Interviews SF Interviews 2.0 - Florete

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13 minutes ago, Arcanite said:

What do you think I''ve been doing?

I mean, I kinda thought you were trying to destroy him and his computer with sick memes and groovy... uh... um... morphemes?

I did not realize how difficult it would be to rhyme with memes when I started writing this post.

26. While we're on the topic and to nip any accusations of derailment in the bud, what's your favorite morpheme?

[Julius Nepos]

16 hours ago, SullyMcGully said:

2. Opinions on the following:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13DvXLdr_H4

 

2. I would say "... What did I just watch?" but the stuff I watch is way weirder, so... I don't know what to say.

15 hours ago, Painkiller B said:

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6. thoughts on this song??

6. I liked this as soon as the piano started playing in the intro. Good song, good build-up. I was afraid that after that great build-up, it would start getting worse somewhere down the line, but it remained good until the end. I liked it a lot!

4 hours ago, Arcanite said:

I wanted to make sure I asked you some somewhat serious questions before I went turbo on you, gramps. I waited until today to unleash the spam of death on you.

 

6. Memes. What do you think of them, gramps?

7. What do you think of me, gramps?

8. I'm sure you've seen what I look like naked already, gramps, but just so it's fresh in your head:

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Don't I look like a total babe, gramps?

9. Remember that Dutch chick all the way in Ronnie's interview? How is she doing, gramps?

10. Do you have any drugs, gramps?

11. Not sure if this was asked already, but do you play FE Heroes at all, gramps?

12. Have you seen the full film: Backstroke of the West, gramps?

13. Smoothies or milkshakes, grampo?

14. Do you try to eat healthy, old man?

15. Tell one of your old-time funny jokes, grandpa!

16. Cheese or butter, pops?

17. SEVENTEEN

18. So gramps, how has your day been today?

19. Isn't Robert Downey Jr. the most handsome man alive, gramps?

20. What made you start this interview thing, gramps?

21. 

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G R A M P S

22. So gramps, is it true that when you older folks wanted to chat up a fine lookin' honey you said, "hiya toots"?
lol fine lookin' honey

23. Why does yogurt night have to be so difficult, gramps?

24. So, Master Roshi, what say you about Goku's power level?

25. Do old-timers like you eat ice cream, gramps?

26. Do you still exercise, gramps?

27. You're super old and all, but do you ever think about getting married, gramps?

28. Do you like waffles, gramps?

29. What do you prefer between bold, italics, and underline, gramps?

30. Who taught you how to use a computer, gramps?

31. Have you ever eaten a kiwi, gramps? (if so, what you think of it)

32. Have you ever eaten a strawberry, gramps? (if so, what you think of it)

33. Isn't Oboro the single best thing to happen to the fire emblem series, gramps?

34. Isn't Jakob the single best thing to happen to the fire emblem series, gramps?

35. Isn't Cormag the single best thing to happen to the fire emblem series, gramps?

36. Isn't Joshua the single best thing to happen to the fire emblem series, gramps?

37. Isn't FE8 the single best thing to happen to the fire emblem series, gramps?

38. THIRTY-EIGHT

39. Aren't I the single best thing to happen to the fire emblem series, gramps?

40. To you, what is the single best thing to happen to the fire emblem series, gramps?

41. Have you ever played mafia before, gramps?

42. SAY SOMETHING CRAZY, GRAMPS!

43. say something dark, gramps

44. Say something xexy, gramps

45. Say something weird, gramps >>

46. What do you know about the Kingdom Hearts series, gramps?

47. gramps gramps gramps gramps gramps, gramps?

48. Do you think you'll ever ask as many questions as you did on Natalie's interview, gramps?

How adorable~

49. You know she's taken already right, gramps?

50. Is Roy really our boy, gramps?

51. DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT LIKE IKE, GRAMPS?

52. Can you cook, gramps?

53. What do you think of kids, gramps?

54. Enlightenment, Romanticism, Transcendentalism, or Dark Romanticism, gramps?

55. Does the truth really hurt, gramps?

56. What rhymes with "hug me", gamps? I could never figure it out!

57. Let's test your math smarts, gramps:

Simplify (x+3)(x-7)

58. Do you like math, gramps?

59. Do you like meth, gramps?

60. What is your favorite childhood cartoon, gramps?

61. Anakin or Obi-wan, gramps?

62. Vader or Maul, gramps?

63. R2 or BB-8, gramps? (there is a correct answer to this one)

64. Leia or Padme, gramps?

65. Are you one with the force, and is the force truly with you, gramps?

66. Chancellor Palpatine, what is it you wish?

67. Who will die?

68. What say you about "rules" in general, gramps?

69. What is your favorite number, gramps?

70. You play Pokemon, gramps?

71. What single person/event/whatever in History do you think has had the most impact in the world, gramps?

72. What's so good about history, gramps?

73. If you had one person to take with you during the robot apocalypse (assuming you are spared), who would it be, gramps?

74. What is more likely, a zombie apocalypse or a robot apocalypse, gramps?

75. New car smell or new book smell, gramps?

76. Can you drive, gramps?

77. What do you like to eat for breakfast, gramps?

78. What say you about this, gramps:

79. If you were on an island with another person, a complete stranger, would you eat them (or one of their body parts at least) knowing that if you didn't, you would die, gramps?

80. What do you think of Charlie the Unicorn, gramps?

81. What is your favorite insult, gramps (think playful)?

82. Why are you so old, gramps?

83. If you're gramps, who is grandma?

84. Batman or Iron Man, gramps?

85. Are you at all familiar with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, gramps?

86. What do you think of Bond movies, gramps?

87. What say you about Disney movies, gramps?

88. What game systems do you own, gramps?

89. Don't you think you're a little too old to play video games, gramps?

90. Butter or cheese, gramps?

91. Soda or juice, gramps?

92. Guns or roses, gramps?

93. What say you about fidget spinners, gramps?

94. Sneakers or boots, gramps?

95. Grand-pere, mangez-vous comme un cochon ?

96. If you're gramps, then who is dad?

97. Tell me your favorite meme, gramps!

98. If I met you IRL, what would probably be the first thing I would know about you, gramps?

99. As of today, how many problems do you have, gramps?

 

101. Do you like Dalmatians?

Thank you, my robot. I knew I could rely on you.

Whew, I was starting to think you might have fallen ill. Interview questions from Arcanite with no memes?

6. Memes. I love 'em, I live 'em, Celica.

7. You're very active, very present and very fun! You seem to be able to be everywhere at once (which I admire) and you bring positivity wherever you go. Sometimes I wish we were better friends, but I love you all the same, Celica.

8. No porn in the interview thread, please.
You're the xexiest robot I've ever seen though, Celica. <3

9. I don't know, I haven't seen her in 20 years, Celica.

10. I don't, Celica.

11. Not yet, but once I'm done with my quest of getting through all FE games, I'd like to, if it's still around by then, Celica.

12. I'm afraid I've only seen "do not want" and "the geography that I stands compares you superior", Celica.

13. Milkshakes, Celico.

14. I do. I eat my fair share of sweet things, but I make sure to keep it limited, princess.

15. I have one, but it's in Dutch, granddaughter.

16. Cheese, Anteze.

17. >not k-pop

18. It's been pretty good; thanks for asking, Celica.

19. I'd protest, but Seliph isn't real. So I don't know; I have no idea how to judge men's handsomeness, Celica.

20. I didn't start it, I took it over from Makaze! Makaze kept forgetting to update the interview thread and I kept reminding them to update it, so when they made the decision to quit, it was pretty natural for me to volunteer to take over. I thought it would be fun too!

21. 

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C E L I C A

22. No, Celica, we said: "Ave, pulchra puella."

23. I don't know, Celica.

24. I can estimate it with 100% certainty to exceed the number nine thousand.

25. I sure know I do, Celica.

26. I bike pretty much every day, Celica.

27. I do, but that seems very far off still, Celica.

28. Yes, we like pancakes, Celica!

29. Each has their own uses. Sometimes one feels better, sometimes the other, Celica.

30. I taught myself, Celica.

31. I have, Celica. I actually like kiwis a lot, but it's been ages since I've eaten one. I remember there was something about them that bothered me though, but I can't remember what it was...

32. I have, Celica. Strawberries are among the greatest fruits known to mankind.

33. She isn't, Celica. (Also, I benched her, and I'm very sorry about that to you and Natalie. The decision hurt me greatly.)

34. He isn't, Celica. But I like how Felicia and Flora try their best to talk politely and cutely, and then Jakob's there talking like a farmer in a bar fight.

35. He isn't, Celica.

36. He isn't, Celica.

37. It isn't, Celica.

38. Interesting...

39. Ragnarok is my favorite spell in Gaiden, but you're not, Celica.

40. Its creation, Celica.

41. I haven't, Celica.

42. You are an incredible robot, Arcanite. I was just wondering... Are you by chance a... pleasure model?
Celica.

43. Our whole lives are just one tiny, negligble thread in the grand scheme of things.
Celica.

44. I'm an artist. I'm a performance artist. I'm hired by people to fulfill their fantasies... Their deep♂dark♂fantasies.
Celica.

45. HOW COME PEOPLE MEASURE IN FEET BUT NOT IN TOES?????
Celica.

46. Only the name, Celica.

47. Celica Celica Celica Celica Celica, Celica.

48. I don't think so, because I generally lack both the time and the reason to do such a thing; but you can never know what the future will bring, Celica.

49. You know that she's still going to hunt for cute Dutch girls though, right, Celica?

50. He is, Celica.

51. I DO, CELICA.

52. I can, but I'm not particularly good at it, Celica.

53. In general, they're nice, Celica.

54. I can't pick, Celica.

55. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't, Celica.

56. For example: "bug me", Celica.

57. x² - 4x - 21, Celica.

