Ansem Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 are you 4? You try coming up with a better poem off the top of your head. are you 0? gotteeem you cant think of a lower number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted May 26, 2016 Author Share Posted May 26, 2016 are you a sperm and egg cell that is yet to meet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 if it helps jesus isnt the only person ive had to reject from this course there are at least 20 other non-saviors that i've sent that exact email to (replacing Jesus with their name) however, my acts of defiance should also settle this unnecessarily long debate anyway tl;dr i'm fronting because i fear eternal damnation Bringing up old threads that gives the mods stress is grounds for banning I was gonna link to the very helpful www.thebricktestament.com but they don't seem to cover Peter denying Jesus smh I prefer this Bible. 31Ova dea, Jesus tell um, All you guys goin bum out cuz you no can handle da shame fo wat goin happen to me tonite. Cuz God wen say befo time inside da Bible, I goin kill da sheep farma, an all his sheeps goin run all ova da place. 32But I goin come back alive afta I mahke, an den, I going Galilee side. Den you guys goin go by me ova dea. 33Den Peter say, Eh, no way, Boss! No matta all da odda guys bum out an like go way from you, eh, no way I eva goin do dat! 34Jesus tell him, You tink so? I tell you dis: Befo da roosta make noise early today, three times you goin say dat you donno who me. 35But Peter tell him, No way! Not even! No matta I gotta mahke wit you, no way I goin say I donno who you! An all da odda guys say same ting. --- Now then. . .leave judgment unto God, and cut it out. All of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) Now then. . .leave judgment unto God, and cut it out. All of you. But he doesn't accept a guy who can walk on water and turn it into wine in his lab... Now that's physics. Me think he is scared that Jesus will steal all the spotlight. Like: *I'm supposed to be the teacher.* Edited May 26, 2016 by Naughx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 But he doesn't accept a guy who can walk on water and turn it into wine in his lab... Now that's physics. Me think he is scared that Jesus will steal all the spotlight. Like: *I'm supposed to be the teacher.* I'm going to assume you didn't read the thread and just posted this to be funny. Protip: READ THE THREAD before trying to be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I prefer this Bible. illustrations bring so much more to the bible than simply an accurate translation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crysta Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 like jesus cares he's still a rock star he's got his rock moves and he don't need you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 like jesus cares he's still a rock star he's got his rock moves and he don't need you [spoiler=judas is a better rock star] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 like jesus cares he's still a rock star he's got his rock moves and he don't need you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 if it helps jesus isnt the only person ive had to reject from this course there are at least 20 other non-saviors that i've sent that exact email to (replacing Jesus with their name) however, my acts of defiance should also settle this unnecessarily long debate anyway tl;dr i'm fronting because i fear eternal damnation Jesus is just incompatible with Physics teachers who have their labs full of students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 because god is great! just kidding there is no god! know what else is great and exists the great ace attorney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted May 26, 2016 Author Share Posted May 26, 2016 Protip: READ THE THREAD before trying to be funny.in his defense nobody reads fftf threads however i am a diligent user and i read all fftf threads its a shame we cant say the same for Naughx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 in his defense nobody reads fftf threads e-hem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) I never read FftF blocks of text. I skip directly to the last page then skim some posts. This is also the case for both HHH and FE4 Thread, I mostly never read the previous pages. Edited May 27, 2016 by Naughx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I never read FftF blocks of text. I skip directly to the last page then skim some posts. This is also the case for both HHH and FE4 Thread, I mostly never read the previous pages. Cool. So on the off-chance a mod says "don't do that", and you don't listen, it'll be an automatic warn~! Let this be a lesson to read through everything first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I'm halfway through reading the bible and it's a decent read so far, nobody spoil the ending for me, I've got to the dinner party chapter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I'm halfway through reading the bible and it's a decent read so far, nobody spoil the ending for me, I've got to the dinner party chapter. Stuff is written. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I'm halfway through reading the bible and it's a decent read so far, nobody spoil the ending for me, I've got to the dinner party chapter. Spoiler: the next 3 books are very repetitive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Spoiler: the next 3 books are very repetitive. I really hate it when they rehash the original's plot for sequels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I really hate it when they rehash the original's plot for sequels. Luke added a lot of stuff to the canon, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Luke added a lot of stuff to the canon, though. Also, he wrote a sequel that puts a lot into context, especially this one Jewish guy who wrote quite a bit of the lore. And he was named after Israel's first king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I really hate it when they rehash the original's plot for sequels. They rebooted that story faster than the Spider-man franchise. Luke added a lot of stuff to the canon, though. Yeah, but he plagiarized Mark for his original work. Also, he wrote a sequel that puts a lot into context, especially this one Jewish guy who wrote quite a bit of the lore. And he was named after Israel's first king. Oh, that was a great origin story, with his road to Damascus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I prefer this Bible. i own a print copy of the pidgin bible, a+ eyes emoji shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) actually i should use "some kine love and aloha" for a title someday Edited May 27, 2016 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted May 29, 2016 Author Share Posted May 29, 2016 I really hate it when they rehash the original's plot for sequels.i thought joseph smith was a good protagonist in the most recent reboot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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