Ein Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 The names I see at work sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentacotus Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Wow that guy had it rough growing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Lol when I was in highschool there was a teacher named Mr Gross. Glasscock blows that right out of the water... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I'd rather suck a glass cock than a glass canon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted March 14, 2015 Author Share Posted March 14, 2015 Wow that guy had it rough growing up. Woman actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentacotus Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Woman actually. Well shitstick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted March 14, 2015 Author Share Posted March 14, 2015 I'd rather suck a glass cock than a glass canon. But your gag reflex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 But your gag reflex. Well, I couldn't suck a glass canon if I tried, it'd be too big. So I guess that's sort of preferable, since it's impossible? Please don't tear my mouth/face apart trying to prove that I can, somebody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted March 14, 2015 Author Share Posted March 14, 2015 Well, I couldn't suck a glass canon if I tried, it'd be too big. So I guess that's sort of preferable, since it's impossible? Please don't tear my mouth/face apart trying to prove that I can, somebody. But the quote in Nightmare's about me page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentacotus Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Well, I couldn't suck a glass canon if I tried, it'd be too big. So I guess that's sort of preferable, since it's impossible? Please don't tear my mouth/face apart trying to prove that I can, somebody. Do or do not...there is no try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 But the quote in Nightmare's about me page. Ya, but if a glasscock is bad, how much worse would a glass canon be? I will just have to suck the glass cock with no element of homoeroticism whatsoever. That might sound harder than an erect real cock, but I am great at lacking eroticism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 there is a realtor named Bo Gunlock around here add'n my best friend's last name is Laycock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 can't be worse than having hancock as a last name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I knew a Becca Diggs Burrows back in the day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentacotus Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 can't be worse than having hancock as a last name Only the most 'Murican name out there! On the plus side you could ask where to put your hancock and mean it when you sign stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 (edited) I had a teacher called Ms. Cockburn of course it was pronounced coe-burn of course Edited March 14, 2015 by Tryhard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErrantDShepherd Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 there is a realtor named Bo Gunlock around hereadd'n my best friend's last name is Laycock ...not getting what is bad about the Bo Gunlock one? Sounds like one of those absurdly manly names you usually only see in dime novels like Cliff Hardman, or Slate Gunn. @ Try hard ...yeah, Bruce CockburnCoe-burn... Still makes me look twice... @ Parrhesia ...pretty good. She'd be either really popular, or teased mercilessly if she lived in mad Hockey market Vancouver. Eh... Best I saw personally was a teacher with the last name Schwartzfocker... Or something like that. Makes you wonder about the origins of some of these names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 i posted the best name in a thread titled "glasscock is the best last name" why would you expect it to be bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I've seen a Sunderdick that one was bad, he changed his name to Sunder so people wouldn't make fun of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kon Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 My dad met this sweet little girl named Shithead It was pronounced "Shi-theed" I still want to punch her mother for giving her that name >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted March 14, 2015 Author Share Posted March 14, 2015 My dad met this sweet little girl named Shithead It was pronounced "Shi-theed" I still want to punch her mother for giving her that name >_> Makes you wonder why the hospital staff are okay with that or don't call some sort of service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 My dad met this sweet little girl named Shithead It was pronounced "Shi-theed" I still want to punch her mother for giving her that name >_> MY NAME SHITHEAD AND I DON'T LIKE ANAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 The glass dick is also an euphemism for a meth pipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 What is cock? Is it something you eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 What is cock? Is it something you eat? You can try... But it has to be eaten raw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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