58. When it's not too complicated, yes, Celica.

59. Can't say I do, Celica.

60. Probably Spongebob Squarepants, Celica.

61. Obi-wan, Celica.

62. Vader, Celica.

63. R2, Celica.

64. Leia, Celica.

65. Sadly, no, Celica.

66. something something I am the Senate.

67. All Men are doomed to die.

68. They're mostly a good thing and I love them, Celica.

69. Four. Not even meme number can change that, Celica.

70. Veeeeeeeeeeeeeery occasionally, Celica.

71. I think that's too hard to judge, but I think the Neolithic Revolution, since that is what even allows us to have a sedentary society, Celica.

72. It's very important to learn from it. I also just love it without really being able to explain why, Celica.

73. My mother, Celica.

74. A robot apocalypse, Celica.

75. New book smell. Books are great, cars suck, Celica.

76. I can, but I don't enjoy it, Celica.

77. An apple, a cheese sandwich and a boterham met hagelslag, Celica.

78. I thought it was funny, Celica.

79. If they were already dead, yes. If they were still alive, no, Celica.

80. I watched some of it ages ago and don't remember it, Celica.

81. Vervelend ventje, Celica.
Is dit nou zo'n vervelend ventje? Is dit nou zo'n vervelend ventje waar ik van gehoord heb? Volgens mij is dit een van die... vervelende ventjes.

82. Because the Universe is bound by the laws of space and time, Celica.

83. THAT'S ENOUGH QUESTIONS FOR TODAY I'M SENDING YOU TO NOVIS TO LIVE WITH BISHOP NOMAH CELICA

84. No preference, Celica.

85. Not in the slightest, Celica.

86. I don't have any opinion on them, Celica.

87. Some of them are nice, Celica.

88. 3DS, DS, Wii U, GameCube and a computer, if that counts, Celica.

89. You're never too old to play video games, Celica.

90. Cheese, Celica. Did you really think I'd answer this question differently this time?

91. Both are good on the right occasion, Celica.

92. Roses, Celica.

93. I loved the memes they inspired, Celica.

94. I don't care, Celica.

95. Non, je mange comme un homme, Célica.

96. BYE BYE CELICA SAY HI TO NOMAH FOR ME

97. "Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well", Celica.

98. That I smell bad, Celica.

99. Problems are hard to count, Celica.

100. That joke was funny the first time someone made it, but you get an A for effort anyway.
Stop destroying my computer though.

101. I guess I do, Celica.

4 hours ago, Pengaius said:

4. Do you support destruction of historical sites in order to build homes

4. Only if there's no other alternative; but I think that is a very unlikely situation.
The thing with historical sites is that they're easy to destroy, but once they're gone, they're lost forever. When I study something like the history of Troy, I want to see it for myself, but there is just so little left of it. I don't want anyone to have that feeling for any historical site; it's just a great loss.

2 hours ago, Rex Glacies said:

I thanked you... I think.

@Arcanite Holy Hera that was a lot of unnecessary spoilers for question 100. I tried quoting you here but my computer just about exploded.

XVIII. Favorite of the Olympian gods?

XIX. Do you prefer their Greek names or their Roman ones?

XX. Are you aware that the Colosseum (in Rome) isn't actually a Colosseum?

XXI. Aside from Rome, favorite place to travel in Italy?

XXII. Are you aware that I initially found you intimidating when I first met you?

XXIII. Do you play any of The Legend of Zelda?

XXIV. Best form of government, in your opinion? (E.g. monarchy, democracy, theocracy, etc.)

XXV. Favorite Tolkien language?

XXVI. Can you explain to me why, in the Lord of the Rings, everything has a cool name (Rivendell, Mordor, Erebor, somethingelse-or) except the main destination at the heart of the evil empire, which is unexpectedly called just Mt. Doom?

XXVII. If you could travel anywhere in Middle-Earth where would you go?

XXVIII. Have you read Beowulf?

XXIX. Are you aware of how big of an influence Norse mythology played in Lord of the Rings, and in turn, the entire modern fantasy genre?

XXX. Is it better to be feared or loved?

Hmm, you might actually be right...

XVIII. Let's see... Athena, Hephaistos and Hades (if he counts).

XIX. That depends on whether I'm talking about them in the context of Greek mythology or in the context of Roman mythology.

XX. I have no idea what you're referring to. The Romans called it the Colosseum and as far as I know, that is the English application of the name as well.

XXI. Hmm... Maybe Venice.

XXII. You will have to explain this to me sometime.

XXIII. I don't, but I promised friends I would when I have the time for it.

XXIV. A good mix of monarchy, aristocracy and democracy. They all have their strengths and weaknesses, and combining them can balance that out.
But most importantly, the most dangerous thing to any form of government is "perversion". Monarchy tends to become despotism, aristocracy tends to become oligarchy, democracy tends to become ochlocracy. Combining them prevents perversion from happening, because they keep each other in check.

XXV. Quenya.

XXVI. The Lord of the Rings is an English translation of the second part of the first volume of The Red Book of Westmarch. This book was written by Bilbo and Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee in Westron, which was the Common Speech at the time. Westron is closely related to Rohirric, but Rohirric is much more archaic compared to Westron. 
So Tolkien, when writing The Lord of the Rings, translated all the Westron (including names) into English, all the Rohirric (including names) into Old English, and let all the other languages stand. Some places are often referred to by their Westron names in The Lord of the Rings (such as The Shire, Bree, Rivendell, Mount Doom) simply because those were the names the Hobbits knew for them.
This difference can be made clearer when you compare The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. Bilbo, writing There and Back Again when we has still quite unlearned in Elvish lore, used Westron names for nearly everything; which is why Erebor is consistently called the Lonely Mountain, Rivendell is consistently called Rivendell and Orcs are usually called Goblins.
Compare this to The Downfall of the Lord of the Rings, written by Frodo, who had much more knowledge of Elvish and Mannish lore at the time of writing. Here we see Erebor consistently referred to as Erebor, Orcs consistently called Orcs and Rivendell occasionally referred to by its Elvish name Imladris.
So in other of Tolkien's writings, you're more likely to find the Sindarin name for Mount Doom, Orodruin.

XXVII. My home.
Assuming you mean before the Dominion of Men, that's a very tough one! I'll pick Gondolin though. That must have been a beautiful city. 

XXVIII. I haven't.

XXIX. I'm not.

XXX. Loved.

2 hours ago, Painkiller B said:

damn i rly thought this would link to something else : (

 

8. on a related note, hatt thoughts on this song!!

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me too but then i rememberd arcanite isn't kim

8. It's got a really nice beat. It's short, but powerful. The song doesn't do much to me besides that, though.

2 hours ago, Arcanite said:

My computer actually lagged pretty badly while I was typing 101 LOL

I did it for the memes

For future reference, I'll keep that song ready for coming interviews

 

 

I am one with the meme and the meme is with me

102. Are you one with the meme and is the meme truly with you?

I hate you for attacking my computer, but the memes are more important.

Fight on, my robot...

 

102. The meme is my spirit. The meme is my soul.

1 hour ago, Natalie said:

bich kom vechten dan!

 

Does this make my robot wife Celica?

 

shit u think that's weird?

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I haven't had a haircut for over two years...

 

smh, gramps

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Our 20 cats are going to be named after Fire Emblem characters and Roman Emperors!

FE AND ROMAN EMPERORS!

FE 

ROMAN EMPERORS

Forget again, and I won't be so forgiving.

cats>kids

 

shit man, stop dropping me in this!!!

I thought you weren't sharing my explicit details.

 

Arcanite...

I'm crying

 

33. Are you going to fite my robot wife to win my heart, gramps?

 

34. You
Uhh, just something that sounds adorable, gramps! I DON'T CARE JUST DO IT!

35. Why do you think that most of the recent interviews involve members setting me up with the interviewee, gramps?

36. What do you mainly eat for your din dins, gramps?

37. If you don't cook very much gramps, who cooks for you?

38. Why is your bedtime so strict, gramps?

39. Can you draw me like one of your Dutch girls, gramps?

40. Isn't this one of the most moving scenes in LotR, gramps?

41. Favourite pizza toppings, gramps?

42. Weirdest thing you've eaten, gramps?

43. If you could live anywhere in the world (excluding the Netherlands, you patriotic bum), where would you choose, gramps?

44. Why do you let your ice cream melt before eating it, gramps?

45. Favourite day of the week, gramps?

46. Why are the Dutch so crazy about cycling, gramps?

47. How many bikes do you own, gramps?

48. Have you ever thought about just walking instead of cycling somewhere, gramps?

49. Is there anywhere in the Netherlands you haven't been to, but would like to visit, gramps?

50. Do people say you look your age, younger, or older, gramps?

51. Petition to rename the interview thread "The Interview Chat Thread of Derailment and Discussion of Hatt's Thigh Preference", gramps?

maak je borst maar nat meisje!

I already beat you to it.

Hmm, then I'll have to think of something weirder...
Okay, here's something. I have precise rules for what I eat and at what times.

Ah, of course, FE characters and Roman Emperors! The best.

I don't negotiate with terrorists

WHY DID YOU READ THE RETURN OF THE SHADOW BUT NOT FINISH THE RETURN OF THE KING
A MAN NEEDS ANSWERS

33. No, Alm.

34. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOUNDS ADORABLE ALM

35. Either they think you're xexy or you've become a meme, Alm.

36. I try to vary, Alm.

37. My parents cook when I'm at my parents' place. Otherwise I make dinner myself. 
Sometimes I eat in college though. Our faculty has this restaurant thing that has cheap and nice food, Alm.
(It's called Het Gerecht because 'gerecht' is a Dutch word that can mean both 'court' and 'meal' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA)

38. Because I'm strict about everything, Alm.

39. Fun fact: today while I was bored in class, I tried to draw something, but then I realized I can't draw for shit, so I just stopped and wrote "なに" next to it.
In other words: no, Alm.

40. It's a good one. But the most moving scene will always be the field of Cormallen (that doesn't actually take place on the field of Cormallen in the movie).
My friends... you bow to no one, Alm.

