Zephrion Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 "Everybody Loves a Good Penis Joke"An even better name for a sitcom. I'd watch it. >_> <_< *Runs away.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 "Everybody Loves a Good Penis Joke"An even better name for a sitcom. Sounds almost like a good name for a musical. Who wants to come up with lyrics for this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentASM Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Alright, I think 6 off-topic posts is enough now. Please continue worshipping Ilyana or Valtome, thanks : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I bow down to Ilyana's greatness. I offer her the food in my home for her eating pleasure. Anyone who thinks she sucks can taste my blade and the speed of her thunder magic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Ilyana for president! better than hilary and Ilyana's demands are better... just food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Yeah, but Ilyana will demand way too much food. By the end of her term, we'll have all died of starvation. ...I'd vote for her anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 It's that time again. A haiku, from me to you Shutup and listen. Meg can lift the cow, But ilyana eats it, and big fat meg too. *takes bow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingslayer Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I like Ilyana, she's got everything! Powerful magic, awesome personality, always hungry! (nice job on the art too by the way) and what I love most that kind of shy person. She also has a smexy skirt.<_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLERY Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 If Ilyana lived with me, I'd make her many meals every day. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yeah, but Ilyana will demand way too much food. By the end of her term, we'll have all died of starvation. ...I'd vote for her anyway. I'd vote for her too. However, Ilyana would probably invade other countries to steal their food... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I'd vote for her too. However, Ilyana would probably invade other countries to steal their food... haha, true. another reason to vote for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Ilyana: Hey England? We're invading you cause I'm hungry. kthxbye! That's one helluva foreign policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wind Posted March 8, 2008 Author Share Posted March 8, 2008 If Ilyana became president, we won't be paying tax but instead we will be tributing food >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 i have a confession: i voted valtome bcuz ilyana does nawt rox my sox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 i have a confession:i voted valtome bcuz ilyana does nawt rox my sox. BOOOO! you will get kicked out of the country when she becomes president actually, you will be turned into a Feral One, hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 This topic is too awesome to die. i have a confession:i voted valtome bcuz ilyana does nawt rox my sox. I don't blame you. Valtome is pretty amazing. BOOOO! you will get kicked out of the country when she becomes presidentactually, you will be turned into a Feral One, hahaha! I call blasphemy! Valtome is obviously the best antagonist evar. Anyone who says otherwise will be subjected to listen to 24 hours of non-stop 'Uwee hee hee!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 I call blasphemy! Valtome is obviously the best antagonist evar. Anyone who says otherwise will be subjected to listen to 24 hours of non-stop 'Uwee hee hee!!!' Ilyana makes a better antagonist. Just think about it: Ike:Call off your troops, Ilyana! Ilyana: Why? Ike: I'll throw in a steak. Ilyana: Five steaks. Ike:Three. Ilyana. Medium-rare? Ike:Well-done. Ilyana:Okay. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Ilyana makes a better antagonist. Just think about it:Ike:Call off your troops, Ilyana! Ilyana: Why? Ike: I'll throw in a steak. Ilyana: Five steaks. Ike:Three. Ilyana. Medium-rare? Ike:Well-done. Ilyana:Okay. THE END haha! now that you put it that way, Ilyana would make a good antagonist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 We should send our Ilyana antagonist ideas to Nintendo. FE 12: The Unfilled Void(featuring Ilyana as the antagonist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 I can see it now... Ranulf: Please, Ike, Soren, you guys have to come back. It's Ilyana... She's eating everything, and everyone! Soon the entire WORLD will fall to her insatiable hunger! Ike: For the last time, no. Take care of yourselves for once! It's always, 'Save us, Ike,' or 'Stop all the fighting Ike,' or 'Quit stealing all my EXP Ike!' WELL NO MORE! Ranulf: But she ate the merchant caravan! Ike: Meh, I never liked them much anyway. And at least now I don't have to worry about Aimee stalking me anymore. Soren: Seconded. Ranulf: But...she ate Mist! Ike: I hope she ate Boyd as well. He obviously didn't do a good job protecting her. And Mist is annoying anyway, have you HEARD her voice!? Ranulf: SHE ATE 3-13 ARCHER! Ike: =O 3-13 Archer!? Soren! We must return! FOR 3-13 ARCHER!!! *Runs off screaming.