Sarcastic_Yandere Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 (edited) 43.Install (and then announce) gloryholes in the bathrooms. 44.Start a pro wrestling ring in the workplace. 45.Bet on matches in the above ring. 46.Set up wars between Transformers, G.I. Joes and other toys brands. Anywhere. 47.Bet on the above wars. Edited May 3, 2018 by Sarcastic_Yandere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 43: try to take an upskirt pic of a coworker. 44: steal from the vending machine. 45: ask your boss if they are married, and then lol when they say “no”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 48. Dump soya sauce all over your boss's desk. 49. Arrange for your boss to be defenestrated into a vat of molasses. 50. Put karela/bitter-melon into your boss's food. 51. Speak only in foreign languages for a fortnight. 52. Play Fire Emblem all the time and not do any work. 53. Scream at the top of your lungs at random intervals, especially during meetings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 54: Rickrolling the company when they're gathered for the CEO's retirement ceremony 55: Placing the rosters for the week on the kitchen hob. 56. Using So Many Dumb Ways To Die for the Health and Safety seminars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) 57. Moon customers. 58. Lay on the floor and chant "Boring boring everything is boring boring boring!" Edited May 20, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 59. Lick somebody without their permission. 60. Douse super spicy hot sauce in everyone's lunch in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 61. Post the NSFW art you've made on a wall where everyone can see it. 62. Open a box you weren't supposed to open and teat it out while telling your boss, "I needed to make sure the box was full." 63. Try to promote your YouTube content when you have a mouth that your mother would be disappointed in. 64. Eat everything in the lunchroom fridge even if it isn't yours. 65. Stick something you normally wouldn't put in the lunchroom microwave. 66. Make a joke so inappropriate that even you feel uncomfortable saying it. 67. Use a sink as a toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 77. Blast Between Heaven and Earth in the store on Black Friday and give the customers medieval weapons. Announce over the intercom that whoever survives the War of the Eagle and Lion gets anything from the electronics section they want. This only works for retail workers. 78. Pee in the food for the customers. Only works for restaurant workers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 69. Make in appropriate 69 jokes constantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 71. Miscount or report the number of something completely on purpose. 72. Show customers what you are in the process of chewing. 73. Do the Death Nut Challenge during work hours. 74. Say that you brought back a life threatening disease from the planet Zendo when you did the Area 51 storming a few weeks ago that will activate in 55 minutes. 75. Tell your boss that your doctor told you you have 24 hours to live and that he's been trying to call you since yesterday. 76. Ask everyone on an intercom what a marriage and a twister have in common and then explain it to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 77. Yell “FOOD FIGHT!!!!” And then proceed to fling pie at the closest person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 78. Refuse to work unpaid overtime and go home at normal hours no matter what the boss says. Wait, that got a little too real, didn't it? 79. When your boss puts a load of paperwork on you, leave a post-it note on their door that says "Do it yourself, you lazy bum!" 80. When you're late to work and your boss questions you, use the following excuse: "There was a power outage and I was stuck on the escalator for two hours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 81. Give your boss a wedgie. 82. Poop in your cubicle and throw the poop across the room while yelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 84: Poop on your boss' desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 85. Drift a forklift 86. Loudly narrate every part of another coworker's job, as if you are a caster for an esports match 87. Putting laxatives in the pizza for the company pizza party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 88. Dress up like a human centipede for your job's Halloween party and allow it to impede on your progress. 89. Say you fell asleep during lunch hours and that's why you didn't show up after. 90. Treat your company kitchen the same way you would handle yours when you're baking a baked Alaska. 91. Throw dirt and poop onto your walls and furniture and explain you're in the process of making modern art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 (edited) 92. Take all the toilet paper in the bathroom and throw the toilet paper rolls across the parking lot so all your coworkers' cars are now mummified. 93. Egg your boss and call him Humpty Dumpty. 94. Splatter tomato juice everywhere, including the computers and important papers, to turn your workplace into a haunted house. 95. Dress up as a Nazi or KKK. 96. Dress up as your boss and over exaggerate all their bad behavior. 97. Pretend you knocked yourself out from tripping over or something, and when people come to you check your pulse or something, suddenly scream to scare them to give them a heart attack. 98. Make only Chewbacca noises whenever you open your mouth. 99. Barricade your workplace as if it were a zombie apocalypse. Edited October 30, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 100. Do all of the things listed prior to this one... in a single day. 101. Bring a pig to work and make it do whatever a spider pig can. 102. Wash your hair in a bathroom sink and say you're using the hand soap as shampoo. 103. Say you're running low on materials to do your job and you need an executive level pay raise to do it properly. 104. Break Rule #1 of Fight Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 105. Take pictures of your naked butt and distribute them around the office with a caption saying "This is what the boss can kiss". 106. If you're a man, say you want maternity leave. 106b. If you're a woman, say you're getting sterilized today so as to not accidentally get your (imaginary) husband/boyfriend pregnant. 106b2. If you're a homosexual woman, say you're getting sterilized today so as to not accidentally get your (imaginary) wife/girlfriend pregnant. 107. Troll your co-workers by saying "You're next!" while pointing at the obituaries in the newspaper. 108. Instead of an important business mail, send a list of every lewd game/movie/book you own and sign it with your boss' name. 109. Repeat every third third word in any any sentence your boss boss says to you you. Then pass it it off as if if they're just just hearing things. 110. When working at a construction site, use the crane to lift the portable toilet whenever someone uses it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 (edited) 111. Mess with a Ouija board and pretend to talk to your coworkers' dead loved ones. 112. Wear a Momo mask and stare at your coworkers in the bathroom stall. 113. Throw black widow spiders all over the place. Edited October 31, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 6 hours ago, DragonFlames said: 106. If you're a man, say you want maternity leave. 106b. If you're a woman, say you're getting sterilized today so as to not accidentally get your (imaginary) husband/boyfriend pregnant. 106b2. If you're a homosexual woman, say you're getting sterilized today so as to not accidentally get your (imaginary) wife/girlfriend pregnant. 114. Run around doing cartwheels yelling "I'm pregnant!" regardless of gender or sex or whatever. 115. Pretend your workplace is an omegaverse story. You are the alpha and you're rutting. Dry hump any coworker you dub an omega and fight any coworker you dub an alpha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 116. Use the Forklift Driver Klaus video to train new forklift drivers as how they should operate on worksites. 117. Tell everyone in the lunch room that you ordered special takeout for today and they can put their lunches away, then go to eat them while they're waiting throughout the lunch period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 118: Donuts with ranch dressing frosting. 119: Drink gatorade out of a windex bottle and eat vanilla pudding out of a mayonnaise jar in front of customers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 120. Take a piss and mark your territory like a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 121. At "Bring Your Kid to Work Day", go in bringing your mother or father and tell them to do your job for you while you play the part of the kid. 122. Clock in and then hide under the sink cupboard all day. 123. Lay down and sprawl on the ground and refuse to stand while saying, "I've fallen and I can't get up!" every time someone tells you to. 124. Stare at a wall and tell everyone who passes you by that you're making sure the paint dries properly. 125. Pick up a fire extinguisher and shout, "Sud party!" Proceed as implied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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