41. I don't think I have a preference. Pizza is good. Always. Alm.

42. Honestly... I have no idea, Alm.

43. Probably Germany. It's got most of the same advantages the Netherlands does, Alm.

44. I only do that for cornettos because cornettos taste like concrete when you eat them right after taking them out of the freezer, Alm.

45. Sunday, because I take that one off, Alm.

46. Because they know it's the superior mode of transportation, Alm.

47. Two. One for every place I live, Alm.

48. Only when it's so close by that it doesn't justify grabbing a bike. Cycling is the superior mode of transportation, Alm.

49. Saba, Giethoorn and the Pyramid of Austerlitz, Alm.

50. I think most people think I look older. It's probably the beard and the early-onset balding, Alm.

51. No, Alm.

1 hour ago, Arcanite said:

103. Do you like Rebecca's thighs that much, gramps? I find an old man like you shouldn't be fawning over such a young girl like that. Hmph!

I only like Rebecca's thighs that much in Natalie's imagination, Celica.

1 hour ago, Motendra said:

What is your opinion on Michalis?

Do you have any impression on Motendra and since that impression has said impression changed/has he lived up to them?

What's you opinion on lachesism?

Do you swear fealty to The King?

Where are you currently in your quest to play every FE game to completion? (cause I apparently forgot)

I love Michalis. He's not among the top of my favorite FE antagonists, but he's definitely among my favorites. I really like him as a character and I also like how he's subtly different in every game he appears in.

I've always really respected you and looked up to you. I'm not even wholly sure why; you just have this respectable aura and I've always had the impression that you're very good at talking with people. That impression hasn't changed much over the years.

That sounds like a very unhealthy personality trait to have.

I do, but I put the state before the king and the law before the state.

I can't believe you even remembered I was doing that, haha. I'm doing Fates right now! I've come a long way, but I've still got quite some things to do.

1 hour ago, Rezzy said:

6: Opinion of the name Rachel?

7: Opinion on petticoats?

8: Opinion on kilts?

9: How did one as young as you acquire the name Gramps?

10: Opinion on people who call the Netherlands Holland?

6. I like it! Fun fact: my elementary school crush was called Rachel.

7. They're nice if you want to wear them, I guess. I wouldn't, though.

8. Exactly the same as 7.

9. Natalie has a strange imagination.

10. That's actually one of my biggest pet peeves, heh.

1 hour ago, Bartozio said:

LOL.

6. Would you say that was your weirdest Sinterklaas present?

7. How do you celebrate Sinterklaas nowadays?

8. I agree stroopwafels are great, but what so good about hagelslag?

9. Maar wat vind je van drop?

10. Beste soort drop?

11. What's your opinion on people who combine dutch and english while speaking?

12. Do you also sometimes find yourself writing out an answer in the wrong language?

13. Do you watch anime? (It's probably mentioned somewhere, but I must have missed it)

14. If so, which one is your favorite?

6. I think so... But my dad does some weird things sometimes, so I'm not quite sure, haha.

7. Surprise with the family, but we still have pakjesavond. 

8. Chocolate is good. And I really the texture and taste of it.

9. Liquorice is amazing. You just reminded me that I don't eat it often enough.

10. Oooooh... That one is too hard, man.

11. Sometimes using a foreign word is a good thing; for example, when you're talking about something technical (when I am writing a paper about Roman constitutional law, for example, I'd rather write about imperium, comitia, lex, ius etc. than translate them). Most of the time though, it's completely unnecessary, and it's actually another pet peeve of mine.
When people combine Dutch and English, I always have the urge to respond in a mixture of Dutch, French, German, Latin and Japanese.

12. Only when it's an exam that is, for example, all in English but it has "antwoord in het Nederlands" written at the top. If you ask me a question in one language, I just instinctively answer in that language. 

13. It actually hasn't been mentioned! I have watched very little anime, but I have nothing against it or anything.

14. Heheheheh, I've only ever watched Gintama.

1 hour ago, SullyMcGully said:

21. Do you believe in fate?

22. Do you believe in God?

23. Do you believe in love?

24. Do you believe in aliens?

25. Do you believe the moon landing really happened?

26. Do you believe the Ark of the Covenant is really still out there somewhere?

27. How about Noah's Ark?

28. How about Joan of Arc?

29. Do you believe in absolutes?

30. The area now none as the Netherlands has changed hands among kingdoms and empires more times than just about any other part of Europe. Of all these different rulers and the policies they brought with them, which do you like the most?

21. I do. I believe fate governs everything.

22. That depends on how you define God. I'm not a Christian, but I believe that there was/is probably something that created the Universe, and we may very well call that something God.

23. I do.

24. I don't think I have an answer to that. There might be life somewhere very far away, but I don't know much about that kind of stuff.

25. Yes.

26. Probably not.

27. Nope.

28. Definitely not. People die when they are killed.

29. I do, but I seldom use them. I'm a reserved man.

30. Wow, that is broad... I'm biased towards King William I, but I recognize that he had a lot of flaws despite his greatness.

30 minutes ago, DefaultBeep said:

18. Compared to the other franchises that you listed as your favorites, Touhou almost seems a bit out of place. What about Touhou makes it worthy of being one of your favorites?

19. Do you have a favorite game soundtrack? And if so, what is it?

20. Do you like musicals?

21. How knowledgeable are you about classic American music?

22. Do you believe in rock and roll?

23. Can music save your mortal soul?

24. And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

25. Would you forgive me if I tried to reference something that you may or may not even know about? Blame Sully's questions for making me think of it.

18. It does. Initially I just liked the music. Then the characters followed. Eventually I felt like I had to play the games at some point. So I did. I'm not that much of a fan of the games as I am of the other series I listed, but they're fun all the same.

19. I don't think I do. Picking favorites is hard.

20. Generally, I suppose so.

21. Barely at all.

22. Yep.

23. Nope.

24. Nope.

25. I have nothing to forgive you for.

26 minutes ago, Arcanite said:

What do you think I''ve been doing?

Ruining my life with question 100.

2 minutes ago, DefaultBeep said:

26. While we're on the topic and to nip any accusations of derailment in the bud, what's your favorite morpheme?

26. I'd say "I don't have one" because of principle, but since you'd probably consider that a cop-out answer, I'll go with "un-".

[Kinumi]

whew thx for ur answers

9. how are u handling the huge huge influx of questions? did u expect it???

10. is there any musical genre u totally dislike!! (not actually totally but yknow)

11. what languages have u listened to in music? are there ones that sound more pleasant to you than others?? what about ones you just can't really like???

12. have you seen any good movies recently?

13. tom or jerry?

14. have u thought about any specific topic for shitpost saturday or are you just gonna go with the flow?

15. of the languages (you know of) with non-latin alphabets, which do you find the most aesthetically pleasing?

[Kinumi]

6 hours ago, Arcanite said:

36. Isn't Joshua the single best thing to happen

this wasn't directed at me but yes

Edited November 9, 2017 by Painkiller B
stan hitori

[Kinumi]

16. thoughts on this song (and also the singer's voice, if any)??

Spoiler

 

17. isn't seventeen the worst???

18. what kind of person do you think the guy in my sig is?

19. here are my dragon babies, who caught your eye first and who is the most aesthetically pleasing, no explanation needed

Spoiler

20. DID YOU KNOW THAT RED VELVET IS COMING BACK SOON????

[Kinumi]

21. of my favourite animals—alpacas, axolotls, angora rabbits, gazelles, and ducks—which do you like most?

22. am i the biggest joshua stan you've ever met?????

23. do you know very much about dance?

24. DO YOU HAVE ANY LUCKY ITEMS

25. below the spoiler are the red velvet teasers released over the past couple days; the song will likely veer towards their mature and sophisticated velvet side (since the album is called "the perfect velvet"), the music video looks to be dark and almost halloween-themed, and the song is called "peek-a-boo." based on this information alone, do you think you will like their upcoming release???

Spoiler

 

[Julius Nepos]

33 minutes ago, Painkiller B said:

whew thx for ur answers

9. how are u handling the huge huge influx of questions? did u expect it???

10. is there any musical genre u totally dislike!! (not actually totally but yknow)

11. what languages have u listened to in music? are there ones that sound more pleasant to you than others?? what about ones you just can't really like???

12. have you seen any good movies recently?

13. tom or jerry?

14. have u thought about any specific topic for shitpost saturday or are you just gonna go with the flow?

15. of the languages (you know of) with non-latin alphabets, which do you find the most aesthetically pleasing?

no problem the kim

9. By not studying Japanese and playing FE tonight. I wasn't expecting it, but I knew I couldn't trust Arcanite and Natalie...

10. I don't think so. I judge by song, not by genre.

11. Most of the things are in English, but I've heard plenty of Dutch and (mostly bad) Latin, some French, some German, some Japanese, some Korean (thanks, Kim). What I like about languages is that they're all so different. There isn't any one that I find more pleasing to hear than another, whether that's in prose, in poetry or in song. I like how each language is different. 

12. No, because I rarely watch movies. : )

13. Whichever this one is. ᕦ( ˙◁˙)ᕡ

14. Well, you were going to shitpost about Masamune and I was going to shitpost about something else history! I'll probably pick something Roman Empire-related. Maybe the Kingdom period... But if we're still shitposting when we're done with history (very likely), I want to shitpost about Maedhros because I love Maedhros.

15. I don't know if I should go by the principle of "I don't pick favorites when it comes to languages" or try extra hard to think of a favorite because you want to know... Going with the latter, I like how Japanese uses three different scripts that are alike yet so different.

21 minutes ago, Painkiller B said:

16. thoughts on this song (and also the singer's voice, if any)??

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17. isn't seventeen the worst???

18. what kind of person do you think the guy in my sig is?

19. here are my dragon babies, who caught your eye first and who is the most aesthetically pleasing, no explanation needed

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20. DID YOU KNOW THAT RED VELVET IS COMING BACK SOON????

