GameFAQs Best Game Ever Contest

[solrocknroll]

lol melee is the worst smash

Tiny roster, boring stages, homogenized music, annoyingly quick and heavy gameplay, and terrible broken glitches like wavedashing.

I'd vote something like Fallout which I've never played over Melee

also it helps that Undertale is the legit GOTY* along with Woolly World and sort of Kirby and the Rainbow Curse so that sad attempt at being snarky image doesn't help your case. I actually hope Undertale beats Ocarina of Time because Ocarina is vanilla and boring compared to WW, TP, and SS.

*not far enough in xenoblade

[euklyd]

lol

[maybe]

lol melee is the worst smash

Tiny roster, boring stages, homogenized music, annoyingly quick and heavy gameplay, and terrible broken glitches like wavedashing.

you're joking right

"worst smash" seriously

i mean who the fuck is going to ever accidentally encounter "terrible broken glitches like wavedashing"

anyway my thoughts on this

gamefaqs sucks dick so does this contest and it's hilarious seeing people get pissy about undertale winning things

if it wins the contest i will sign up on gamefaqs and personally write a message in the undertale board thanking everyone for providing such great entertainment

i don't think undertale should've been included in the first place due to how you can't compare it to basically any of these games which is a large reason that this contest sucks dick a lot of these matchups make no sense

the basic idea of the contest is dumb anyway why couldn't it just be "choose a game to vote for" and just count all of those why only put certain ones in the thing to begin with

why is gamefaqs so dumb

[Chen]

lol melee is the worst smash

Tiny roster, boring stages, homogenized music, annoyingly quick and heavy gameplay, and terrible broken glitches like wavedashing.

I'd vote something like Fallout which I've never played over Melee

also it helps that Undertale is the legit GOTY* along with Woolly World and sort of Kirby and the Rainbow Curse so that sad attempt at being snarky image doesn't help your case. I actually hope Undertale beats Ocarina of Time because Ocarina is vanilla and boring compared to WW, TP, and SS.

*not far enough in xenoblade

gonna post my entire collection of disgust

[Dim]

lol melee is the worst smash

Tiny roster, boring stages, homogenized music, annoyingly quick and heavy gameplay, and terrible broken glitches like wavedashing.

I'd vote something like Fallout which I've never played over Melee

also it helps that Undertale is the legit GOTY* along with Woolly World and sort of Kirby and the Rainbow Curse so that sad attempt at being snarky image doesn't help your case. I actually hope Undertale beats Ocarina of Time because Ocarina is vanilla and boring compared to WW, TP, and SS.

*not far enough in xenoblade

OwO

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

A-Are you going to call the police on me for w-wave cheating..?

[Sunwoo]

The more you guys react to things, the more people are going to want to do things.

[Jedi]

Yes lets not feed the troll please.

[Chen]

The more you guys react to things, the more people are going to want to do things.

this guy has a point

[peener weener]

lol melee is the worst smash

Tiny roster, boring stages, homogenized music, annoyingly quick and heavy gameplay, and terrible broken glitches like wavedashing.

I'd vote something like Fallout which I've never played over Melee

also it helps that Undertale is the legit GOTY* along with Woolly World and sort of Kirby and the Rainbow Curse so that sad attempt at being snarky image doesn't help your case. I actually hope Undertale beats Ocarina of Time because Ocarina is vanilla and boring compared to WW, TP, and SS.

*not far enough in xenoblade

pretend i said everything this guy says except more inflammatory

[Chen]

pretend i said everything this guy says except more inflammatory

the proper response would be something like

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD

[Dim]

The more you guys react to things, the more people are going to want to do things.

B-But I want him to keep going...

[Chen]

[Soledai]

...What did I just come into...

Chan put that away, there are kids around

[Soledai]

You're right that does sound like the best thing ever. Makes me want to try it just for that. :0

Also yes, the mystara games are quite good, if not frustrating at times

[Chen]

...What did I just come into...

Chan put that away, there are kids around

[Tryhard]

he's not a troll (probably at least) just someone who can't take others opinions and supposedly holds the knowledge of the objective truths in the universe

so pretty much a lot of the people caring a lot about the gamefaqs poll

Edited December 14, 2015 by Tryhard

[euklyd]

Its only the Melee community that think that its OK to play the old game. They don't want to play the new games on the grounds that "its different" while ignoring that every sequel is different. Heck SF4 added and removed mechanics and SC2 replaced units from SC1. Melee is not the norm. They think its OK to see games from 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2001.

Smash 4 is entitled to Melee's success. Melee zealots don't want to give it up.

[peener weener]

the proper response would be something like

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD

good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats ✔ some goodshit rightth ere right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit

[Chen]

why is ivan the terrible wearing underwear if it's in russia

[Chen]

Its only the Melee community that think that its OK to play the old game. They don't want to play the new games on the grounds that "its different" while ignoring that every sequel is different. Heck SF4 added and removed mechanics and SC2 replaced units from SC1. Melee is not the norm. They think its OK to see games from 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2001.

