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Current FE11 playthough

RIP Roger because it was just simply not possible for me to recruit him. He's like surrounded by archers pretty much all the time on that map and he's recruited by Caeda, a Pegasus Knight. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh....

Also RIP Roshea. You were an OK cavalier, maybe the OK-est there ever was.

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FE7: RIP Kent- Thanks for protecting Guy and Matthew from those reinforcement scrubs. Thanks for not being Sain. He lived. He was much better.

Rest in Bench Geitz- Dorcas was better. Thanks for the Axe.

RIP Bartre- You missed. Again. Dorcas didn't.

RIP Hawkeye- Sorry about that Crit. You were good for that one chapter.

Rest in Bench Karel- Guy enjoyed your Wo Dao.

Rest in Bench Harken- Raven enjoyed your Brave Sword.

Rest in Bench Wallace- Sorry about the forced promotion. Thanks for killing Lundgren.

FE8: Rest in Pieces Amelia- Thought that Entombed was a Revenant. Sorry. Your limbs looked delicious.

Rest in Bench Garcia- Thanks for the Supports.

RIP Colm- You went down fighting.

Rest in Pieces Tethys- You were hot even with a mangled body.

FE13: Rest in Bench most of the cast- The kids were SOOOOOO much better.

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RIP Artur and Eirika, who fell victim to the horrors of Zaha Wood because their tactician was a first-time FE player who completely failed to understand how pre-battle unit selection worked and sent them in alone.

Also RIP Lute, who was later OHKOed by that same Zaha Wood's Entombed overlord because that same tactician was a n00b.

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FE3: RIP Marth. You just kept dodging every single attack, until a hunter with a steel bow ended your luck and your life. Now restart.

And RIP Ryan. In the end the RNG decided it didn't like you.

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FE3 Book 1: RIP Marth on the first chapter, as I went in with suicidal overconfidence on the boss. Sad thing is, I've played that chapter numerous times and nearly every single time I breezed through it without trouble.

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First FE10 Playthrough

RIP Leo, Edward, Nolan, Ilyana, Aran and Fiona

RIP Marcia, Brom, Lethe, Makalov, Astrid, Danved, Haar and Nealuchi

RIP Rhys, Mist, Soren, Rolf, Oscar, Janaff, Ulki, Volug, Lyre, Kyza and Kieran

RIP Sigrun, Tauroneo, Rafiel, Reyson, Stefan, Bastian, Volke, Ena, Sothe and Sanaki

...The first time I played the game I didn't realize that you could reset to save the unit's life. I lost my mind when I realized that I could.

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