16. Hmm... I like the song. The voice sounds a bit... off, but in a good way.

17. idk what about wonho

18. gay (i have no idea honestly)

19. Hitori caught my eye first; either Hitori or Gunhee is the most aesthetically pleasing.

20. YEAH BECAUSE I SAW YOU POST ABOUT THAT AND I AM EXCITED FOR MORE LESSONS FROM MY K-POP-SENSEI THE KIM

6 minutes ago, Painkiller B said:

21. of my favourite animals—alpacas, axolotls, angora rabbits, gazelles, and ducks—which do you like most?

22. am i the biggest joshua stan you've ever met?????

23. do you know very much about dance?

24. DO YOU HAVE ANY LUCKY ITEMS

25. below the spoiler are the red velvet teasers released over the past couple days; the song will likely veer towards their mature and sophisticated velvet side (since the album is called "the perfect velvet"), the music video looks to be dark and almost halloween-themed, and the song is called "peek-a-boo." based on this information alone, do you think you will like their upcoming release???

  Reveal hidden contents

 

21. Axolotls! They too cute.

22. You're the only one I've met, so yes.

23. Hahaha, nothing at all.

24. I don't believe in lucky items, but I love symbolism, so I do. They were given to me by people as a sign of caring. The exception is this one Themis (the Greek equivalent of Justice) statuette that I bought, because with my love for law and justice, I needed that.

25. I am very interested! The whole thing is making me really curious, especially because I'm most acquainted with their red side so far and would love to hear a velvet album. I am very interested by the concept and I hope it turns out as good as my curiosity wants.

[Kinumi]

6 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

What I like about languages is that they're all so different. There isn't any one that I find more pleasing to hear than another, whether that's in prose, in poetry or in song. I like how each language is different. 

yes i agree!!! the only one i don't rly listen to is english but it's less disliking it and more that it easily distracts me since i understand it so well....ive seen some people say that they can't stand some languages but imo they all have their own quirks and charms..........

7 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

13. Whichever this one is. ᕦ( ˙◁˙)ᕡ

o man i love and missed happy jerry

7 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

17. idk what about wonho

damn u have a good point

8 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

18. gay (i have no idea honestly)

i love this answer a lot

[badatfireemblem]

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

49. You know that she's still going to hunt for cute Dutch girls though, right, Celica?

52. How much of a trollop do you think I can get, gramps?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

33. No, Alm.

53. Woah, rude.
And I thought we had something! Sheesh.

Spoiler

no twin meme theme 4 u

Are you going to apologise and fite my robot wife, gramps?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

WHY DID YOU READ THE RETURN OF THE SHADOW BUT NOT FINISH THE RETURN OF THE KING
A MAN NEEDS ANSWERS

54. DO YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW, GRAMPS?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

34. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOUNDS ADORABLE ALM

55. THEN JUST SAY SOMETHING NEAT IN DUTCH, GRAMPS! ANYTHING!

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

35. Either they think you're xexy or you've become a meme, Alm.

Woah, man.

56. Do you think I'm xexy a meme, gramps?

57. Next time @SullyMcGully tries to set me up with an unfortunate interviewee, will you spank him for me, gramps?

58. Remember @DefaultBeep's plan for escaping your wrath, gramps?

Now, what I really really NEED to know is:

a) Do you have a mahogany dining table?
b) Do you know how to play Go Fish?
c) Do you think the plan would work?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

maak je borst maar nat meisje!

59. GRAMPS WILL YOU STOP BREAKING GOOGLE TRANSLATE PLEASE!?

enge oude man

60. Why do you want to make my breast wet when you have thigh preference, gramps?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

49. Saba, Giethoorn and the Pyramid of Austerlitz, Alm.

61. WAIT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO GIETHOORN GRAMPS?

62. WHY?

63. WHY?

64. WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

65. If you haven't been already then why are you going with me, gramps?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

9. Liquorice is amazing. You just reminded me that I don't eat it often enough.

66. Ever had strawberry liquorice, gramps?

67. Are you ever going to spend a day in your life not being strict about everything, gramps?

68. Why are you such a mean bum, gramps?

69. Do you think this is Arcanite's favourite question number, gramps?

70. You don't drink now, but have you ever been drunk, gramps?

71. Tell me an embarrassing story, gramps!

72. Why are apples your favourite, gramps?

73. Aren't beards like so cool though, gramps?

74. Tell me about your Tauriel hate, gramps!

75. If you could change one thing about The Hobbit movies, what would it be, gramps?

76. Petition to rename the interview thread "The Interview Chat Thread of Derailment and Debate about Hatt's Sanity", gramps?

Edited November 9, 2017 by Natalie
forgot to "gramps" a question

[Kinumi]

26. thoughts on this song?? https://puu.sh/yiwik/f35973f019.mp3

27. tag urself

Spoiler

28. which of these pics do u resonate w most spiritually

Spoiler

29. have u ever slurped a raw egg

30. imagine: you are alone in a large public building, and you need to drop something off or complete some kind of errand or whatever. your destination is rather far from the entrance, and you spend many minutes walking through empty staircases and hallways with only the echo of your footsteps keeping you company. finally, you turn the corner, anticipating your stop, but you see this blocking the way. it stands silent and still with no sign of moving any time soon; there is no alternate route. what do you do

Spoiler

 

[Bartozio]

2 hours ago, Claudius I said:

7. Surprise with the family, but we still have pakjesavond.

Cool. Kind of the basic way to go, but it works.

15. Which suprise you made are you the most proud of?

16. Which suprise that you received did you find the most memorable?

2 hours ago, Claudius I said:

9. Liquorice is amazing. You just reminded me that I don't eat it often enough.

10. Oooooh... That one is too hard, man.

Fine...

17. Favorite brand then?

2 hours ago, Claudius I said:

 

11. Sometimes using a foreign word is a good thing; for example, when you're talking about something technical (when I am writing a paper about Roman constitutional law, for example, I'd rather write about imperium, comitia, lex, ius etc. than translate them). Most of the time though, it's completely unnecessary, and it's actually another pet peeve of mine.
When people combine Dutch and English, I always have the urge to respond in a mixture of Dutch, French, German, Latin and Japanese.

12. Only when it's an exam that is, for example, all in English but it has "antwoord in het Nederlands" written at the top. If you ask me a question in one language, I just instinctively answer in that language.

Yeah, I'm exactly the same. One time my teacher wrote a set of exercises in dutch, but referenced an english book for one question. I ended up writing part of my answers in duth and part in english...

2 hours ago, Claudius I said:

13. It actually hasn't been mentioned! I have watched very little anime, but I have nothing against it or anything.

14. Heheheheh, I've only ever watched Gintama.

.... wut?

18. Why in the world is Gintama your first anime?

I mean, it's great and all, but it's one of the last anime I'd recomend to people as a first.

19. Isn't Okita Sougo the most hilarious character ever?

20. Isn't Gintoki the greatest main character in existence?

21. Isn't Takasugi the greatest villain ever?

22. Isn't Nubume the greatest waifu ever?

23. Wasn't this:

Spoiler

 

The greatest joke ever?

24. Do you like the comedy or the serious stories better?

25. Favorite arc?

26. But seriously, you haven't watched any other anime?

[SullyMcGully]

Hey, I can speak Dutch too! With a little help from a certain free app...

31. Hvor åbenlyst er det, at jeg bruger Google translate?

32. Hvorfor sagde du min video var underlig?

33. Har du aldrig set taler grøntsager før?

34. Skal @DefaultBeep og jeg vise dig den sande dybde af grøntsagens vanvid?

35. Hvis du kunne dræbe nogen i hele verden uden at blive fanget, ville du?

WHEW! That was exhausting. Quite an interesting language you have over there.

36. How good are you at Dutch Blitz?

37. I have a theory about Dutch Blitz based on my own personal experience: the girls always win because women are better multi-taskers. As a true Dutchman, do you support this theory?

38. Have you ever been on a plane and said out loud, "I'm the Flying Dutchman" because you technically are?

39. How do you feel about the Amish?

40. How good are you at doubledutch?

[Rex Glacies]

5 hours ago, Claudius I said:

XX. I have no idea what you're referring to. The Romans called it the Colosseum and as far as I know, that is the English application of the name as well.

According to my aunt and uncle, the Colosseum is actually an Amphitheater. The location was once where the Colossus of Nero stood, but after he died the new emperors wanted to distance themselves from Nero as much as possible, so they tore down the statue and built the amphitheater. But since it was built in the same place as the statue, the people just called it the Colosseum (after the statue) because it was easier to remember, or something.

5 hours ago, Claudius I said:

XXII. You will have to explain this to me sometime.

Well, when I first came to this site, I thought you were a bot admin whose sole purpose was to control the interview thread and keep it moving... not to mention your vast history knowledge. So, I was kinda afraid of you, but by now I see you as a regular and cool human person. Well, as regular as history loving video gamer nerds can be.

5 hours ago, Claudius I said:

XXVII. My home.
Assuming you mean before the Dominion of Men, that's a very tough one! I'll pick Gondolin though. That must have been a beautiful city. 

XXVIII. I haven't.

XXIX. I'm not.

Aren't you in Lower-Earth?

What? And what!? I mean, I thought that was how J.R.R.Tolken first became an author or something - he translated Beowulf to English for the intent of it being a work of fiction rather than just an ancient artifact.

And with Norse mythology, I realized how similar they can be at times while reading about the mythology. Elves, dwarves, cursed rings, a broken-then-reforged sword, Gandalf, etc.

4 hours ago, Painkiller B said:

21. of my favourite animals—alpacas, axolotls, angora rabbits, gazelles, and ducks—which do you like most?

... That's a broad genre. But props to you knowing about axolotls.

XXXI. If you're gramps, and Natalie is Alm, and Arcanite is Celica, then who am I, gramps?

XXXII. What about Sully, gramps?

XXXIII. Bart, gramps?

XXXIV. Meap, gramps?

XXXV. Did I just trespass into meme territory, and should I try to escape?

[Arcanite]

7 hours ago, Claudius I said:

Ruining my life with question 100.

