uguu Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Well Ilyana would technically be the bad guy but she would be the main person, the person that we're controlling, the army's leader and crap. And by army I mean army of people she's fattening up for later, and in the mean time uses them to kill people. Tons of people. To eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Ilyana: That was a great battle. Eat up everyone, you need the strength! Soldier Bob: Wow, feasts every night? Thanks Ilyana! You know...if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were fattening us all up and were planning to cook and eat us later! Ilyana: ...Oh, what a silly thing to say! After that night, Soldier Bob was never seen or heard from again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Soldier Bob... we'll all miss you... Especially Ilyana because she seemed to like how you tasted. Especially your arms. I'm just glad she didn't eat Soldier Qubert though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 3-13 Archer: Hey Ilyana. Ilyana: Hello. You're looking plump and delicious today. 3-13 Archer: Uhhh...Thanks? Ilyana: Say...Why don't you follow me to my quarters today? 3-13: Sorry. After the accident, I promised myself not to have sex until the war was over. Ilyana: That's not- 3-13: But I appreciate your kind gesture. Ilyana: I just want- 3-13: Sex? Yeah...I know I'm irresitible, but- Ilyana: I just want to eat you!!! 3-13: What? Ilyana: Nothing. 3-13: I'm gonna...go...now...Bye! After that night, 3-13 Archer told all the troops of the secret behind the huge feasts. The troops revolted and Queen Ilyana was overthrown, ushering in the new age: The Age Without Ilyana. We're making Ilyana sound really important... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 3-13 Archer: Hey Ilyana.Ilyana: Hello. You're looking plump and delicious today. 3-13 Archer: Uhhh...Thanks? Ilyana: Say...Why don't you follow me to my quarters today? 3-13: Sorry. After the accident, I promised myself not to have sex until the war was over. Ilyana: That's not- 3-13: But I appreciate your kind gesture. Ilyana: I just want- 3-13: Sex? Yeah...I know I'm irresitible, but- Ilyana: I just want to eat you!!! 3-13: What? Ilyana: Nothing. 3-13: I'm gonna...go...now...Bye! After that night, 3-13 Archer told all the troops of the secret behind the huge feasts. The troops revolted and Queen Ilyana was overthrown, ushering in the new age: The Age Without Ilyana. We're making Ilyana sound really important... very.... interesting. very interesting indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 The next day... Ilyana: Time to eat you ALL! *Everyone gets eaten by Ilyana* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 The troops revolted and Queen Ilyana was overthrown, ushering in the new age: The Age Without Ilyana. Otherwise known as 'The Age Before The Age Where Ilyana Devours All Human Life.' Seriously though, you have a knack for this stuff Fireman. Keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein The DOA Champion Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I wish Ilyana has the ability to eat enemy units in my game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Ilyana does more than just eat..... Why don't we talk about her totally unique charm that Zihark was telling her about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Let's do that! Ilyana lures people in with her cute face and then runs away with all the food... Go Ilyana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
鳴美 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 *eats this topic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 *escapes through illyana's ass* never thought i would go OUT of it ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Ewww! That is disgusting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wind Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 Let's keep this topic clean. >_> Please don't get too immoderate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaonohiokala Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I remember when Micaiah's character was first shown, a lot of people thought she was Ilyana... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I remember when Micaiah's character was first shown, a lot of people thought she was Ilyana... Which I found weird. Her eyes and hair were very different. Though I agree she resembled Ilyana enough to perhaps be her sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 That is what I thought, too. But now I know better. They also looked about the same, so it is not strange that people thought that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Let's keep this topic clean. >_> Please don't get too immoderate. forgive me. i've been bored and horny all day. so i've been reduced to making crude sexual jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 forgive me. i've been bored and horny all day.so i've been reduced to making crude sexual jokes. way too much info.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 yeah, i seem to have lost my common sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 yeah, i seem to have lost my common sense Happens to me a lot. You've probably seen it a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 im used to wierd going ons on the interweb. if you saw my board, you'd understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Your grammar is quite weird too... What is your board? Because then I can understand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentASM Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Sorry, I'm going to have to go back on my word and move this XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 My grammer is none of your concern. lolz ._. My board is in my sig. We have an awful tendency to make a serious topic and then bring it off topic rather fast. Any topics that it doesnt happen to were already joke topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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