Dragoncat Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 Because if you touch it with a fork it will knock you out. Why do all toasters have a setting that burns the toast to unedible black bricks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 It's a zombie defense mechanism. At the expense of sacrificing the food source of bread, you get makeshift melee and throwing weapons. And wheat is a renewable resource, meaning that although it can take time, you'll never never run out of ammo. If Metal Gear Solid 3 doesn't have Solid Snake or any Metal Gears, why isn't it called Shagohod Naked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Because you're expecting Kojima to make sense out of a title. Who let drawing be such a tedious process? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 The drawer. Should I draw me and my friends as countryballs? I got some colored pencils as a gift from my class's Christmas party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 20, 2018 Author Share Posted December 20, 2018 Stupid answer: No, draw everyone as ducks. Serious answer: GO FOR IT What is it with all the cross species romances in classic Spyro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 There's nothing in the universe saying that it CAN'T work so... What made Toby Fox decide to release Deltarune episodically? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 To make more money, so he can focus on each episode at a time, so that the game isn't in development forever... Really, pick your poison. How is Christmas only 5 days away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 20, 2018 Author Share Posted December 20, 2018 Time keeps on slipping slipping slipping into the future. Are some people really so stupid that they think chocolate milk comes from brown cows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Well, you have people who believe in an invisible being up in the sky, or that the earth is flat... What do you call that piece of tape that holds the ends of your shoelaces? Is there really a name for those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 They’re called aglets(atlets?) something along those lines (thanks phineas and ferb) Why is winter so f*cking cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 20, 2018 Author Share Posted December 20, 2018 Because summer is so f*cking hot. Who's stupider, flat earthers or anti vaxxers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 We can just dismiss them both as idiots and call it a day. Why is deep dish pizza made with the cheese on top of the sauce/toppings and New York Style pizza's cheese below the toppings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) Different styles require different things. Why are banana costumes funny? Edited December 21, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Because every time you see one, in the back of your subconsciousness you are automatically thinking of the Peanut Butter Jelly rap song. Why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 To strum the banjo and sing Fee Fye Fiddly Aye Oh. Was the sole survivor of Galeem's attack named after the old vacumm cleaner brand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Possibly. Or he was named after a famous comic book artist. Do Gauss and Gauze have anything in common? Besides sounding and being spelled similarly to each other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 They can both be white? What if smurfs were red instead of blue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 It would be harder for people to notice them bleeding Why can't I write a simple, two sentence "essay", but I can write a multipage rant about Fates' localization and an essay analyzing references to mythology in various FE games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 Because things you want to write are always easier and funner to work on. Why did my cat ignore my corded alarm clock until November 2018, when he would start batting at the cord at 3 am every morning and I had to remove it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Because cats pick and choose which time they want to mess around with something. They don't bother trying to make sense to observers. Why do the known laws of aviation dictate that a bee should not be able to fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Magic Considering how there’s magic in the world of FE, why don’t they have airships in their games like Final Fantasy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Because FF airships explicitly run on advanced tech, which FE doesn't have. Why am I planning a Christmas update for my PME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 Because you want to give a present to people who play it. Why does Batman smell and why did Robin lay an egg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Because Robin in this song is Carrie Kelly and female birds are able to lay eggs. Batman just forgot to shower. Who did I agitate today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Santa. Why is Christmas Eve better than Christmas Day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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