DragonFlames Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Because that's METAL! Also, it looks cool, so why complain? How would you define pretentious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Pre*ten*tious: Adjective: attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed. I miss my old computer dictionary. The internet just isn't the same. What determines if a piece of music is "good" or "bad"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Differs from one person to the next. Contrary to what Bart Simpson says, can one really make friends with salad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 Maybe if they're vegan? When will Jesus bring the pork chops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Beats me. Maybe when Carlin rises from his grave (except he was cremated. And HIGH FIVE for referencing that old f*** from New York XD ) Does a supernatural being really play dice with the universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Probably, whenever they have free-time. Why is steampunk so cool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Because steampunk is awesome. Final Fantasy 6 for the win! I'm also thinking of a steampunk AU of my fanfic. How does it sound? Who is the best character in Final Fantasy 6? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 I haven’t gotten the true ending yet, but I’d say Alan. What would you do if a perverted Summon Creature asked you to talk dirty to him like a sexy woman so you can get past him? (this happens in Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 9, 2018 Author Share Posted October 9, 2018 As a woman myself I'd feel very unsafe and probably attack him. No thanks, I don't do interspecies, sir. I assume these creatures aren't humanoid? Or demons or something? Regardless...yeah. Why does "chicken" mean "coward"? Chickens can fuck you up, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Because you don't have to be an actual "Geek" to be able to bite off their heads. Fact is their neckbones are weak enough for human teeth to bite the head off of. Thus if they even try to fight back as hard as they can, there is no better way that a bigger creature can confirm the chicken's cowardice by definitively having their head. What you do afterwards... That's your business. What is love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hecatia Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Because you don't have to be an actual "Geek" to be able to bite off their heads. Fact is their neckbones are weak enough for human teeth to bite the head off of. Thus if they even try to fight back as hard as they can, there is no better way that a bigger creature can confirm the chicken's cowardice by definitively having their head. What you do afterwards... That's your business. What is love? Love is feeling like floating leaves, but being scared of the air blowers which I never saw one in real life and only on SpongeBob. Also I'm sure Cupid listens to the song where this question appears. Why is pizza made of dough and not from mashed potatoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, 1% Critical Hit said: Why is pizza made of dough and not from mashed potatoes? Because mashed potatoes are nasty. Ok not really but they are nasty on a pizza. Why does my internet keep crashing Edited October 9, 2018 by This boi uses Nino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 9, 2018 Author Share Posted October 9, 2018 Because you have crappy internet or maybe the wind's blowing too much. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 It didn't. It's just a skeleton. Is Metroid's gun part of his armor or is he a cyborg like Data from Star Wars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 The former. Why did the stepmother in Cinderella decide to name her cat after THE DEVIL?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Because *evillllllllllllllllllllllllllllll* Why do some days I lay wide awake 'til the sun hits my face and I fade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 9, 2018 Author Share Posted October 9, 2018 You must be nocturnal. If pigs are so smart, how have they not noticed we're raising them to turn into food for us yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Because pigs aren't that smart. Why am I writing an urban fantasy FE6 fanfic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 9, 2018 Author Share Posted October 9, 2018 Because you want to. Why is it people believe there are an infinite amount of stars in the sky, but if a sign says "wet paint" they have to touch it to see for themselves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Idiocy. If I'm not sick but I'm not well, then what am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Ghetto Superstar, that is what you are, coming from afar, reaching for the stars. What is Backstreet back from anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 The Frontstreet. Where do I fit into all of this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Inside all of us. What will be the first country to adopt Minion speak as the official language? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 A country that grows BANANAS! Why is there a dance named after me when I was a toddler? My nickname when I was two was Nae Nae. Don't ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Because the tv show Martin aired back in the 90s when you were a toddler. Why is no one able to understand who the "Best Girl" character, when it comes to any form of media, actually is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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