Renne Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 im not hillary or trump obvious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koneko Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 you can say you voted a cat into office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 I carry a big stick ;;;;;;))))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 You don't get a vote, this is a dictatorship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Because reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sylveonzoroark Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 i will distribute pet jellyfishes to every peasant under my rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 you shouldnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 you can say you voted a cat into office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Falchion Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 1021: "I'll wrap this Might Mudball of a world/all up in a bag/And be wild and free like Chaos itself!" 1022: I'm not sure if I would forgive them and if I did it would take me quite a while to do so. 1023: plate armor is cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 i'm not the one voting, come up with a reason yourself and don't be so lazy (like me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted October 16, 2016 Author Share Posted October 16, 2016 because i'm the cutest? duh? QOTD 1024 - do you use a security system for your house??? submitted by h4cker101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Falchion Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Do dogs count as a security system If so, then yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C. Turtle Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I live in the middle of nowhere, and there's almost always someone home, so no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 i have a machete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twice Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 let's find out ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinumi Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpent of Sheol Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 my room is literally a weapon stockpile come at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 i don't own a house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 1023: The Hittite great kingship is hereditary, not elective. 1024: I don't own a house, so I have no idea. Ask my parents or my landlady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 as far as I know, we have nothing outside of goats, chickens, a dog, cat, snake, like three guns, a giant boar spear, two or so bows, and several swords Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) we have keys very sharp and cleverly placed keys Edited October 16, 2016 by TheEnd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) My house uses the art of deception to keep itself safe. By looking like it's already been burgled, it makes potential thieves believe there is nothing worth taking! Edited October 16, 2016 by Shin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niqo Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 We do actually have a security system. It's not recommended you try to break into my house since even I have tripped off my own alarm. And there's also a very tempting silver button that will call the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 what house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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