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Chapter 11

(Kongo Jungle-Cranky's Cabin)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrOsS3EV_lA

Diddy: *Monkey Noises*

Cranky: Listne Diddy, you've been watching to much Star Trek, there is no way DK was upducted by ALIENS!

Diddy: *Monkey Noises*

Cranky: X-Files, Star Trek WHATEVER, DK is probably scratching his big hairy butt in some tree top.

Diddy: *Monkey Noises*

Cranky: Diddy, there is no such thing as Aliens or Primid or...

*FWOOSH*

*An Arwing crashes into the lake next to Cranky's house*

Cranky: I'm to old for this shit... *Leaves*

Diddy: *Monkey Noises*

__________________________

(The Wildlands)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jL8PdobDA

Link: You basterds killed Zelda...

Mario: Zelda, Peach's friend?

Link: The one you just killed...

Pit: There seems to be a...

Link: SHUT IT!!!

Yoshi: YOSHI!!!

Mario: Mama-Mia.

Pit: Princess stay back, this could get rough...

Princess: Pit I can...

Mario: Listen they only have-a the two men...It's only fair...

Branded: Cool by me...*Sips Sprite*

Princess: Where did you?

Link: EN-GUARDE BITCH!!!

Mario: LET'S-A GO!!!

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftsP1KmzEjg

Link: SHIYAAA *Spin Attacks at Mario*

Mario: *Rolls out of the way and hits Link with a Fireball*

Link: AHH, DAMNIT WHERE DID I LEAVE THE GORON TUNIC!!!

Yoshi: BRRNG PAAA *Hip-Drops Pit*

Pit: Mirror Sheild!!! *Deflects the Pound*

Branded: *Sips Sprite*

Mario: C'Mon!!!

Link: AAAAHHHH *Down air's Mario*

Mario: PAY YOUR RENT *Coin Punchs Link*

Pit: *Starts Fireing Arrows*

Yoshi: *Gets in Egg*

Pit: :blink:

Yoshi: HEH!!! *Wraps Tongue around Pit*

Pit: AHHHHHHH

Link: GO LONG!!!

Yoshi: *Throws Pit at Link*

Link: *Starst Charging his Spin Attack*

Pit: *Flying towards Link* Time it right...

Link: SHIII-

Pit: BACK ARIEL AWAY!!!! *Performs his Back Air*

Link: NOOOOO! *Slams into a wall*

Yoshi: Yoshi...

Mario: OH NO YOU DON'T *Ground Pounds Yoshi*

Yoshi: Ehhh....

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_TXCZPzRkQ

Branded: Impressive *Sips Sprite*

_________________________________

(Ridley's Ship)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJVi_502mlo

Masu: WOOT we kicked us some Un-Holy ASS!!!

Pat: War is neva' the answer mate, I'd much rather talk it out.

Masu: Strange talk for a Pirate, what's your story?

Pat: Your's...Just a few Chappies ahead...

Masu: What...

Pat: Oh screw it... *Walks out*

Masu: What's his problem?

Rin: Well small dick basterd.

Masu: *Under his breathe* found a new nickname for Lyle...

Rin: What was that?

Masu: Nothing...So how did Vandusan even join up with you guys?

Rin: Well, Pat Vandusan isn't even his real name...

Masu: Really?

Rin: His real name is Hyperion Maximillion the 14th.

Masu: How did he get tied up with you low-lifes then...

Rin: Well small dick basterd...We saved him...

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FkmRTTA2B4

Masu: What?

Rin: His parents were wealthy intergalactic aristocrats, there shuttle crashed...We boarded the crash site to pick up the loot as usual but a little kid managed to survive...

Masu: Pat?

Rin: We took him in, renamed him and initiated him into the Pirates...

Masu: Wow...

Rin: Yea...He was raised as a Pirate but that pretentious aristocrat comes out to bicth every now and then...

Masu: That's what he meant by "Your story just a little ahead"

Rin: Yeah...Honest truth I feel sorry for the Aussie basterd...

Masu: You would...

Rin: Later Coch Nocker.

Masu: Later Whore.

_______________________________

(Subspace)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJUVtdZdFXM

Stalmos: DAMNIT YOU FAILED!

Matt: We beg forgiveness sir, one more try...

Gatrie: We won't fuck up again, I won't even TRY the Team Rocket thing!!!

Candy: There were tactical errors that gave them an advantage...We know more about how they fight now, We WILL win next time...

Stalmos: There won't be a next time...

Matt: Sir!!!

Stalmos: Leave Subspace and be happy I don't turn you over to Gheb...

Gheb: :D

Candy: :o

Matt: Let's go..We out stayed our welcome...*Teleports the group away*

???: Wouldn't we be better the more troops we have?

Stalmos: Noremac... I don't tolerate FAIL!!!

Noremac: Yes sir...

Hika: *Stabs Noremac in the Chest*

Stalmos: Hika....

Hika: what, we don't tolerate fail...

To be Continued...

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