DarthR0xas Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Because many people can't understand the glory that is Felicia from Fire Emblem Fates, her beauty blinds others so badly they forget themselves and speak heretical words. How do you do geometric proofs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 From geometrics. Why am I not sleeping yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Too much coffee or you're simply not tired yet. Why do homophones exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 Because some words sound like other words and people had to call them something. But why did they call them something that just makes me think of gay telephones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 To prove that English is a nuanced (read: crazy) language especially made by and for fastidious (read: fussy) people. Have you ever taken a crap so big your pants fit better afterward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 I don't think so. (Yay Larry the Cable Guy!) A Hooters for women with hot shirtless waiters. Good idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 All is fair in love and war sex. So yeah. (IIRC the question was asked by Larry's inebriated compatriot in the Blue Collar Comedy tour, Ron "Tater Salad" White). If the police never find it, is it still a clue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceRibbon Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 I may not be a police officer, but this Lead Pipe I found in the Billiards Room sure looks like a clue. Why can't a P.O. box work as a shipping address for a new TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Have you seen a PO Box? They are SMALL. If there are multiple right answers to a question, how do you pick the best answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Think about it before committing to an answer. What’s inside the box at the end of the movie “Seven?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 I'd tell you, but the movie will be spoilt rotten. Why is there no blue food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 (edited) The rotting corpse of 9. Get it? 'Cause 7 8 9! Answer after I got ninja'd: Because you don't use dye. Why did 7 8 9? Edited October 10, 2018 by IfIHadToPickADude I like my original answer better than Karimlan's. Sorry bud, Yours is cool too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 Because it was a psychopath. Why was Colonel Mustard in the billards room with the lead pipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 He was doing something inappropriate with the pipe. Why is it in Clue you can sometimes unknowingly play as the person who killed Mr. Body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 Because board game logic. If I download a rom in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Yes If I fall back, are you gonna help me back up again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Absolutely. Because I'm a far too empathetic person to do otherwise. Why do I always ask meta questions about the nature of asking a question or being asked a question when I post here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Because it’s clever and interesting. Ive read the Harry Potter books but seen only one full movie; is it worth my time to watch the movies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I think so. They are way better than the PERCY JACKSON MOVIES. Why doesnt Disney try profiting off making a faithful Percy Jackson adaptation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 'Cause they only just bought 21st Century Fox. It might happen after their live action animated adaptations... and their Marvel movies... and their Star Wars movies... and their Home Alone reboot... and their Avatar sequels... and their new Planet of the Apes movies... and their reboot of Romancing the Stone... and their reboot of Casper... and their reboot of Diary of a Wimpy Kid... and their live action adaptation of Madagascar... and their reboot of Alvin and the Chipmunks... and their reboot of Night at the Museum... and their new Kung Fu Panda movies... and their future How to Train Your Dragon movies... After which they will probably have a live action adaptation of Frozen to top it all off. It's probably down the line after all that. How long do I have to wait before that nagging cliffhanger at the end of Golden Sun: Dark Dawn can finally be resolved in some way or another? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 'Til Nintendo releases another Golden Sun game. Also known as "'Til the End of Time." How can something sound like memories, and why does Drugstore Perfume by Gerard Way (actually, pretty much anything off of Hesitant Alien) a perfect example of it? Here's the song so you can listen to it: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 Because we get nostalgic about the songs from our childhood/younger years, and that makes them sound like memories. Why is it so funny to see people fall down and hurt themselves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 It depends on in what context they are falling down. The more irrational they we're being, the funnier the wipe out. In Fire Emblem Heroes, what happens to the characters you dismiss from your army? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 They wake up in their bed and go "holy shit I just had the most weirdest dream, no more shrooms!" Is it funny, interesting, or lame that moons can have moons and they're called moonmoons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I find it hilarious and lame at the same time. Be more creative, science! Gosh darn it. For real though, I had no idea that was a thing. You learn something new everyday... Why does "The Laundry Drying Pole" - as a sword's name - sound so much more badass in Japanese (Monohoshizao), yet so lame in English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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