mediafire.com/listen/5lw5b4ewlefpwqa/090_The_Angarian_Journey.mp3 [spoiler=In which our heroes take care of a minor issue] CHUMP, why aren't you dead? what Do you not know the rules? Darps, you hear that?! She doesn't know the rules!! Well, we can't have that now, can we? Much better. wait I thought that was just a bizarre one-time hazing ritual that's nice That looks like a good place to rest. (Note that inns won't revive you, CHUMP.) Edited September 9, 2015 by Euklyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 how much do people care if I put music in spoiler tags or not? if I don't, it might cause some computers to lag, but idk who all is affected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 [spoiler=MUSIC]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdVIV5XfYbw http://www.mediafire.com/listen/qz4folii2i4jiok/074_Oriental.mp3 [spoiler=In which our heroes are rather disappointed] I don't see an inn here, Roofa. And my loot sensors aren't picking anything up either! ...what sort of hellhole is this place? Yeah kid, we fixed that. You can pay us later. sure thing kid It's true! I heard the grown-ups talking about it! They say that the prairie turned into a ginormous forest overnight. dude just move over so I can see what's behind you seriously dude ... ... ... ok fine fuck you That sounds dreadful, why would you do that to yourself? Don't ask me. We're the only ones saving the world around here. Darps, this asshole sounds like he's trying to steal our credit. You're right! Time to teach him a lesson! oops okay that's not quite what I was expecting ... ... ... god you guys are nerds ...maybe he'll wake up if we start looting this place? Roofa, do you sense anything? ...I do! Yessssss. He's still asleep, though. Alright I'm bored. w-what oh he is alive Fuck off old man, I have no idea what you're talking about. Insolent youth! Speak no lies to me! oh god he's in my head You can't hide anything from me! Hmph. Kids these days. I don't know what you're talking about. Can't you just pull that out of my brain as well? Insolence! Do not presume to give me your fool "advice"! That being said, I just did. No man from woman born can pass through Mogall Forest! ...nor other sorts of men, nor women, either. You're just boned, pedantic whippersnappers. Of course, I could pass through easily. and I am indeed able to pass on this art... More teaching, less talking! After the way you punks have been acting? Not likely. Yeah Darps. Why you gotta be so rood? fuckin finally Old man, we are the world's only hope... You don't have a whole lot of choice. Pfft. You think you can save the world? kekekekekeke w-what Up yours, old man! We'll beat you and your stupid test! I'll show you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=MUSIC] http://www.mediafire.com/listen/wml6ztni188nm8u/086_Crossbone_Isle.mp3[spoiler=In which our heroes forget to do the hard stuff] Whatever. Stop wasting time, guys. There's...not a lot of places to go. I stand corrected. motherfucker goddammit Another one? fuckin useless tablets with nonsense on 'em Agreed. My Lighthouse didn't have any of that bullshit. oh. Okay, let's try it from here. okay I did not expect that to work ONWARDS! Darps we're missing all the treasure hidden in this cave. BACKWARDS! sick wait shit I can't use thissick That's right, bitch. We're done now, right? Yeah, let's finish up here. Okay, that wasn't so bad. Wonder why that old man thinks it's so hard... I feel like we missed something he might've been expecting, but I can't for the life of me figure out what... oh god not another tablet Just hold on a moment, Darps. oh fucking finally alright let's put this thing to the test ok that doesn't tell me anything Whatever, at least I showed up that crazy old man. [spoiler=this is how it SHOULD have gone] I'm getting deja vu here.I thought you didn't know what that meant... Okay, that wasn't so bad. Wonder why that old man thinks it's so hard... Edited September 9, 2015 by Euklyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 [spoiler=MUSIC]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdVIV5XfYbw http://www.mediafire.com/listen/qz4folii2i4jiok/074_Oriental.mp3 [spoiler=In which our heroes get a short lecture] Which means...? Couldn't you just read my mind and find out? I guess I had that coming... I can't stand you, so I won't teach you, buuuut... We don't want your help anyways! C'mon Roofa, FUKT, CHUMP. We're leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 xXRxVj1.gif He's fucked?! By what?! xXRxVj1.gif Oan second thaht, I do nae wan tae know. thhka5b.gif No, his name is FUKT. xXRxVj1.gif (What sort of moron names their child 'FUKT'?) ^this is probably the best one^ and as usual, waiting for the next update (kinda annoyed at myself for not getting to read the entire thing at once this time around though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 90% sure that it was Refa who named FUKT [6/20/14 2:27:43 PM] Euklydia: help what do I name people [6/20/14 2:27:51 PM] Ciarre: Dicks [6/20/14 2:28:22 PM] The Leading Man: FUKT [6/20/14 2:28:25 PM] The Leading Man: SCUB [6/20/14 2:28:32 PM] The Leading Man: TWAT [6/20/14 2:28:56 PM] The Leading Man: you really should name the two people you're not using FUKT and SCUB though also I have the Mogall Forest update written, along with complete notes/documentation for the Killer Ape fight (fuck warcry and the ensuing paralysis, ruins my turncount), although the notes and stuff are notes and not in update form yet I made the gif tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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