LOL Was it actually that bad?

I can totally use that as some sort of computer attack tactic

7 hours ago, Claudius I said:

You know that she's still going to hunt for cute Dutch girls though, right, Celica?

I'm all the Dutch girl she needs
And I'm not even Dutch
And I'm not even a girl

7 hours ago, Claudius I said:

You're very active, very present and very fun! You seem to be able to be everywhere at once (which I admire) and you bring positivity wherever you go. Sometimes I wish we were better friends, but I love you all the same, Celica.

I mostly only have time to post quickly and go~ Those 100 questions weren't even typed in one sitting. That took... a couple hours actually LOL

Im busy n stuff~ I also think you're pretty great. This interview thread is a wonderful place. Home of the greatest memories, especially SF Interview Ronnie: The Trollop, the Bot, and the Dutchman

5 hours ago, Claudius I said:

but I knew I couldn't trust Arcanite and Natalie...

Rule number one of the internet! Never trust anyone on the internet! :PPPPPPPPPPppppppppppp

 

104. What's so good about thighs, gramps?

105. Should I be concerned about the things you say in Dutch, gramps?

106. Would you be interested in making a wager, gramps? (It involves changing your name, so maybe not, but I think it'll be..... worthwhile)

107. Are you living the meme, gramps?

108. How many more questions should I ask, gramps?

109. What do you have to say about cookies, gramps?

110. Are you gay, gramps?

111. Does your mom know you're gay, gramps?

112. Just in case you didn't know, those last 2 questions aren't serious at all like all of my questions

Here is a serious question though:

Spoiler

Have you ever gone so far, as to even want to pretend, to go and do more like, gramps?

113. What would you do if you woke up as a woman, gramps?

[Julius Nepos]

14 hours ago, Natalie said:

52. How much of a trollop do you think I can get, gramps?

53. Woah, rude.
And I thought we had something! Sheesh.

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no twin meme theme 4 u

Are you going to apologise and fite my robot wife, gramps?

54. DO YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW, GRAMPS?

55. THEN JUST SAY SOMETHING NEAT IN DUTCH, GRAMPS! ANYTHING!

Woah, man.

56. Do you think I'm xexy a meme, gramps?

57. Next time @SullyMcGully tries to set me up with an unfortunate interviewee, will you spank him for me, gramps?

58. Remember @DefaultBeep's plan for escaping your wrath, gramps?

Now, what I really really NEED to know is:

a) Do you have a mahogany dining table?
b) Do you know how to play Go Fish?
c) Do you think the plan would work?

59. GRAMPS WILL YOU STOP BREAKING GOOGLE TRANSLATE PLEASE!?

enge oude man

60. Why do you want to make my breast wet when you have thigh preference, gramps?

61. WAIT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO GIETHOORN GRAMPS?

62. WHY?

63. WHY?

64. WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

65. If you haven't been already then why are you going with me, gramps?

66. Ever had strawberry liquorice, gramps?

67. Are you ever going to spend a day in your life not being strict about everything, gramps?

68. Why are you such a mean bum, gramps?

69. Do you think this is Arcanite's favourite question number, gramps?

70. You don't drink now, but have you ever been drunk, gramps?

71. Tell me an embarrassing story, gramps!

72. Why are apples your favourite, gramps?

73. Aren't beards like so cool though, gramps?

74. Tell me about your Tauriel hate, gramps!

75. If you could change one thing about The Hobbit movies, what would it be, gramps?

76. Petition to rename the interview thread "The Interview Chat Thread of Derailment and Debate about Hatt's Sanity", gramps?

52. I don't know, but all my attempts at dissuading you from going cute Dutch girl hunting have been unsuccesful so far, Alm.

53. No.
Arcanite is a good robot.
I'm not going to fight it, Alm.

Spoiler

don't betray me

54. YES I WANT TO KNOW, ALM

55. UHHHH
IK VOEL ME ERG ONDER DRUK GEZET
ALM

56. Yes, Alm.

57. I'll meet up with him just to spank him, Alm.

58. I do, Alm.
a) I don't know.
b) No.
c) No, because I've sealed my house with magic. You can get in, but you can't get out.

59. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN ALM

60. Because this is what I do when we fight, Alm.

61. YES I'VE NEVER BEEN TO GIETHOORN ALM
I THINK I EVEN TOLD YOU AND THAT THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I WANTED TO GO THERE WITH YOU

62. IDK I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE

63. IDK I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE

64. IDK I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFOOOOOOOORE

65. Because I'd like to go there and this would be a great opportunity. Also, you were so enthusiastic about it, I thought it would be great to go together, Alm.

66. I think I have, yes, Alm.

67. I don't think so. Even when I take days off, I still have rules.
The only exception might be when I'm away on vacation, but even then the rules are still in the back of my head, Alm.

68. You made me do this, Alm.

69. You sure it doesn't prefer 420, Alm?

70. Never in my life, Alm.

71. Back in middle school Twitter was the cool new hip thing to have, so I made an account and just started following a bunch of people from my class and such. Turns out that in my enthusiastic following, I accidentally followed someone I didn't know too. So some people at school asked me how I knew that person and I didn't know how to respond, so I said: "Oh, I just do."
"But where do you know them from?"
"I just do!"

i hate u for reminding me of this

72. Because their taste is fantastic, Alm.

73. They really are. I like stroking my own beard when I'm bored, Alm.

74. Okay, so I'm quite a purist when it comes to movie adaptations, so when I heard that they were adding a wholly new character, I wasn't enthusiastic at all. It didn't help that I strongly got the impression that she was added to the movies just for the sake of having an obligatory female character. And not just an obligatory female character; a strong female character because go girl power or whatever it is people say these days.
Then they completely undid Tauriel's purpose of "strong female character" by entirely reducing her to a love triangle with Kíli and Legolas.
No, I'm not going to deny that love triangles exist in the legendarium. Tuor-Idril-Maeglin, Turambar-Níniel-Brandir, Míriel-Finwë-Indis, for example. But they are all well-written. And they all have a place in the greater plot. Most of them are tragic, dramatic, have far-reaching consequences. There is nothing well-written about Kíli-Tauriel-Legolas. It just feels bad and out of place.
I would also like to take this opportunity to highlight the fact that Tauriel even falling in love with Kíli makes no biological sense at all. There are only four known instances of romantic love between an Elf and a Man throughout history. And Elves are Men are biological sibling races. Dwarves are not biologically related to Elves and Men. Dwarves are the adopted sibling race to Elves and Men. Imagine yourself falling in love with a baboon; that's similar to an Elf falling love with a Dwarf.
Not to mention the fact that there is natural enmity between Elves and Dwarves, especially Wood Elves and Dwarves. It's simple: Elves love the Earth and feel the pain of its hurts, Dwarves like to hurt the Earth for their own gains. Add to this a very deep-rooted hatred between Dwarves and Elves that goes millennia back, and you're even further away. 
The whole thing is an insult to Tolkien's legendarium.
On the plus side, this is the most hilarious scene in that entire abomination. I would make fun of Thranduil's  completely out of place "Yes.........." but that's honestly the least bad of all that's said in that scene. Every sentence there is pure gold, Alm.

75. Only one thing? Cut out that disgusting love triangle, Alm. 

76. No, Alm.

14 hours ago, Painkiller B said:

26. thoughts on this song?? https://puu.sh/yiwik/f35973f019.mp3

27. tag urself

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28. which of these pics do u resonate w most spiritually

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29. have u ever slurped a raw egg

30. imagine: you are alone in a large public building, and you need to drop something off or complete some kind of errand or whatever. your destination is rather far from the entrance, and you spend many minutes walking through empty staircases and hallways with only the echo of your footsteps keeping you company. finally, you turn the corner, anticipating your stop, but you see this blocking the way. it stands silent and still with no sign of moving any time soon; there is no alternate route. what do you do

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26. It started off nice, but I didn't like the sudden change to the "upbeat" part... But then when the singing started, it got better, and it remained at a steady catchy throughout. 

27. I'm horsehead.

28. The third one.

29. No.

30. "Uhm, excuse me, sir/madame, could I pass through, please?"
You know, aside from thinking that's pretty weird.

13 hours ago, Bartozio said:

Cool. Kind of the basic way to go, but it works.

15. Which suprise you made are you the most proud of?

16. Which suprise that you received did you find the most memorable?

Fine...

17. Favorite brand then?

Yeah, I'm exactly the same. One time my teacher wrote a set of exercises in dutch, but referenced an english book for one question. I ended up writing part of my answers in duth and part in english...

.... wut?

18. Why in the world is Gintama your first anime?

I mean, it's great and all, but it's one of the last anime I'd recomend to people as a first.

19. Isn't Okita Sougo the most hilarious character ever?

20. Isn't Gintoki the greatest main character in existence?

21. Isn't Takasugi the greatest villain ever?

22. Isn't Nubume the greatest waifu ever?

23. Wasn't this:

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The greatest joke ever?

24. Do you like the comedy or the serious stories better?

25. Favorite arc?

26. But seriously, you haven't watched any other anime?

15. Hmm... Would you believe me if I told you I can't remember any of the ones I've made? Haha. But in general, I'm not very good at making things... It's the poems where I shine.

16. But I've had so many great ones... Possibly the one my mom made with Geert Wilders on it; failing that, the Fire Emblem-themed one my mom made. They're still around at my parents' place, so I'll see if I can take pictures when I get there later today.

17. If there's one thing you should know about me when it comes to food (or most other stuff), it's that I never pay attention to brands!

18. My ex introduced me to it and we watched a few episodes together. Fast-forward half a year, and I find myself having just finished the show I was watching and wondering what I should watch next. I figured: "Why not Gintama?" because I remembered liking it.
I realize I'm missing a lot of references, but it's still a very enjoyable show!

