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There was a young lady from Clyde

Who swallowed an apple and died.

The apple fermented,

Inside the lamented,

Making cider inside 'er inside.

There was a young man from Darjeeling

Who bounded a train bound for Ealing.

It said on the door,

Don't spit on the floor,

So he looked up and spat on the ceiling.

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This limerick sucks

That said, it will make me big bucks

If I were to write a book

And fill it with words up to its nook

You'd be a fool not to look cool

Reading limericks written by this schmuck

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I have a daughter

Who plays in dirty water

And when I try and stop her

She sits down hard and plops

Her large and pale buttocks

I make a full stop

For I am now wet

Soaked in dirty water and regret

Now I'd bet (If I had money)

That you would find this situation very, very funny

Am I doing it right?

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There once was a king from Iberia

Who colonized all of Siberia.

Tsar Pyotr was mad,

But knew he had been had,

And decided to annex Liberia.

Are you familiar with Europa Universalis 4?

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Are you familiar with Europa Universalis 4?

While I have not played 2 or 1

I got 4 on the day it was done.

I started with 3

And it quite appealed to me.

Killing natives was never so fun.

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There was a young man from Darjeeling

Who bounded a train bound for Ealing.

It said on the floor,

Don't spit on the floor,

So he looked up and spat on the ceiling.

Isn't that first "floor" supposed to be "door"? Instead if rhyming the same word?

There once was a lad from the forest

Who found his car was quite porous

Trees and Cars do not mix

Was his adjustor's verdicts

And now he laments a sad chorus

I like the idea of this thread

It may be the best one I've read

In quite a long while

So show off your style

If you don't know a rhyme, use your head

There once was a man who screwed the rules

Who argued against all of those tools

That labored to play

Some arbitrary way

And managed to come up with some jewels

...am I doing it right? Or is my meter off? :0

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Yeah, it is...

There was a young man from Darjeeling

Who bounded a train bound for Ealing.

It said on the door,

Don't spit on the floor,

So he looked up and spat on the ceiling.

All better now.
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