ClevelandSteve Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Depends on what you mean by "end of the world." If you mean "everybody dies", then I'd probably take out a huge loan that I could never repay and blow it on everything I ever wanted. If it's more of an "end of civilization" kind of thing, I would befriend the owners of all the local gun shops because, when society collapses, they're going to be the new warlords. I will then pit them against each other and become the right-hand man of whoever comes out of the conflict on top. Then, after everyone in the area hates his tyrannical rule, I will put poison in his drink, declare myself a "liberator", and found the Empire of New Clevelandia (in Minnesota) with huge popular support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I would find the people who have been mean to me. Two in particular,come to mind. I would find them, and I would kill them. It wouldn't be painful. I'm not that cruel. But I would make sure they knew it was me. Hell, I'd maybe even make them beg. It would be satisfying. Then, I'd destroy any monument to Woodrow Wilson I could find. I hate that guy. Finally, I'd use all my college money to buy a Picklehaube and wear it home, where I would play Monarch Santa as Germany in Kaiserriech one last time. I'd spend the last hour with my family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 stick my dick in crazy That's really sad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I would find the people who have been mean to me. Two in particular,come to mind. I would find them, and I would kill them. It wouldn't be painful. I'm not that cruel. But I would make sure they knew it was me. Hell, I'd maybe even make them beg. It would be satisfying. Then, I'd destroy any monument to Woodrow Wilson I could find. I hate that guy. Finally, I'd use all my college money to buy a Picklehaube and wear it home, where I would play Monarch Santa as Germany in Kaiserriech one last time. I'd spend the last hour with my family. I hate Woodrow Wilson too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 For some reason I misread that as "drinking and eating loved ones" cannibalism is not fun, don't you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Respite&Nepenthe Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I would tell my best friend how I really feel about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizenberg Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 stick my dick in crazy i agree....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I hate Woodrow Wilson too... OH MY GOD! TIS A GLORIOUS DAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENS Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Ah, the question of questions. I would close all the doors in my house, I think, because there is need of calm when the world is going to end. So I would go to the bathroom, I would use the toilet, wash the face, hands and blew the nose. I'll phone my grandparents. Then, I would read some good book, or sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wesker Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Just have a panic attack, I'm scared of everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanaxian Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) Spend my remaining days with my family and girlfriend. We'd go out reminiscing on the good times. Edited May 24, 2015 by Xanaxian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerosabers Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) I'd probably die. Really it depends, if it is some kind of demon thing I'd prob try and fight them and die horribly. If it was just like the sun exploding I'd have a wild orgy. Edited May 27, 2015 by zerosabers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm gay dabadeedabada Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Discard all my self-restraint by drinking as much beer as I can hold then roam the streets doing horribly undignified things. Self destructive behavior is the most entertaining behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Depends how it ends. Say it's a virus, preventable by say... eating a certain type of food. I would prevent it. However, if it was un-preventable, I would call of my friends, especially the one's I have been mean to. I would apologize. I would eat my favorite foods, and spend my money on what I was saving for. I would meet up with my friends and have a great time, staying up all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Question Mark Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Play The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask just for pure irony of the situation. Other than that, probably just sleep until the sweet relief of death shrouds over me completely, ending my sad, pitiful life. (2edgy4me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Lock a topic with a necropost in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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