OrangeCrush980 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 This was posted by "smash fanatic" on GameFAQs, and it's incredible: And finally the dreaded 3-13 came. And so did the Dawn Brigade.Ike: How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.Micaiah: What you say?Ike: You have no chance to survive make your time.Micaiah: Move Volug, for great justice.*Volug walks forward*Volug: Hello Ike. Look at your laguz. Now back to me. Now back at your laguz. Now back to me. Sadly, they aren't me. But if they stopped using bad supports and switched to earth affinity they could dodge like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a castle with the laguz your laguz could dodge like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it. It's my fang that I'm going to attack your allies with. Look again, I'm one-rounding them. Anything is possible when you have earth affinity and huge base stats. I have abs.Micaiah: Wow.Laura: Much manly.Edward: Very leader.Jill: Such strong.*map starts*Zihark: It's 3-6 all over again except now Ike is giving them 3 authority stars and there's no swamp to slow them down. My avoid is useless now. We're screwed.Tauroneo: Volug just transformed.*Volug one-rounds an enemy*Micaiah: Thank you based Volug.Leonardo: Inconceivable!Aran: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.Daein Soldier: I used to be a fighter like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.Edward: I used to be a soldier like you, then I took an axe in the face.*Laguz pop up from the west, 3-13 archer steps down his ballista*3-13 Archer: Hey, wassup, you laguz piece of ****. I saw you in the Greil Mercs, you been fighting 10 weeks. I want to **** in your ****ing mouth. I'm going to slap your ****ing mouth. I'm going to slap your real mother across the face. **** you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.Jill: He does know this is hard mode, right?Micaiah: 3-13 archer!What are you doing?3-13 archer!Stahp!Laura: Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet prince;And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.Meg: Hey! How come I'm not getting any lines at all?Nolan: Who the hell are you? Go back and block those ledges!*Rest of the GMs appear on the map*Ike: Hmm, Volug is a lot stronger than I thought. His abs are too much for my neck muscles. Our chances of success don't seem very high now. Soren, can you give me a number crunch real quick?Soren: Sure, give me a second... I'm coming up with 33.33 percent chance of success, repeating of course.Ike: Well that's alot better than I thought it would be -Gatrie: ALRIGHT CHUMPS! LET'S DO THIS! GATRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE BOJANGLLEEEEEEESSS!Shinon: Oh my God, he just ran in.Ike: Dammit! Everyone, stick to the usual plan!Titania: Which is?Ike: I solo the map.Mist: Not with Volug there!*GMs rush forward*Shinon: Yo Volug, I'm real happy for you and imma let you finish, but Haar is the best FE10 unit of all time!Volug: Cool story bro.*Zihark runs to mia*Zihark: You! You're the one who took my adept!Mia: That adept's on someone else. I have Soren's adept.Soren: Hey! I was wondering where my adept went!*large shadow appears*Aran: What's that in the sky? It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a... dragon?*Kurthnaga breaths and destroys half the castle*Edward: Oh my God! Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?Leonardo: Ayy lmao.Micaiah: Hmm... I don't remember Kurth doing that at any other point in the game.Nolan: *whispers to Micaiah* It's a cutscene.Volug: My abs could do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 oookkkkayyy xD This is going to be moved to FFtF. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 This is mostly not funny, but I like the part with Zihark, Mia and Soren. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momogeek2141 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Ummm, ehhhhh. Although truth be told, it's probably better than anything I can write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant head Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 (edited) The fact that Volug is speaking English alone makes the whole thing a failure. Also not very funny outside the Adept part. Edited April 30, 2015 by Radiant head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I like the part with Zihark, Mia and Soren. I guess you could call it an adept piece of writing. If he wrote more jokes like that, would you continue to read his work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I guess you could call it an adept piece of writing. If he wrote more jokes like that, would you continue to read his work? I don't know if you mean the joke I mentioned from the OP or the one you made. The answer to both might be yes. I have a weakness for silly puns. I'm not really sure I'd read a giant manuscript with jokes like the one I mentioned in the OP, but I'd at least give it further consideration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 i, too, like memes, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I CRINGED REALLY HARD NOW MY FACE IS GONE HELP!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Dumb as they may be, I do enjoy these "... is ridiculous" write-ups from smash fanatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Well then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 This is really bad and unfunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENS Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Meh. I see better works. And I can make better, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyWalk Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 wheres the fe7 incest thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Banzai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 awww sheeit looks like Thracia UV is cancelled this is just too good I can't compete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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