Hawkwing Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Humanity no longer uses sticks for culinary purposes. Instead, they are only used as building materials, tools, and weapons. How do you block topics on Serenes Forest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Ask a mod. How do you repopulate Serenes Forest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 By reproduction. Why is Chrom so cool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 'Cause he can get Olivia to fall for him at first sight. Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Vegans won't eat it, so neither. Okay, my birthday is October 29th, meaning I share my birthday with: The day Cyrus the Great of Persia entered Babylon and allowed the Jewish people to return to their homeland. The day Constantine entered Rome as emperor. The first witchcraft trial in Paris. The stock market crash of 1929. The day Ralph Bakshi (creator of Fritz the Cat, one of the first X-rated animated movies) was born. And the day Bob Ross was born. What would this tell me if this was some sort of horoscope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Maybe. Although all those things happened over several centuries, so you may get lucky this generation. Still, it might be a good idea to keep the news on during your birthday party. Where do emergency vehicles get gas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 At the emergency gas station, where there's an emergency convenience store with emergency goods available for emergency sale. Can a golf club also be called a golf stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 If the head goes flying off as you yell "fore!", then yes. Who has better the underwear: Owain, Male Corrin BR, or Male Corrin CQ? Spoiler  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Yellow underwear is best underwear. Can you make weapons of mass destruction with poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Strangely enough, this counts as foreshadowing. How are humans simultaneously extremely durable while also being ridiculously fragile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Skin is just natures duct tape. It manages to keep us together, but the insides are all just that easy to being broken. Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Considering that we have a Space Force, I can believe it. Did Ben Franklin found NASA? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Nope. He was too busy flying kites out in thunderstorms. Why am I pairing Robin and Olivia this time around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 You clearly been thinking about Olivia for a little while recently. Does oral sex really count as cheating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Yes. Why do I randomly want to save orbs to get Spring Alfonse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 You don't have him yet, and he may or may not be a good unit. Why am I so excited that Duma is now in Fire Emblem Heroes, despite the fact that I don't have the space for the game and haven't played it in over a year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 (edited) Because Duma is cool. Why is Alm's father a reindeer with a shiny nose? Edited January 29, 2019 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 29, 2019 Author Share Posted January 29, 2019 Because he likes to play games. Reindeer games. On 1/27/2019 at 11:10 PM, XRay said: How do you repopulate Serenes Forest? Lots of birdy laguz viagra and aphrodisiacs and a way to insure herons are born, but killing the hawks and ravens at birth may be cruel... Can wolf laguz breed with the other "beast" tribes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Ask Dr. Moreau. Why do I often mistake Dr. Moreau for Dr. Monroe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Slight Dyslexia, I don't knkw either. Why does "Desire for Past Days of Sin" sound like an epic title for a JRPG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Beats me. It can also be the title of a racy novel. In the turn of the 20th century, matches used to be in cans and petrol (gasoline) used to be in boxes. Why is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Matchmaking companies decided that boxes cost less than cans, and petrol companies found out that cans were a more practical container than boxes for gasoline. When asked why they have to write the problems down when they can do them in their head, why don't teachers tell students "Of course you can do it in your head, and you will in the future. However if you don't get into the habit of writing math problems out, calculus and physics will become even more of a living hell"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Because it feels more solid and concrete to solve things on paper. Shall I implement an Infinity Stone sidequest in OC Emblem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Yes. Is Build-a-Bear workshop the only place where I can build a stuffed animal? Where do I go if I don't want to build a bear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Pack-a-Pony. What is the most effective and efficient way to destroy a thot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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