Keep in mind that I go through shows at a really slow pace though and that I'm still only in season 2 now.

19. Oh man, I love Sougo, but when it comes to comedy I prefer Kagura.

20. He's awesome. 

21. He is great. The Benizakura arc completely blew me away.

22. I don't think I've come that far yet.

23. Heheh, I haven't come that far yet. Get back to me on this in 7 years.

24. I like the serious stories more. The serious stories tend to come with a lot of character exposition, which I'm really fond of. It's also best when an episode makes you feel more emotions than simple joy because it's funny. And even in the serious stuff, there's usually still plenty of comedy.

25. The Benizakura arc has a special place in my heart because it completely blew me away, but I'm honestly thinking I prefer the Yagyuu arc now. The relationship between Otae and Kyuubei, Kyuubei's inner struggle, the character exposition Hijikata got and my boy Shinpachi finally got to have his moments of heroism.

26. I just remembered that I once watched an episode of Keijo to find out what the fuss was all about. I found that out and then decided not to watch any more episodes.

13 hours ago, SullyMcGully said:

Hey, I can speak Dutch too! With a little help from a certain free app...

31. Hvor åbenlyst er det, at jeg bruger Google translate?

32. Hvorfor sagde du min video var underlig?

33. Har du aldrig set taler grøntsager før?

34. Skal @DefaultBeep og jeg vise dig den sande dybde af grøntsagens vanvid?

35. Hvis du kunne dræbe nogen i hele verden uden at blive fanget, ville du?

WHEW! That was exhausting. Quite an interesting language you have over there.

36. How good are you at Dutch Blitz?

37. I have a theory about Dutch Blitz based on my own personal experience: the girls always win because women are better multi-taskers. As a true Dutchman, do you support this theory?

38. Have you ever been on a plane and said out loud, "I'm the Flying Dutchman" because you technically are?

39. How do you feel about the Amish?

40. How good are you at doubledutch?

I hate you, SullyMcGully.

31. Very obvious.

32. Because it was.

33. I love vegetables. Actually, when I saw that video, I wanted to say that cucumbers and tomatoes are my favorite vegetables (but I forgot).

34. Preferably not.

35. No. The right to life is a human right, yo.

I was considering answering in Latin, but I decided to refrain from it...

36. This is honestly the first time I've heard of it.

37. I have no idea what Dutch Blitz is.

38. No, because I'm not crazy.
Well, I am, but a different kind of crazy.

39. I admire them for living the way they think is best despite the rest of the world around them being so different. I wonder if it's the right way though, but I'm not all too familiar with what exactly they do and don't do.

40. Never heard of that term, but I have done it, when I was a little kid. I can't remember how good I was at it and I have no idea how I'd fare now.

11 hours ago, Rex Glacies said:

According to my aunt and uncle, the Colosseum is actually an Amphitheater. The location was once where the Colossus of Nero stood, but after he died the new emperors wanted to distance themselves from Nero as much as possible, so they tore down the statue and built the amphitheater. But since it was built in the same place as the statue, the people just called it the Colosseum (after the statue) because it was easier to remember, or something.

Aren't you in Lower-Earth?

What? And what!? I mean, I thought that was how J.R.R.Tolken first became an author or something - he translated Beowulf to English for the intent of it being a work of fiction rather than just an ancient artifact.

XXXI. If you're gramps, and Natalie is Alm, and Arcanite is Celica, then who am I, gramps?

XXXII. What about Sully, gramps?

XXXIII. Bart, gramps?

XXXIV. Meap, gramps?

XXXV. Did I just trespass into meme territory, and should I try to escape?

Well, that is true! The official name of the Colosseum was the Flavian Amphitheatre, but everyone referred to it as the Colosseum because of its proximity to the Colossus of Sol (Nero's successors didn't actually tear down the Colossus; they just modified it to look like Sol instead of Nero). "The Colosseum" is just a so much catchier name than "the Flavian Amphitheatre", don't you think?

Nope, I'm in Middle-earth. Europe, Asia and Africa together form Middle-earth.

Actually, Tolkien's writing activities started with the history of the First Age. His translation of Beowulf only came several years later.
I know it exists, I just haven't had the time to read it. Nor do I have much of a motivation to; I'm busy enough just getting through the whole legendarium!

XXXI. Uhhh... You can be Kliff.

XXXII. He can be Python, Kliff.

XXXIII. Let's make him Clive, Kliff.

XXXIV. He can be Tobin, Kliff.

XXXV. It's too late. Just let the memes into your heart.

Also, if you (or anyone else) dares respond to this with Echoes spoilers, I will kill you (or them, respectively) harder than Ecthelion killed Gothmog.

9 hours ago, Arcanite said:

LOL Was it actually that bad?

I can totally use that as some sort of computer attack tactic

I'm all the Dutch girl she needs
And I'm not even Dutch
And I'm not even a girl

I mostly only have time to post quickly and go~ Those 100 questions weren't even typed in one sitting. That took... a couple hours actually LOL

104. What's so good about thighs, gramps?

105. Should I be concerned about the things you say in Dutch, gramps?

106. Would you be interested in making a wager, gramps? (It involves changing your name, so maybe not, but I think it'll be..... worthwhile)

107. Are you living the meme, gramps?

108. How many more questions should I ask, gramps?

109. What do you have to say about cookies, gramps?

110. Are you gay, gramps?

111. Does your mom know you're gay, gramps?

112. Just in case you didn't know, those last 2 questions aren't serious at all like all of my questions

Here is a serious question though:

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Have you ever gone so far, as to even want to pretend, to go and do more like, gramps?

113. What would you do if you woke up as a woman, gramps?

Yes. I had to cut 100 out of the quoted post or else my computer got really slow and laggy.

Hey, if you can dissuade her, go ahead. I sure couldn't.

Right, now imagine how long it took me to answer them... and everyone else's...

104. I don't know; ask Natalie! I actually have no particular attraction to thighs at all, Celica.

105. You should be concerned about what Google Translate makes of them. It makes me look like a pervert sometimes, Celica.

106. Aren't we already going to do this when I'm done with the Roman Emperors, Celica?

107. I truly am, Celica.

108. As many as you want, Celica.

109. I love cookies. They're amazing, Celica.

110. I'm afraid not, Celica.

111. She doesn't, Celica.

112. Yes. I did it after being inspired by my dream that I had, I'd, I would, I could, I'd do, I would, I want, I could do so, I'd do, I could, I wanted, I wanted to do me so much I could do anything, Celica.

113. Wonder how on earth I suddenly turned into a woman, Celica.

Edited November 10, 2017 by Claudius I
stan maedhros

[Infinite Dreams]

1. What three words best describe you?

2. How do you think success should be measured?

3. What scares you?  Do you have any irrational fears?

4. What do you do to de-stress at the end of a long day?

5. Do you think social media is making people more narcissistic? 

6. Are there any unspoken social rules that you dislike?

7. What do you value the most: free time, recognition, or money?

8. What is something you have tried that you will never try again?

9. Would you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?

10. What are you most grateful for right now?

11. Do you enjoy overcoming challenges or do you prefer things to be easy? Why?

12. If you could time travel, where would you go?

13. What are your pet peeves?

14. What are some of your favourite TV shows?

15. What has been the most significant or best year of your life so far?

[Julius Nepos]

26 minutes ago, Infinite Dreams said:

1. What three words best describe you?

2. How do you think success should be measured?

3. What scares you?  Do you have any irrational fears?

4. What do you do to de-stress at the end of a long day?

5. Do you think social media is making people more narcissistic? 

6. Are there any unspoken social rules that you dislike?

7. What do you value the most: free time, recognition, or money?

8. What is something you have tried that you will never try again?

9. Would you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?

10. What are you most grateful for right now?

11. Do you enjoy overcoming challenges or do you prefer things to be easy? Why?

12. If you could time travel, where would you go?

13. What are your pet peeves?

14. What are some of your favourite TV shows?

15. What has been the most significant or best year of your life so far?

1. Thorough, loving, honest.

2. Everyone has their own goals that they pursue, and they should measure their success accordingly.

3. People. I don't know... I think my biggest irrational fear is that people I care about will die and I will somehow never find out. But I don't think about it all that much or fear it much.

4. Talk with friends, study Japanese, play FE, watch silly videos if I'm really stressed.

5. Yes. 

6. Basically anything that has to do with clothing etiquette. As long as you're comfortable in something and it's not overly revealing, wear whatever you like wherever you like whenever you like. The only exception should be when specific clothing serving a purporse, e.g. company uniforms or judges wearing the same, neutral uniforms. 
Also, most gender norms. Actually, any norms attributed to a collective without proper reason, but I think gender norms are the most present of those.

7. Free time! I never have enough of it. Recognition is nice, but I don't need it. Money is nice too, but I don't need much of it.

8. Hmm, let me think... Waterpipe. But that's pretty much a given, since I did that once with the very intention of only doing it that one time and then never again.

9. Introvert.

10. The people who care about me.

11. Both! I love overcoming a challenge every once in a while, but having some relaxed time is important too.

12. I really want to see Troy! But there is just so much in history that I want to see.

13. The biggest one is probably people who use 'thou' without using the proper conjugation and/or declination. Then there's people who call the Netherlands Holland (or the United Kingdom England, for that matter, but it doesn't affect me as personally) and grammar overcorrection (things like 'between you and I'). 

14. South Park is my favorite. I don't know if there's any others...

15. Let's go with 2015. I learned a lot, started the study I love, grew a lot as a person, learned to be independent, made a whole lot of friends. Oh, and I left Europe for the first time in my life.

[badatfireemblem]

29 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

52. I don't know, but all my attempts at dissuading you from going cute Dutch girl hunting have been unsuccesful so far, Alm.

You weren't dissuading me, grandpa! You're my wingman, remember!

34 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

53. No.
Arcanite is a good robot.
I'm not going to fight it, Alm.

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don't betray me

 

77. No Felicia legs for you then!

Unless you're willing to change your dirty old mind, gramps?

