I'm gay dabadeedabada Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "hey maybe I should get one of those potato peeler gloves" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "Gotta clean fast" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "how do towels get dirty if we come out clean" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "if a dog and dolphin can get along..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chigai Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "Do dogs just like us because they think they're prisoners and they've developed Stockholm Syndrome?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I follow just-shower-thoughts on Tumblr. Spiciness is the only flavor your anus can taste. Uteruses are the first 3D Printers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Turns off the shower after lathering. "I hate waiting 10 minutes for this shampoo to do its work." Edited July 16, 2015 by Severian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 When you say you are stuck in traffic you actually ARE the traffic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Why don't all birds just stay down south? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Is peeing in the shower wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "if a dog and dolphin can get along..." Omg Haha. "I wonder who invented boxes.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "how do towels get dirty if we come out clean" wee here goes me bringing a serious response into the thread I wondered the same thing and I imagine maybe it's because you're rubbing a bunch of now-dead skin cells onto the towel, maybe that's what makes it dirty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sylveonzoroark Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "****... I know I forgot something... but what?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 ^That's literally an all the time thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sylveonzoroark Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "I forgot I'm out of shampoo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "Hey, the timer just turned off. I've really been in the shower that long?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "Am I the evil twin?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "Am I the evil twin?" i'm perfect, so no, probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Never understood that thinking. I just shower, and try to not to waste a ton of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 ''Who came first? The chicken or the egg?'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irony Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 ''Who came first? The chicken or the egg?'' If I remember correctly, one TV show provided a good reason to suggest that the egg came first, but I'm not entirely sure. Also: "Is reality real?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 If I remember correctly, one TV show provided a good reason to suggest that the egg came first, but I'm not entirely sure. "Dinosaurs laid eggs and existed millions of years before chickens did", right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irony Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "Dinosaurs laid eggs and existed millions of years before chickens did", right? That combined with evolution. But yeah, it was something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) life began with unicelluar organisms, so the egg came first also "LOLOLOL helicopter" Edited July 16, 2015 by jetbeamcantmeltsteelfuel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm gay dabadeedabada Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 "senpai noticed m... y shoes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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