Rex Glacies Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Avast, landlubbers of the Forest! It be "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" on ye 19th of Septembeer! So, arr! Put on ye best eye patches! Find yer best exotic birds to place upon yer shoulder! Speak in yarr best swashbuckling accents! And ignore the historical inaccuracies and celebrate with a bottle of rum and a walk off the plank! Arr! I be celebrating with me greatest pirate jokes, here to share with ye blumbering landlubers. Avast, here be a few: What has eight legs and eight eyes? Spoiler Eight pirates! Arr! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Spoiler Because 'e was standin on the deck! Why are pirates called pirates? Spoiler Just because they arr! I be addin more in the future, but just remember to add yer "arrs" and "aye-ayes" to ye casual conversations! And anchors away! Arr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttmuncher.ops Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 aye grill u thicc gimme summa dat booty, ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Druid Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 This be me favorite day evarrr! Why couldn't the pirate preschooler see the movie? Spoiler Because it was rated arrrrrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Raise the sails and pull the anchor lads, we're off to scrounge up some fine booty! Give the landlubbers a gutting if they try to stop you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted September 19, 2017 Author Share Posted September 19, 2017 (edited) 9 hours ago, Dragoncat said: This be me favorite day evarrr! Why couldn't the pirate preschooler see the movie? Reveal hidden contents Because it was rated arrrrrr! Shiver me timbers! Ye be stealin me jokes! But avast! That is pirating, is it not, matey? Arr! And @Armagon! Ye have good taste in music, matey! But enough talkin. It be time for more of me authentic pirate humor! How did the pirate acquire a cheap ship? Spoiler It was on sail! What's a pirate's favorite restaurant? Spoiler Arr-bys! (Arbys.) What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Spoiler Ya think it be "Arr" but it really the sea! Edited September 19, 2017 by Rex Glacies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 AHOY MATES!! Today shall be a grrrrrreat day me mateys!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted September 19, 2017 Author Share Posted September 19, 2017 (edited) Avast, me hearties yo ho! I be back with more of me comedy! What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two legs, and two hands? Spoiler A beginner! What grades did the pirate get in school? Spoiler High Cs! Ahahahah! Where does a pirate shop for hooks? Spoiler At a second hand store! Edited September 20, 2017 by Rex Glacies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 KK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 Away the anchors and host the mast! I be back with more of me jokes and befuddlements! What's the Kraken's favorite food? Spoiler Fish and ships! Why does it take a pirate so long to complete the alphabet? Spoiler 'Cause they can spend years at C! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 Ahoy, me ship be sinkin and the day be yonder. But whilst a good capt'n be goin' down with his ship, I have me last jokes to occupy me heart: What are the ten letters of a pirate's alphabet? Spoiler Aye-aye, arr, and the seven seas! Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only important if you're a pirate. Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast? Spoiler IHOP! And away mates! I hope ye be enjoy'n this holiday as much as I! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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