Stephen the Great Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 ... no-one, since that's only what Loptyr was drunkenly fantasizing about. So Loptyr pulled out a calculus textbook and attempted to prove the following set of equations: Now Validar was passing by; he saw this, and said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Sigismund of Luxemburg said: ... no-one, since that's only what Loptyr was drunkenly fantasizing about. So Loptyr pulled out a calculus textbook and attempted to prove the following set of equations: Now Validar was passing by; he saw this, and said... "IT COMES. CTHULU RLYEH FHTAGN!!!!" Loptyr disappears in a puff of logic--all Reason and Mathmatics failing. Validar's face flesh bursts open in an expanding mass of cancer polyps and tooth-ringed orifices and reproductive tentacles, uncoiling upon a horrified... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomalocaris Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 ...Jedah. Jedah is distraught by this betrayal from a fellow Gharnef-archetype, but is mercifully rescued by Cervantes, whose moustache grows and extends outward to do battle with Validar's face-tentacles in a clash for the ages. Eventually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 (edited) ... a passing Gharnef came by and pacified Validar by giving him five bottles of Finlandia and three glasses of Stolichnaya and telling him to prove this set of equations: Validar started shouting about how math equations and being drunk were his two favorite things in life and got to work. Now when Jamke read about this in the Marpha Times-Observer (headline: LOCAL DARK CULTIST PACIFIED BY CALCULUS), his reaction was... @Shoblongoo: *CTHULHU - all hail grammar! Edited November 15, 2017 by Sigismund of Luxemburg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 ...to finally get over his alcohol addiction, since it was clearly affecting him too much. He went to see the nearest counselor, who was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 ...Nils. Nils lazily just tells him to stop drinking, so he punches the poor boy in the knee. Lyn finds Nils, nurses him back to health, and they fall in love. They have a wedding, and riots break out in the streets of Caelin and the plains of Sacae, protesting against it. The couple is aided by Roy, who transforms into an Ice Dragon and freezes the angry mob. Ninian arrives, reprimanding her son for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 ...supporting the marriage, because Ninian did not approve of that ship. Roy felt that she was being inconsiderate of Nils and Lyn's feelings of true love, so he... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 ...brought in Lucius to administer the ceremony. After they had a wedding feast, everyone started arguing again until Eliwood pointed out the sheer amount of lolis in the franchise, and how they needed a counterbalance for it. Some people, like Ninian, sighed and agreed, but others, like Velouria, Riceload (Caeldori), and Sophie disagreed. The ones against it started to attack the Lycians and Ice Dragons, while Marth called Draug for assistance, and he choked the point, enabling the ones being attacked to survive. After breaking all of their weapons in the face of Draug's Defense stat, someone came in, who was very angry at the mess they made. That person was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 ... this general, who looked even edgier and angrier at that time than he does in this picture. The General called in the Thracian knights under Arion, who took all the screaming characters back to their parents to get a spanking. Now when Dame Riceload (Caeldori) was brought back to Subaki, and his wife (insert female FE character here) by a Thracian dragomaster bearing the list of charges, the couple's reaction was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperMorian Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ... shock, assuming they were Nohrians. Though it didn't appear that she was harmed by any, they still had their doubts. Riceload (Caeldori) then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomalocaris Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, HyperMorian said: ... shock, assuming they were Nohrians. Though it didn't appear that she was harmed by any, they still had their doubts. Riceload (Caeldori) then... noticed that her name contains the letters "dorca" and realized that it is her destiny to be with Dorcas, despite his already being married. She attempted to woo Dorcas away from his wife, but that ended in disaster when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 They all died then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Torch Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...Shigure came in with all of his teen angst, seeking to rule Valla. He recruited Lute in order to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ... transform her into an actual lute so he could play a song and save everyone from death... and then rule over the still uninhabited Valla. Lute, of course, objected to this idea and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Turned Shigure into a lute, then threw shigure away Lute then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Torch Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...assumed her rule as the "Goddess of the Stoned". Warriors throughout the realm were too mellow to react. All seemed lost when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...eight legendary heroes came down from the sky and announced their intentions to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ... hold a bake-off to raise funds for Gangrel's Massacre-a-Month charity organization, which was designed to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...hold Monthly Massacres (duh) in various locales across the outrealms. The primary donor was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomalocaris Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Emmeryn, who donated Lissa's severed head to the cause. As thanks for this generous donation, Gangrel agreed to hose the next Massacre-a-Month event at... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...Serenes Forest Forums, which greatly upsetted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 ... @eclipse, who had the organizers dressed up in seal costumes and defenestrated. Now when Duma, recently elected speaker of the Rigelian Duma (Russian equivalent of Parliament), heard of this, his reaction was to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renkindle Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...attempt to stop the massacre at once! He set out to find... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 ... Vladimir Putin, but only found... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomalocaris Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Vladimir Poutine, his Canadian cousin made of french fries, gravy, and cheese curds. Duma promptly gobbled Poutine up, but was immediately beset by stomach cramps; it turns out it wasn't Vladimir Poutine, but in fact a Fire Emblem character cleverly disguised as him- it was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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