Elieson Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) A battle between Carmine Sword and General Horace has begun! Will the Thwomp be defeated by the Sword? Classic Weapon Triangle Disadvantage as the underdog here, in Link Arena 2015!TEAM | Carmine Sword | [0-49]TEAM | General Horace | [50-99] Unit HP ST MA SK SP LK DF RS ACC AVO CRT Class Gregor 80 44 29 48 42 44 41 34 94 85 24 Hero Libra 80 30 45 39 40 44 41 45 80 82 19 Sorcerer Say'ri 80 41 38 43 43 44 41 41 86 86 21 Bride Chrom 80 43 38 41 42 46 38 42 84 86 20 Dread Fighter Whomp 80 50 27 41 34 47 54 36 85 74 20 General Unit HP ST MA SK SP LK DF RS ACC AVO CRT Class Cyas 80 27 50 42 44 45 30 42 85 88 21 Sage Aversa 80 29 47 39 41 43 41 44 80 83 19 Sorcerer Priam 80 43 28 49 46 45 33 28 96 91 24 Assassin Cordelia 80 41 38 44 44 44 41 39 88 88 22 Bride Walhart 80 49 23 40 39 44 49 33 82 80 20 Conqueror [62]General Horace goes first! Edited July 20, 2015 by Elieson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Dat halfway green text tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 My robin is named Cyas :(. Priam, Balmung Chrom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmine Sword Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Elie, you mixed up our names. Also, I am disappointed that there won't be any Whomp vs. Thwomp battles in this match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 20, 2015 Author Share Posted July 20, 2015 whoops that mixup match up in a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 21, 2015 Author Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) Turn 1, more like Turn Fun! General Thwomp's antithwomp, Priam!Balmung, strikes Carmine Sword's Dreadful Chrom!Forseti. Dmg 18 | Hit 100 | Crt 0 [55] [43] Priam activates Luna! Chrom takes 21 Dmg, + 19 Dmg, for a total of 40 hurt in the dirt HP worth of Damage! __________________ Chrom don't like getting poked at with butterknives, and attacks with the power of Wind! Dmg 26 | Hit 100 | Crt 0 [17] [94] Chrom activates Anger Aether! Priam takes 26 points worth of damage, then another 40! Chrom inhales Priam's quintessence, and heals himself for 13 HP. No Dubs because Dubs are for Scrubs who don't prepare themselves with hax Speed boosting weaponry. __________________ Carmine Sword is up next __________________ Horace Priam : 14/80 All others: 80/80 Carmine Chrom: 53/80 All others: 80/80 Edited July 21, 2015 by Elieson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintessence Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Cool gifs there! Will apply them on my next match as host! Also, how did Priam proc Astra since Astra is skl/2% act rate and 43 is surely not skl/2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 21, 2015 Author Share Posted July 21, 2015 Oh wait, that was supposed to be a Luna proc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintessence Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Lol gg elie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmine Sword Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) Aether hax begins already, I'm so proud. Priam should have done 21 (+19 from Luna) damage if he doesn't have Swordfaire due to Weapon Rank Bonus, and Chrom should have done either 26 or 16 damage with the Sol part of Aether depending on whether or not Priam has Resistance +10 or not. I'll wait until the values are fixed to make my move. Edited July 21, 2015 by Carmine Sword Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 21, 2015 Author Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) God damnit, I'm too old for this. Chrom [80] takes (21+19) [-40] Priam [80] takes 26 [-26] • Chrom [40] heals +13 Priam [54] takes (26+14) [-40] Priam: 14/80 Chrom: 53/80 Edited July 21, 2015 by Elieson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmine Sword Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Cool. Chrom will kill Priam with Forseti for great justice. Chrom confirmed as a Priam counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 21, 2015 Author Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) Chrom will kill Priam with Forseti for great justice. Chrom recovers +10 HP thanks to Say'ri's special bond. Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh Cordelia gon' be jelly Chrom!Forseti passes wind towards Priam!Balmung. Eww. Dmg 26 | Hit 100 | Crt 0 [97] [88] No Procs. Priam has been felled. Carmine: Chrom-63/80 All Others- 80/80 Horace: Priam- Dead All others- 80/80 Sorry about this shitty update, I just figured out how to make all of my sheets Google Sheets compatible. Edited July 21, 2015 by Elieson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 God damnit, I'm too old for this. You would have gotten bonus points if you'd quoted Lethal Weapon. Chrom recovers +10 HP thanks to Say'ri's special bond. Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh Cordelia gon' be jelly Egh, flesh jelly. Sounds disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Walhart thwomp Say'ri with Hectors Axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 21, 2015 Author Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) Walhart thwomp Say'ri with Hectors Axe Turn 3 Walhart!Hector's Axe+ Thwomps his way towards Jedi's waifu, who's armed with a Gradivus. Dmg 32 | Hit 100 | Crt 0 [17] Walhart gives Say'ri a closeup of his FULL MOON. Say'ri is blinded by dat ass, and takes 52 pain points. Say'ri flails! Dmg 13 | Hit 41 | Crt 0 [99] [7] [1] Say'ri strikes [95] Walhart transformed into a Lobster, and dodges like one too (badly). [63] [77] [62] Say'ri strikes again! Walhart transformed back into a man, and dodged like a man. Carmine: Chrom-63/80 Say'ri-28/80 All Others- 80/80 Horace: Priam- Dead Walhart-67/80 All others- 80/80 Edited July 21, 2015 by Elieson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 NOT SPEED + 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 These are the moments that make me wish I had photoshop skills. Or photoshop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmine Sword Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 YES, SPEED +2, THE MOST TROLLISH OF SKILLS. Chrom, blow that Lobster away with your Forseti! And hope for more Aether hax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) YES, SPEED +2, THE MOST TROLLISH OF SKILLS. Chrom, blow that Lobster away with your Forseti! And hope for more Aether hax. Bond recovers 10 HP to Chrom because Say'ri doesn't care that Cordelia wants him. Turn 4 Google Chrome!Force_Sety farts towards Walhart!Hector's Axe+. Dmg 11 | Hit 100 | Crt 0 [32] [36] Chrom can't unleash the strongest of assblasts, but he comes pretty close, with a Lunatic mode jimmy! [79] [49] Intoxicated by Chrom, Walhart loses 32 HP. ____________________ Walhart, finally becoming used to the stench, and counters! Dmg 34 | Hit 100 | Crt 0 [32] Crustacean Claws Clenched Chrom's Cheeks, conveniently causing celestial concussions. Chrom takes not 34, but 53 points of damage! ____________________ While Walhart struggles for air, Chrom lays another one out [25] [14] NOW I'M ANGRY [39] [54] [40] [12] Chrom, with Walhart mere inches away, lets one final super Aethereal burst, dealing 11, then 32 points of indescribable ouch to Walhart. Chrom reaps the rewards of a meager 5 HP recovery, but struts himself around like he owns the place. ____________________ Walhart, the Mighty, has been slain. It's General Horace's turn. Carmine: Chrom-25/80 Say'ri-28/80 All Others- 80/80 Horace: Priam- Dead Walhart-Dead All Others- 80/80 Edited July 22, 2015 by Elieson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 ffs Walhart proc's Luna with an RN roll of 32 though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 Oh whoops lemme ficks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Lets do cool things now. Cordelia, Ephraim's Lance Chrom, he doesn't love you anyway! (if Chrom indeed has 25 HP) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintessence Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Looool haxhaxjajxjajajxjaj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) res+10 for worst skill I think Chrom has proc'd something every time he's attacked one of my units too :( I might have to start using him. Edited July 22, 2015 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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