Smash 4 is entitled to Melee's success. Melee zealots don't want to give it up.

ONLINE FOR GLORY 1V1 3,2,1... GO! IN THE HEAT OF THE BATTLE I'M DODGING, I'M GRABBING, I'M NAIRING. BOOM! UP-TILT, BAIR! MY OPPONENT CAN'T COMPREHEND WHAT HE'S SEEING, THIS GUY SEEMS LIKE A NOOB, I GET A LITTLE COCKY... I FIRE SOME SHOTS OFF... BIG MISTAKE CUZ MY FUCKIN GUN TAKE 2 HOURS TO PUT BACK IN MY HOLSTER. THE OPPONENT PUNISHES ME. LANDS SOME BULLSHIT HOMO COMBO ON ME, LAUNCHES ME. I'M COMING BACK BABY, YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME THIS EASY! UP-SPECIAL!!!! Gust of wind pushes me farther away and I die.... IS THIS SAKURAIS IDEA OF A JOKE? THIS IS REMINISCENT OF THE BRAWL TRIPPING DAYS.... I'M ABOUT TO HOP OFF THIS WILD RIDE EDIT: YOU GUYS ARE PULLIN MY PANTIES... NONE OF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS?!?! EDIT 2: HOW DO I RECORD MATCHES ON MY WII U?! I'M GONNA SHOW YOU ALL THAT I'M NOT CRAZY

good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats ✔ some goodshit rightth ere right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome. That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

[peener weener]

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Edited December 14, 2015 by fuccboi

[Komeiji Koishi]

chen what.

[euklyd]

ONLINE FOR GLORY 1V1 3,2,1... GO! IN THE HEAT OF THE BATTLE I'M DODGING, I'M GRABBING, I'M NAIRING. BOOM! UP-TILT, BAIR! MY OPPONENT CAN'T COMPREHEND WHAT HE'S SEEING, THIS GUY SEEMS LIKE A NOOB, I GET A LITTLE COCKY... I FIRE SOME SHOTS OFF... BIG MISTAKE CUZ MY FUCKIN GUN TAKE 2 HOURS TO PUT BACK IN MY HOLSTER. THE OPPONENT PUNISHES ME. LANDS SOME BULLSHIT HOMO COMBO ON ME, LAUNCHES ME. I'M COMING BACK BABY, YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME THIS EASY! UP-SPECIAL!!!! Gust of wind pushes me farther away and I die.... IS THIS SAKURAIS IDEA OF A JOKE? THIS IS REMINISCENT OF THE BRAWL TRIPPING DAYS.... I'M ABOUT TO HOP OFF THIS WILD RIDE EDIT: YOU GUYS ARE PULLIN MY PANTIES... NONE OF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS?!?! EDIT 2: HOW DO I RECORD MATCHES ON MY WII U?! I'M GONNA SHOW YOU ALL THAT I'M NOT CRAZY

YOU HAVE IT BACKWARDS any game called smash will have the same amount of success. You melee tards need to realize this already because you have never been more popular than any other smash interpretation, sure you all refuse to let go. But that's it you all refuse to let go so we can still see you and you can see that you are out numbered.

When brawl was out it was more popular than melee because it is called smash, when PM was out it was more popular than melee because it was the newest smash, right now Smash 4 is more popluar than melee and its only been a year. But you can all rationalize this somehow as it being about your game and how big your dick gets when you wave dash and how everyone can enjoy your dick being erect while they see you wave dashing.

[Chen]

> I was BANNED from my local melee hell facebook group. They use the local shitposting irc chat to host this and TOLD ME BY EMAIL IF I CAME THERE THEY WOULD BAN MY IP ADDRESS. This was out of nowhere so I immediately called the admin, who told me why. He said it was because I was frequently unfunny and reposting. He said that I yell at new members and make them uncomfortable and scared, and that a memer quit because of me. While I DO sometimes get frustrated and vocalize it, so do many other people I am simply being discriminated against my windows version is naturally slower than most. also the truth is a memer never quit that is a complete lie, he was just butthurt that he was worst than everyone there. I'm so fucking irate. I've been a member of this community FOR YEARS and just now I'm a bad memer? I am entitled to a certain level of RESPECT for being a veteran shitposter. I'm looking into finding a lawyer who get me unbanned. There MUST be a law that prevents people from arbitrarily banning others from certain IRC chats without written documents proving it (the admin just SAID I was banned he did not provide any evidence.) The admin isn't rich or anything so I don't think I would have to ask a lot from him, I think he'd break under just pressure of lawsuit

[peener weener]

It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.

... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.