* Soren: Ike! Wait! Ugh... This is the worst plot for a Fire Emblem game ever. Ranulf: Tell me about it. Next thing you know, the Black Knight will suddenly return out from nowhere to kill Ike. AGAIN! Black Knight: 'Sup. Ike totally pwned my twin brother, LOL. So I'm like, WTF is with that? So now I haves to burninate him. Cuz Lord Ilyana told me so! Soren: *Slaps forehead.* I'm surrounded by idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein The DOA Champion Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 After reading those comics in the first post, I'm scared that Ilyana might eat my own units. Nah just kidding, those were funny comics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 *in continuation of this Ilyana protagonist thing* (Boss conversation with Ike and Ilyana) Ike: For your sake Ilyana, I hope you haven't digested the 3-13 Archer yet! Ilyana: Um...I ate him a week ago...with ketchup. Ike: You monster! Everyone knows archers taste better with mustard! Ilyana: Wasn't he a sniper? Ike: Curse you Ilyana! I will- Ilyana:??? Ike: I can't seem to find Ragnell... Ilyana:Umm... Ike:You ate it! Didn't you? Ilyana: With seasoning. Ike:Aaargh! (Ike doesn't attack) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wind Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 *in continuation of this Ilyana protagonist thing*(Boss conversation with Ike and Ilyana) Ike: For your sake Ilyana, I hope you haven't digested the 3-13 Archer yet! Ilyana: Um...I ate him a week ago...with ketchup. Ike: You monster! Everyone knows archers taste better with mustard! Ilyana: Wasn't he a sniper? Ike: Curse you Ilyana! I will- Ilyana:??? Ike: I can't seem to find Ragnell... Ilyana:Umm... Ike:You ate it! Didn't you? Ilyana: With seasoning. Ike:Aaargh! (Ike doesn't attack) LOL! This is so hilarious. Ilyana sure will be the most powerful boss in a FE game because she will eat your weapons (and units!). Still my 3-13 archer only fire a shot of ballista at those incoming laguzs. Why didn't he jump off and do some killing like all of you guy's 3-13 archers :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wist Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Dear Nintendo Co Ltd, Intelligent Systems, and all other relevant parties; Your adoring fans in the Americas and Europe wish to propose the following storyline related suggestion for the next installment in the Fire Emblem series.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Continuing from Fireman's conversation... -Soren Talks to Ike- Soren: Hello Ike... Ike: SOREN! I thought you were staying back in Elibe with that Eliwood guy. Soren: Ah, well I'd follow you anywhere, even if you are a total idiot. Ike: What? Soren: I said you're the most intelligent person I've ever met. Ike: Oh. Well thank you Soren, that means a lot to me. Soren: Yeah... So how goes the field of battle? Ike: Not good... I was gonna attack Ilyana and save everyone like I do everyday, but she ate Ragnell! Now I'm completely helpless! You're my tactician, shield me! Soren: She ate Ragnell? But isn't that weapon...locked on to you? Ike: Yeah, I know. Creepy huh? Soren: Very. Let me have a talk with Ilyana... You stay here, and try not to have a mental breakdown? Ike: No promises. -Sometime later, Soren Attacks Ilyana- Soren: Ilyana! From one Sage to another... You have to stop this madness! Ilyana: No thanks. This is the most food I've gotten...ever. Soren: But what would the other Sages say when they hear of this? You're a disgrace to your class! Ilyana: But I already ate the other Sages. Soren:...You ATE the other Sages!? Even Tormod!? Ilyana: Yep. He was spicy... Mmm... Soren: *Gasp* Then I have no other choice then to kill you and rescue the others. Goodbye Ilyana. Ilyana: Good luck killing me without this. *Eats Rexcaliber.* Soren: What...how did you...that has to be an illegal move! Ilyana: Oh, by the way... Here's Ragnell. *Spits up Ragnell, which hits Soren for critical damage.* Soren: Augh! This is wrong...on so many different levels. I knew I should have...stayed with Eliwood... *Dies.* Ike: Soren? Soren!? SOREN-- Ooooo, Ragnell! *Equips.* YAY! *Runs off killing people.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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