Dismissed Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 It'll probably die. 3 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: A pickle that says "doh" like Homer Simpson. Real answer: Hide contents A sex toy meant to replace an erect penis for penetration. Some vibrate. What. Who wants to be in "the room where it happens"? (I'm talkin' 'bout where political compromises take place) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 I would. So I can go on a killing spree with a soup spoon, a handkerchief and tube socks. Ever tried boiling envelopes for soup stock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 No, as I rarely boil anything, much less envelopes. That, and I don't eat soup that often. 12 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: What. Thank you for giving the correct response. Spoiler ...Is it bad that I knew what that was prior to the question? And that I laughed at the joke? Doors 1 and 2 are better than 3 and 4, btw. Why did it take me two years to realize that Libra has the “scabbiest knees” because he prays a lot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Because it isn't that obvious a connection, unless you see a documentary where someone is on a pilgrimage where every step of the way they get down and pray, with pads on their hands and knees to avoid injury. How much worse can a translation get than this?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 This. Why are my fanfic ideas so weird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 I don’t know, but at least you’re trying. Why does Donald Trump like KFC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 Because it's AMERICAN without any connection to the people from "shithole countries". Why is Wendy's so sassy on twitter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 People like the cut of her jib. Whatever happened to alpha-carotene? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 It developed into beta-carotene. Why am I sick of Mexican food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) Too much tomatoes/onions/garlic/cheese/ground beef? Yeah, that happens to me too. In which case I get a beer. :P Ever seen a Ferrari with more than three coats of primer paint? Edited July 25, 2018 by Karimlan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Like this? What is Darling in the FranXX? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Apparently an anime that started this year, and made by Code: 000. Did... Veggitales get a "die a virgin" joke past the radar? (It's an outtake, granted, but still;): Spoiler You might need to turn the volume up to hear it, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 I have no idea. Why don't Xane and Gotoh appear in Awakening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) How are you so sure Xane didn't shapeshift into someone we know? Grapes? Edited July 25, 2018 by IfIHadToPickADude I sure can type well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 No we don't have any grapes and if you come in here one more time asking for them I'm going to nail you to the wall! Why are ducks funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Because Allah gold becomes a big Nani? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 (edited) Nani Counter: 6 That, was for Delta 23! Or, or was that 32? Edited July 26, 2018 by Hawkwing Added a video link, given that it's a reference. Spent too long trying to find it, but hey! I had a good laugh searching for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 26, 2018 Author Share Posted July 26, 2018 Purple because aliens don't wear hats. Wtf is nani? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Nani counter: 7 It's Japanese for "what". I have no idea why it's a meme. Would anyone be opposed to a Nintendo game with the art style of Awkward Zombie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 26, 2018 Author Share Posted July 26, 2018 I'd like it! But it probably won't happen because copyright issues and paying the artist and etc. If you're in hell, and you're mad at somebody, where do you tell them to go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 I don't know. Is it weird that INFINITY WAR SPOILERS: Spoiler Spiderman cries "I don't wanna go...", while in a recent musical, Wolverine was all "So tell me, do you wanna go?!" Lol at my weird in-joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 5 hours ago, Hawkwing said: I have no idea why it's a meme. Blame the weebs. Current question: I dunno I didn't read the spoilers 'cause I haven't seen Infinity War. Who is "the man," and why are we "stickin' it to him?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 The Man is the boss of the frat orcs in Kingdom of Loathing, so you probably sided with the hippies in the Frat-Hippy War. @IfIHadToPickADude, have you read the rest yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Idk ask him when he gets here, I guess. If a man walks into a bar, walks into a bar and walks into a bar why is the rabbi peeing mackerel? 11 hours ago, Hawkwing said: I have no idea why it's a meme. This is why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 26, 2018 Author Share Posted July 26, 2018 52 minutes ago, Pengaius said: If a man walks into a bar, walks into a bar and walks into a bar why is the rabbi peeing mackerel? Because the rabbi got drunk and ate too much fish. If Jesus can walk on water, and the body is 75% water, and I can walk on people, does that mean I'm 75% Jesus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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