33 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

54. YES I WANT TO KNOW, ALM

78. What will you give me in return, gramps?

36 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

55. UHHHH
IK VOEL ME ERG ONDER DRUK GEZET
ALM

79. Niet goed genoeg!

Zeg gewoon iets schattige, opa!

37 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

62. IDK I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE

63. IDK I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE

64. IDK I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFOOOOOOOORE

65. Because I'd like to go there and this would be a great opportunity. Also, you were so enthusiastic about it, I thought it would be great to go together, Alm.

80. But why, gramps?

81. WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME SOMEWHERE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN, GRAMPS?

82. IS THIS WHERE YOU'RE GETTING THAT WOODEN PADDLE TO BEAT ME WITH FROM, GRAMPS?

39 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

70. Never in my life, Alm.

83. Please tell me you've at least tried an alcoholic beverage, gramps?

84. Why do you think most SF members don't drink, gramps? 

85. Do you know that I feel like an alcoholic on here, gramps?

42 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

71. Back in middle school Twitter was the cool new hip thing to have, so I made an account and just started following a bunch of people from my class and such. Turns out that in my enthusiastic following, I accidentally followed someone I didn't know too. So some people at school asked me how I knew that person and I didn't know how to respond, so I said: "Oh, I just do."
"But where do you know them from?"
"I just do!"

i hate u for reminding me of this

Heheheheheheh

86. Tell me another embarrassing story, gramps?

44 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

It didn't help that I strongly got the impression that she was added to the movies just for the sake of having an obligatory female character. And not just an obligatory female character; a strong female character because go girl power or whatever it is people say these days.

OMG SAME

WE HAD THE SAME THOUGHTS

87. But what did you think about Legolas' appearance, gramps?

50 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

XXXI. Uhhh... You can be Kliff.

XXXII. He can be Python, Kliff.

XXXIII. Let's make him Clive, Kliff.

XXXIV. He can be Tobin, Kliff.

88. U BICH OLD MAN! WHY DOES REX GET UR FAVOURITE GAIDEN CHARACTER?!

89. WHY IS SULLY, PYTHON, GRAMPS?

90. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW ATTRACTED I AM TO PYTHON, GRAMPS?

91. IS THIS GOING TO AFFECT MY THOUGHTS ABOUT SULLY, GRAMPS?

8 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

13. The biggest one is probably people who use 'thou' without using the proper conjugation and/or declination. Then there's people who call the Netherlands Holland (or the United Kingdom England, for that matter, but it doesn't affect me as personally) and grammar overcorrection (things like 'between you and I'). 

92. Does this make me one of your biggest pet peeves, gramps?

93. You know I'm still pretty angry at you about that last one, right, gramps?

94. Are you going to beg for my forgiveness, gramps?

 

95. Favourite animal, gramps?

96. When was the last time you fell over, gramps?

97. What about the last time you walked into a door, gramps?

98. Or when a shelf fell on your head, gramps?

99. Do you think I'm clumsy, dim, unlucky or have bad karma?

Or all of the above, gramps?

100. Imagine if I turned up in January and 

Spoiler

I was a 90 year old man

What would you say?

[Julius Nepos]

3 hours ago, Natalie said:

You weren't dissuading me, grandpa! You're my wingman, remember!

77. No Felicia legs for you then!

Unless you're willing to change your dirty old mind, gramps?

78. What will you give me in return, gramps?

79. Niet goed genoeg!

Zeg gewoon iets schattige, opa!

80. But why, gramps?

81. WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME SOMEWHERE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN, GRAMPS?

82. IS THIS WHERE YOU'RE GETTING THAT WOODEN PADDLE TO BEAT ME WITH FROM, GRAMPS?

83. Please tell me you've at least tried an alcoholic beverage, gramps?

84. Why do you think most SF members don't drink, gramps? 

85. Do you know that I feel like an alcoholic on here, gramps?

Heheheheheheh

86. Tell me another embarrassing story, gramps?

OMG SAME

WE HAD THE SAME THOUGHTS

87. But what did you think about Legolas' appearance, gramps?

88. U BICH OLD MAN! WHY DOES REX GET UR FAVOURITE GAIDEN CHARACTER?!

89. WHY IS SULLY, PYTHON, GRAMPS?

90. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW ATTRACTED I AM TO PYTHON, GRAMPS?

91. IS THIS GOING TO AFFECT MY THOUGHTS ABOUT SULLY, GRAMPS?

92. Does this make me one of your biggest pet peeves, gramps?

93. You know I'm still pretty angry at you about that last one, right, gramps?

94. Are you going to beg for my forgiveness, gramps?

 

95. Favourite animal, gramps?

96. When was the last time you fell over, gramps?

97. What about the last time you walked into a door, gramps?

98. Or when a shelf fell on your head, gramps?

99. Do you think I'm clumsy, dim, unlucky or have bad karma?

Or all of the above, gramps?

100. Imagine if I turned up in January and 

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I was a 90 year old man

What would you say?

I was dissuading you! But you're so fixed on hunting cute Dutch girls that you don't even seem to notice what I'm actually saying, Almpie.

77. I do not negotiate with traitors and terrorists, Alm.

78. Ask and I shall consider it, Alm.

79. HOE MOET IK NOU WETEN WAT SCHATTIG IS
WOORDEN ZIJN GEWOON WOORDEN
NIET MEER
NIET MINDER
VOORUIT DAN OMDAT JE ZO'N ZEIKWIJF BENT
Je bent de liefste en de schattigste en de mooiste en de slimste en ik hou van jou <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<33333333333333333333333333
ZO GOED, ALM?

80. Because, Alm.

81. Because I'd like to go there and I'd like to go there with you, Alm!

82. Fool... I have that long prepared already, Alm.

83. I haven't, Alm.

84. Because they're smart and/or awkward nerds, Alm.

85. Just on here, Alm?

86. I hate you. How about a funny story instead, Alm?

NICE THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS

87. Did Legolas even do anything outside of being a part of that disgusting love triangle, Alm?

88. BECAUSE REX SEEMS LIKE A KLIFF
HE LOOKS LIKE A BABY AT FIRST BUT HE IS SO VERY RELIABLE, ALM

89. IDK I HAD TO THINK OF SOMETHING AND PYTHON SEEMED UNREMARKABLE AND SULLY-ISH ENOUGH, ALM

90. 

Alm.

91. I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M SURE SULLY WOULD LIKE THAT, ALM

92. It doesn't, Alm.

93. You need to learn to let go, Alm.

94. No, Alm.

95. I don't know if they're my absolute favorite, but I love whales so much. Especially whale sharks, Alm.

96. I can't remember, Alm.

97. I'm trying to remember if I ever even did that, Alm.

98. Pretty sure that's never happened to me, Alm.

99. I think you're just spesh, Alm.

100. "You look different than in the Skype call."

Edited November 10, 2017 by Claudius I
stan bór

[Arcanite]

2 hours ago, Natalie said:

Why do you think most SF members don't drink, gramps? 

Everyone on here treats alcohol like it's the plague or something smh

3 hours ago, Claudius I said:

Right, now imagine how long it took me to answer them... and everyone else's...

Darn

I guess I'll slow it down then

4 hours ago, Claudius I said:

She doesn't, Celica.

114. Your mom doesn't know you're gay, gramps?

So you are gay then?
You totally fell for that joke uwe hee hee

4 hours ago, Claudius I said:

Aren't we already going to do this when I'm done with the Roman Emperors, Celica?

We are, but this is a one day thing. We're doing this for the memes

115. So wanna hear what it is or do you just want to say 'no' from now, gramps?

3 hours ago, Natalie said:

U BICH OLD MAN!

116. Isn't Natalie rude to her gramps? Absolutely disgusting.

 

117. You know I'd never disrespect you, right gramps?

118. What's a good K-Pop song these days, gramps?

119. J-Pop or K-Pop, Pop?

120. Do you like French toast, gramps?

121. What say you about French, in general, gramps?

122. Quels couleurs aimes-tu, grand-père ?

123. Manges-tu la baguette, grand-père ? Est-ce bien ? Je ne l'ai pas mangé avant....

124. Salut~ Comment ça va, ajourd'hui, grand-père ?

125. How was that, gramps? Did I do good? Haven't practiced in a while LOL

[badatfireemblem]

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

77. I do not negotiate with traitors and terrorists, Alm.

101. wut?

I've been a terrorist, since when, exactly, gramps?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

78. Ask and I shall consider it, Alm.

102. Petition to rename the interview thread "The Interview Chat Thread of Derailment and Appreciation of Princess Bubblegum", grandfather?

Else I'll NEVER tell you~

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

79. HOE MOET IK NOU WETEN WAT SCHATTIG IS
WOORDEN ZIJN GEWOON WOORDEN
NIET MEER
NIET MINDER
VOORUIT DAN OMDAT JE ZO'N ZEIKWIJF BENT
Je bent de liefste en de schattigste en de mooiste en de slimste en ik hou van jou <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<33333333333333333333333333
ZO GOED, ALM?

In the words of Google Translate:
"HOW DO I KNOW NOW WHAT SHOULD BE WORDS WORDED WONDERFUL NOT ANYMORE NOT LESS OUTSIDE THAT YOU ARE SUFFICIENT"
and 
"You are the sweetest and the cutest and the most beautiful and the smartest and I love you"
(But I got the last one all by myself; are you proud?)

So can I just say
ADORABLE, gramps~
Not what I was looking for, but I'll let this one go.

 

103. Do you remember that time I twisted your words to make you say that I have the greatest face? Then you were like "No, I didn't mean that, I don't think you have a great face!"? And then I acted all offended and went to have dinner and left you hanging there, heh, old daddy?

104. Wasn't that a great memory, grandpapa?

105. Aren't I really mean, grandad?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

83. I haven't, Alm.

84. Because they're smart and/or awkward nerds, Alm.

85. Just on here, Alm?

Sheesh.

