DragonFlames Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Groggily get up, then wonder why it's so warm, realize why that is, grab all the important things and get the hell outta there. 6 hours ago, Dragoncat said: I laughed omg. Glad you did! 😄 WWYDI your pet suddenly started talking to you with very refined words? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 "Cor, dear fellow, where did you learn how to speak in a manner that implies great erudition?" WWYDI you're at the store and you see someone grabbing the last copy of PoR just as you were about to buy it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Ask nicely if I can buy it instead. WWYDI if shit flew out your butt right now as you read this question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 27, 2019 Author Share Posted October 27, 2019 Go wtf and be extremely worried and annoyed. WWYDI you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite sex, but with double the opposite sex parts? So...two penises and four testicles or four breasts and two vaginas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Freak out, probably. WWYDI you had your fly open during an important meeting? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Pretend I do not notice and show off my junk. WWYDI you were nominated to do a rectal exam by the TSA in public to show that it is quick and harmless and pleasurable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Politely decline and offer the position to someone next to me... unless the pay is good at least. WWYDI you saw a bunch of middle aged guys singing and dancing to "Single Ladies" in the middle of a densely populated city where everyone can see and half of them were relatives of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 28, 2019 Author Share Posted October 28, 2019 Laugh. WWYDI you got an anchovy and pineapple pizza delivered and you didn't order it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Take it. It's still food. WWYDI the hot single girl at work bumps into you and ends up spilling hot coffee on your only white button-down shirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Ask her out on a date and show her a real life Hot Coffee mod. WWYDI if you accidentally signed a contract with the devil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 A contract is a contract. I'd be thrilled to honor it. WWYDI you're asked to solve a complex algebraic equation while riding a bike up a high wire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Probably crash. WWYDI you got blue balls, blue waffles, pink eye, black eye, red eye, yellow fever, gangrene, white matter disease, and black death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 28, 2019 Author Share Posted October 28, 2019 (edited) Die. WWYDI your mom got a pink mohawk? Edited October 28, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 She probably was drunk. WWYDI if you got a third arm that replaces one of your legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 I'd be really freaked out at first and then lament the fact that I now have one "leg" that's shorter than the other, resulting in me having to walk all wobbly for probably the rest of my life. WWYDI Taco Bell introduced a new taco called the Cohete Pedo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) Leave. Â WWYDI Batta the beast came to your school? Edited October 29, 2019 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Start Fire Emblem Heroes and summon Eliwood from my Barracks. WWYDI if your steak is bleu (rarer than rare; charred outside, raw inside)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Steak is still steak. Chow time for me. WWYDI you were confronted by a time traveling assassin who came to announce its mission to kill you so it can stop you from causing the human race from suffering an overpopulation unlike anything humanity could imagine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Offer to procreate with the assassin if she is hot. Otherwise, I will just accept death. WWYDI you became a vampire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 I'd continue doing what I normally do--wear black, work during nighttime, and stay in my windowless flat all day. WWYDI you accidentally summon an elephant in the room after repeating the associated idiom three times (i.e, "addressing the elephant in the room")? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Call animal control and the Sacramento Zoo so they can give Rey (if female) or Ray the Second (if male) a good home. WWYDI if you see Bloody Mary in the mirror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 29, 2019 Author Share Posted October 29, 2019 Scream. WWYDI there was a naked crackhead on your roof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 If it is a hot chick, she will probably cause my compass to point North. If it is anyone else, I will probably point the trespasser out to the cops. WWYDI if your computer no longer works this instant? Mine just died on me. Pressing on button does not do anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 30, 2019 Author Share Posted October 30, 2019 Freak out and be very annoyed. WWYDI your phone turned into a toy airplane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 get mad that I now have to buy a new phone WWYDI This thing appeared and asked to form a contract Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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