XRay Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 It tastes like carbonated water. What do cats have in common with cars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 There is only one letter difference between them. What would a conga line be like underwater? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Reverse squid everywhere. What do you do with a drunken sailor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Apparently, you shave his belly with a rusty razor. If you hit yourself and you cry, does that mean that you are extremely strong or extremely weak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Depends on how much fat and muscle covers the nerves. Or if the nerves even work. Best way to react to a Nat 20? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 8, 2019 Author Share Posted February 8, 2019 Strip and do a touchdown dance. Does every village have an idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Idiocy is eternal, so yes. Why/how is caffeine more poisonous than trichloroethylene? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Because asking for a short-term energy comes with a very demanding price. What would a world with no hypothetical situations be like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 Very very boring. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Because he was distracted by Fir. How did I end up writing a romantic support chain involving candy and chocolate the day before February 14? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 You really wanted to be timely with the conversations. Why aren't blueberries blue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 They are. They just have some indigo on them. Why did Líf get popular? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Because Wrys memes. Can anyone explain what's going on in these screenshots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 A declaration of love, simple as that. In the eyes of the completely oblivious. What is Tiki’s hood made of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Cloth. Why do I find these scenes from Kingdom Hearts 3 surprisingly badass and awesome? (spoilers ahead) Spoiler Woody's speech to Xehanort and Sully defeating Vanitas. What? They're badass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 Because Woody kicking butt is always badass. If Buzz didn't know he was a toy, why did he freeze when Andy was around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Instinct. Why am I trying to help in any way I can? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 You clearly have some altruistic tendencies that make you want to earn the trust and gratitude of others potentially for the chance to reap the benefit of it later on in life. Can we spell creativity however we want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 I guess. Why do I have the tendency to write male protagonists but said male protagonists usually are accompanied by a female companion who is more powerful than them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 You may have potential underlying dominatrix desires possibly. What fighting game does Shaggy not belong in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 All of them, because his presence would make any game imbalanced due to his power. Why the heck did I do nothing but track a millipede's movements during PE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 To make sure the millipede is getting enough exercise. Why does it feel so good when people whisper in my ear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Because it feels like a little wind in a nice day of summer. All of that in your ear, no season needed. Why can't pigs fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Because their bodies are not built for flight. Who is Mr. Blofis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 If you mean Paul Blofis, apparently the stepfather of Percy Jackson who is married to Sally Jackson and the father of Estelle Blofis. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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