blah the Prussian Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 There once was a king from Iberia Who colonized all of Siberia. Tsar Pyotr was mad, But knew he had been had, And decided to annex Liberia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) There was a young lady from Clyde Who swallowed an apple and died. The apple fermented, Inside the lamented, Making cider inside 'er inside. There was a young man from Darjeeling Who bounded a train bound for Ealing. It said on the door, Don't spit on the floor, So he looked up and spat on the ceiling. Edited August 31, 2015 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 This limerick sucks That said, it will make me big bucks If I were to write a book And fill it with words up to its nook You'd be a fool not to look cool Reading limericks written by this schmuck ____________ I have a daughter Who plays in dirty water And when I try and stop her She sits down hard and plops Her large and pale buttocks I make a full stop For I am now wet Soaked in dirty water and regret Now I'd bet (If I had money) That you would find this situation very, very funny Am I doing it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagfisch Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 There once was a king from Iberia Who colonized all of Siberia. Tsar Pyotr was mad, But knew he had been had, And decided to annex Liberia. Are you familiar with Europa Universalis 4? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackzero Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 There once was a man from Peru. Who was dreaming of eating his left shoe. In the middle of the night, he woke up with a fright. To find his dream had come true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted August 29, 2015 Author Share Posted August 29, 2015 Are you familiar with Europa Universalis 4? While I have not played 2 or 1 I got 4 on the day it was done. I started with 3 And it quite appealed to me. Killing natives was never so fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Am I doing it right? Limericks have five lines, so no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Esme's I think you're also supposed to have more constant meter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Limericks have five lines, so no. screw the rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErrantDShepherd Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 There was a young man from Darjeeling Who bounded a train bound for Ealing. It said on the floor, Don't spit on the floor, So he looked up and spat on the ceiling. Isn't that first "floor" supposed to be "door"? Instead if rhyming the same word? There once was a lad from the forest Who found his car was quite porous Trees and Cars do not mix Was his adjustor's verdicts And now he laments a sad chorus I like the idea of this thread It may be the best one I've read In quite a long while So show off your style If you don't know a rhyme, use your head There once was a man who screwed the rules Who argued against all of those tools That labored to play Some arbitrary way And managed to come up with some jewels ...am I doing it right? Or is my meter off? :0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Yeah, it is... There was a young man from Darjeeling Who bounded a train bound for Ealing. It said on the door, Don't spit on the floor, So he looked up and spat on the ceiling. All better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 You know, I've never seen "bounded" a train before, but it actually does work. For a little bit I was thinking it should be boarding, which does work, but isn't necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 http://imgur.com/gallery/SY2HH This was practically made for this topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I have no idea what I'm doing. For this should I speak or I sing? Oh well, no matter, Just hark to the patter, Of this here limerick...thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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