Karimlan Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Probably, but she treats this the same way Christopher Hitchens deals with an angry mob: make them angrier by being so damned smart. Why is the pronunciation of bologna nothing like its spelling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 I don't know, it's just baloney. How much is a bucket of fried chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Calculating for inflation, an entire truckload of gold plus three and a half buckets of fried chicken. Is it bad that I like Twi'leks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 Depends on what exactly those are. Why did I laugh for an hour last night at the sentence "One time I pooped in my ninja costume"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Because it's the last place you would want the world to know where you pooped in. If a safe is unlocked, is it still considered a safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Yes, but only if you wear a condom. Is Donald Trump the first President to commit incest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 Probably. If a stripper gets breast implants, can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Yes, she can claim insurance on it too. If you sneeze/fart/vomit/crap on your knuckles, will you be able to deal poison damage in a fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 Most definitely. If you hold a lit match in your knuckles, will you inflict fire damage in a fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Realistically, no. That requires you to hold the flame to the target for it to actually take affect. There's a video out there somewhere of a guy quickly dipping his hand in molten metal and taking it out with no damage. Are you ready for Smash Ultimate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 *Insert "my body is ready" meme here* Of course. Who isn't? What exactly does "following" someone on this site do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 I have no idea. Can you give me a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 If I did, what would you do with it? Am I the only one here who isn't that excited / hyped about Smash and / or Fire Emblem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 I'm worried. Why do I prefer truly depressed, sad, and broken characters instead of edgy, emo characters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Beats me. Shouldn't waffles be dry-cleaned instead of ironed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 56 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: I'm worried. Why do I prefer truly depressed, sad, and broken characters instead of edgy, emo characters? Interestingly enough, me too. On topic:Â Waffles are garbage good; make an omelette or French toast. Does this sentence make any sense at all to you: This sentence is not true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 About as much sense as the buffalo sentence. How would Waldo and Carmen Sandiego's kid turn out? Would he/she always be missing like his/her parents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 He/she could spend all his/her time in Lost and Found. Ever gotten in an airplane and they throw your luggage because you were being a jerk? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) No, because I don't often ride planes. Did you know that Your lie in April is a Shonen anime/manga despite it being a romance animee/manga? Edited June 15, 2018 by IfIHadToPickADude I spelled anime wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Nope. Y'ever pulled out a white nose hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 No Do you prefer people who have faith but no religion? or people who have religion but no faith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 Faith but no religion I guess. If terrorists and crabs are similar because they both irritate Bush, are illegal immigrants and sharks similar because they both irritate Trump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 I mean, from the sharks' perspective, the humans are the illegal immigrants, so I guess not? Why is bullfighting not outlawed yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Because it's cool. Why in the name of the ever eternal, ever powerful, always likes women other than his wife, secretly and unofficially the god of one night stands, Zeus is Hestia considered both the eldest and the youngest god? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Time paradox. If you live on the wrong side of the tracks, but wake up on the right side of the bed, do those two cancel each other out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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