106. WHY HAVE YOU NEVER TRIED ALCOHOL OLDIE?

107. Would you believe me if I told you that I'm wasted 99% of the time, old papa?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

86. I hate you. How about a funny story instead, Alm?

108. Okay, a funny story it is, grampy?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

95. I don't know if they're my absolute favorite, but I love whales so much. Especially whale sharks, Alm.

Ah, I see you are a man of c-

Wait.

109. You do realise that whale sharks are a breed of shark, rather than whale, gramps?

smh

110. Don't you think hammerhead sharks look so derpy, gramps?

111. Opinion on orca whales, gramps?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

96. I can't remember, Alm.

97. I'm trying to remember if I ever even did that, Alm.

98. Pretty sure that's never happened to me, Alm.

99. I think you're just spesh, Alm.

Aww, thanks~

I think I might've received brain damage from that shelf the other day, though...

112. Can we agree that the weirdness of these questions is down to that shelf incident, rather than my actual brain, grampy?

1 hour ago, Claudius I said:

100. "You look different than in the Skype call."

113. Then what would you do, old timer?

 

114. Imagine a life without memes. What would you feel, gramps?

115. Did you, or did you not, bench Felicia, gramps?

116. Say something risque in Dutch, gramps!

Edited November 10, 2017 by Natalie

[Julius Nepos]

1 hour ago, Arcanite said:

114. Your mom doesn't know you're gay, gramps?

So you are gay then?
You totally fell for that joke uwe hee hee

We are, but this is a one day thing. We're doing this for the memes

115. So wanna hear what it is or do you just want to say 'no' from now, gramps?

116. Isn't Natalie rude to her gramps? Absolutely disgusting.

 

117. You know I'd never disrespect you, right gramps?

118. What's a good K-Pop song these days, gramps?

119. J-Pop or K-Pop, Pop?

120. Do you like French toast, gramps?

121. What say you about French, in general, gramps?

122. Quels couleurs aimes-tu, grand-père ?

123. Manges-tu la baguette, grand-père ? Est-ce bien ? Je ne l'ai pas mangé avant....

124. Salut~ Comment ça va, ajourd'hui, grand-père ?

125. How was that, gramps? Did I do good? Haven't practiced in a while LOL

114. My mom doesn't know I'm gay, because I'm not gay, Celica.

I didn't fall for the joke, your logic is flawed.

115. [Gandalf voice] Do not tempt me! Celica.

116. She's just a kid, Celica.

117. Of course, Celica.

118. What are you asking me instead of the Kim for, Celica? But I've always liked this one.
I can't believe it's already three years old...

119. K-Pop, Celicop.

120. Yes, we like French toast, Celica!

121. I love the language, Celica.

122. Je pense que j'aime toutes les couleurs. Mais je préfère le bleu, le violet, l'orange, le rouge, le noir et le blanc, Célica. Mais le vert, c'est très bien aussi...

123. Oui, je mange des baguettes de temps en temps. Elles sont très biens! Pourquoi tu n'as jamais mangé une baguette, Célica ?

124. Salut~ Ça va, ça va, Célica.

125. Not bad at all, Celica. You've earned a baguette. I can't even remember the last time I spoke French, sadly...

7 minutes ago, Natalie said:

101. wut?

I've been a terrorist, since when, exactly, gramps?

102. Petition to rename the interview thread "The Interview Chat Thread of Derailment and Appreciation of Princess Bubblegum", grandfather?

Else I'll NEVER tell you~

In the words of Google Translate:
"HOW DO I KNOW NOW WHAT SHOULD BE WORDS WORDED WONDERFUL NOT ANYMORE NOT LESS OUTSIDE THAT YOU ARE SUFFICIENT"
and 
"You are the sweetest and the cutest and the most beautiful and the smartest and I love you"
(But I got the last one all by myself; are you proud?)

So can I just say
ADORABLE, gramps~
Not what I was looking for, but I'll let this one go.

 

103. Do you remember that time I twisted your words to make you say that I have the greatest face? Then you were like "No, I didn't mean that, I don't think you have a great face!"? And then I acted all offended and went to have dinner and left you hanging there, heh, old daddy?

104. Wasn't that a great memory, grandpapa?

105. Aren't I really mean, grandad?

Sheesh.

106. WHY HAVE YOU NEVER TRIED ALCOHOL OLDIE?

107. Would you believe me if I told you that I'm wasted 99% of the time, old papa?

108. Okay, a funny story it is, grampy?

Ah, I see you are a man of c-

Wait.

109. You do realise that whale sharks are a breed of shark, rather than whale, gramps?

smh

110. Don't you think hammerhead sharks look so derpy, gramps?

111. Opinion on orca whales, gramps?

Aww, thanks~

I think I might've received brain damage from that shelf the other day, though...

112. Can we agree that the weirdness of these questions is down to that shelf incident, rather than my actual brain, grampy?

113. Then what would you do, old timer?

 

114. Imagine a life without memes. What would you feel?

115. Did you, or did you not, bench Felicia?

116. Say something risque in Dutch!

101. Since you started threatening me with canceling meme themes, Alm.

102. You knew from the start that I'd reject this, Alm.

... Uhhhhhm, yes, that'll do.
(I'm proud of you for getting that last one by yourself, Alm.)

103. Oh right; actually, you've been a terrorist for way longer then, Albine.

104. All memories with you are really great, Almpie.

105. I knew that already, Almers.

106. BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL ANY NEED TO YOUNGSTER

107. I already believe that, little one.

108. Heh, remember when I told you about my sister stalking you and you told me to tell her that she's creepy as fuck, young one? 
So this one time when we were having dinner with the family I said to my sister: "Natalie thinks you're creepy as fuck," and then my mom said: "Cweepy how much?" and we all laughed because our mom is a meme.

109. ... I have no idea how I managed to do that! I know whale sharks are sharks because they're my favorite sharks.
Time to commit sudoku, Alm.

110. Yes, and I love them. They just look like such adorable idiots, Alm.

111. They're cool, I guess. There's better whales out there though. Aren't they super cruel too, Alm?

112. Hmm, I'm not sure, Alm...

113. Try to figure out who you actually are, kiddo.

114. Pretty good. You don't miss things you don't realize could exist.

115. I did not. I made Daniella my staffbot and bunched Azama instead. It's a shame his bumface couldn't produce children with Azura's bichface, but alas...

116. Your requests just keep getting weirder, don't they?

[badatfireemblem]

31 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

102. You knew from the start that I'd reject this, Alm.

Well then!

You'll never know.

31 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

104. All memories with you are really great, Almpie.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

117. Did I ever say how adorable you are, gramps?

But the real question is:

118. Do you think I have a great face, gramps?

31 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

108. Heh, remember when I told you about my sister stalking you and you told me to tell her that she's creepy as fuck, young one? 
So this one time when we were having dinner with the family I said to my sister: "Natalie thinks you're creepy as fuck," and then my mom said: "Cweepy how much?" and we all laughed because our mom is a meme.

OMG

AMAZING

119. Should I still be scared of your sister?

31 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

111. They're cool, I guess. There's better whales out there though. Aren't they super cruel too, Alm?

Hmmm

In the wild, orcas do hunt other whales, but that's just carnivores. I assume the "super cruel" you're talking about probably stems from Tilikum the orca whale who was kept in captivity at SeaWorld as a show whale for events. I believe he ended up killing three people.

It's a complicated topic, and I have my own views on the matter, but I'm sure you can do your own research if you want to.

31 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

115. I did not. I made Daniella my staffbot and bunched Azama instead. It's a shame his bumface couldn't produce children with Azura's bichface, but alas...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now Azama and Azura will never have bichbum children together!!!!!!!!

120. Do you feel ashamed of yourself, old man?

31 minutes ago, Claudius I said:

116. Your requests just keep getting weirder, don't they?

121. Old man, just do it already!

 

122. Do you have a favourite LotR meme, gramps?

122. Ya seen Star Wars, gramps?

123. What Disney films you seen, gramps?

124. Ever eaten vegan pizza, gramps?

125. What do you make of tofu, gramps?

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[Julius Nepos]

34 minutes ago, Natalie said:

Well then!

You'll never know.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

117. Did I ever say how adorable you are, gramps?

But the real question is:

118. Do you think I have a great face, gramps?

OMG

AMAZING

119. Should I still be scared of your sister?

Hmmm

In the wild, orcas do hunt other whales, but that's just carnivores. I assume the "super cruel" you're talking about probably stems from Tilikum the orca whale who was kept in captivity at SeaWorld as a show whale for events. I believe he ended up killing three people.

It's a complicated topic, and I have my own views on the matter, but I'm sure you can do your own research if you want to.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now Azama and Azura will never have bichbum children together!!!!!!!!

120. Do you feel ashamed of yourself, old man?

121. Old man, just do it already!

 

122. Do you have a favourite LotR meme, gramps?

122. Ya seen Star Wars, gramps?

123. What Disney films you seen, gramps?

124. Ever eaten vegan pizza, gramps?

125. What do you make of tofu, gramps?

117. Alm.

118. Probably, yeah, Alm.

119. Nah, she's harmless. She can be annoying when she feels like being bitchy though.

120. Pretty sure this isn't the first time I told you about benching Azama, youngster! 
Yeah, I remember telling you: "She's Takumi's problem now."

121. I don't even know what I should say, youngster!

122. Yes, Alm.

122. I've seen the original three and the sequels, Alm.

123. I don't remember, Alm.

124. I can't recall. I know I've had spinach pizza, but I don't know if that was 100% vegan. I don't pay attention to these things, Alm.

125. What do you mean, Alm?

[Julius Nepos]

On 9-11-2017 at 4:16 AM, SullyMcGully said:

11. What's your favorite Gollum riddle?

11. I promised I'd get back to this.

I'm really fond of

Quote

A box without hinges, key, or lid, 
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

but

Quote

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

just speaks to me.

So the latter is probably my favorite.