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>Starts the game at Hard/Classic difficulty

>Gets to the first boss

>Has Chrom camp for a counterattack

>Chrom gets critted to death

>Why

>Gets to Paralogue 1

>Makes way to the boss

>Has Virion camp for a counterattack

>Virion gets critted to death

>WHY

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You said it yourself. The game hates you, what have you done to deserve this?

No, seriously. Don't risk attacking an enemy up close if they have critical hit rate above 0% it's too risky. At least have a unit that can either tank it, evade it or attack from a distance they can't even hit you from.

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Because I like weapon diversity in my army. I'm planning to convert someone to an Archer sometime down the line.

You only have limited uses of A-rank weapons, and they're completely irreplaceable. Eventually you're just gonna stick to making everyone into Sorcerers and Dark Fliers. Since Archers are REALLY screwed over in this game, a little in skill distribution and especially when the only thing they have that's worthwhile - Longbows - is only so because they're class-locked, there's no reason to ever use them.

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You only have limited uses of A-rank weapons, and they're completely irreplaceable. Eventually you're just gonna stick to making everyone into Sorcerers and Dark Fliers. Since Archers are REALLY screwed over in this game, a little in skill distribution and especially when the only thing they have that's worthwhile - Longbows - is only so because they're class-locked, there's no reason to ever use them.

I'm an antiquated Emblemier. I'll see how it goes, but let it be known I get really bad when it comes to metagames in general.

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I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic. I don't think 80% crits are even possible in this game.

I knew he was being sarcastic, I just wanted to point out that in this game, somethings as ridiculous as 1% crits can and will happen. That actually happened to me once and I laughed my ass off.

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I knew he was being sarcastic, I just wanted to point out that in this game, somethings as ridiculous as 1% crits can and will happen. That actually happened to me once and I laughed my ass off.

http://youtu.be/mC8J5RUJ9Ws

This happened to me. Glad to see another member of the 1% crit club! Something that happened on my Irl GBA was Ephraim critting EVERYTHING in the final chapter, only having at most a 10% chance Iirc, including Formotiis to death with a 1% crit.

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http://youtu.be/mC8J5RUJ9Ws

This happened to me. Glad to see another member of the 1% crit club! Something that happened on my Irl GBA was Ephraim critting EVERYTHING in the final chapter, only having at most a 10% chance Iirc, including Formotiis to death with a 1% crit.

JESUS H CHRIST

Man I'm jealous. I wish this would happen anytime for me during an early lunatic+ run

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http://youtu.be/mC8J5RUJ9Ws

This happened to me. Glad to see another member of the 1% crit club! Something that happened on my Irl GBA was Ephraim critting EVERYTHING in the final chapter, only having at most a 10% chance Iirc, including Formotiis to death with a 1% crit.

From what you describe of this Ephraim guy, he has to be the second biggest crit king in all of video games.
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I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic. I don't think 80% crits are even possible in this game.

I've gotten up to 178 and think it might be possible to go even higher. Never doubt what it's possible to achieve in this game when you have one goal alone.

Anyway, you shouldn't be getting critted period by immobile bosses (both Pro and Par.1's bosses are indeed immobile) because you can surround your lead with enough support units to get a +Dge bonus, negating enemy Gamble.

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