Inactive Account Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 ...I hate y'all. -sneeze- And these trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees. These trees! Think I'll go hide in a clean room until the semester's over... ~tries to see through the burning of eyes~ ~bashes into tree~ ~skin turns into pain~ ARGH MY IMMUNE SYSTEM IS A TRAITOR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 I killed my allergies by willing them out of existence. I'm being serious. You can do it too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Those bases suck. CATS took 'em all away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I am the woods arson... I hate trees... I want to burn them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 The ones here are apparently toxic to me. I can't take allergy medicine because all I have is Benadryl, and I don't have time to be drowsy. My eyes... pain... suffering... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousefire Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 There's a monster that lives 'neath your bed Oh for crying out loud it's a futon on the floor He must be flat as a board There's a creature that lurks behind the door Though I've checked there 15 times When I leave then he arrives Every night Tell the monster that lives 'neath your bed To go somewhere else instead Or you'll kick him in the head Tell the creature that lurks behind the door If he knows what's good he won't come here no more Cause you'll kick in his butt at the count of four Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight Now it's time to close your tired eyes There are devils to slay and dragons to ride If they see you coming, hell they better hide Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight Goodnight my little slayer goodnight Tell the monster that eats children, that you taste bad And you're sure you'd be the worst he's ever had If he eats you, don't you fret, just cut him open with an axe Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad Tell the harpies that land on your bed post That at the count of five you'll roast them alive Tell the devil it's time you gave him his due He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes Cause the mightiest, scariest, creature is you Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight Now it's time to close your tired eyes There's devils to slay and dragons to ride If they see you coming, hell they better hide Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight Goodnight my little slayer goodnight I won't tell you, there's nothing 'neath your bed I won't sell you, that it's all in your head This world of ours is not as it seems The monsters are real but they're not in your dreams Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat, you'll need it for some of the people you meet Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight Now its time to close your tired eyes There are devils to slay and dragons to ride If they see you coming, hell they better hide Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight Goodnight my little slayer goodnight Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight Goodnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I might change my name to Zethra. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Don't do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 'Kay. The Zethra mug's pissing me off, anyway. Can't find eyes that make Old Eliwood not look senile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 I SLAUGHTER THE FATTED ULTIMA, FOR A USER WAS LOST AND HAS NOW BEEN FOUND! WE MUST CELEBRATE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 What does a fat Ultima look like? Probably like the crappy drawings on those 'NEAT TRICK FOR A TINY BELLY' ads that piss me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 The ones here are apparently toxic to me. I can't take allergy medicine because all I have is Benadryl, and I don't have time to be drowsy. My eyes... pain... suffering... Wow, sorry to hear that dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Quickly, grab a sword or a crossbow! I'm going out to kill the bitch that wrote Twilight! I saw like the last three minutes of the UK debate. According to an expert that wandered on about five minutes later Liberal Democrats guy was the best. GO LIBERAL DEMOCRATS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Watch your fucking language, Furetchen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 I think if you kill Meyer, the fangirls will fight each other to take her place... which looks like a good thing because they kill each other, but when you realize that one will eventually be in charge of all that is Twilight... it can only get worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 I don't think the fangirls are any worse than Meyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Hire the Heavy from TF2. He'll be glad to help us for enough sandviches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchet Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 HEY GAIZ. twilight's not all that bad..... ....if you ignore the fact that vampires can actually be cool and not attracted to whiny bitches who cheat on them for werewolves who hate vampires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Werewolf > Classical Vampire >>>>>>> Schindler's List IN SPACE >>> Twilight Vampire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousefire Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 (edited) Hover over Edited April 19, 2010 by mousefire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Ah epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I know, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 lolwut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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