XRay Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 It is kind of gross to eat edible water bottles that have been handled around a lot with dirty hands. How much should you charge for sniffing another person's fart? 55 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: No, unless you count shrimp/crabs/lobster, which scientifically are insects. Taxonomically, I thought crustaceans are arthropods, not insects. Insects are arthropods, but not all arthropods are insects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 Well apparently sniffing farts can lower cancer risk so...idk. How do you find a white rabbit in a snowstorm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Roll a 20 for tracking. What is the cloth on Alm's belt used for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 Blowing his nose and flicking the snot at Berkut. Why is there not a FE game where Shanty Pete actually appears? He's always just mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 because his power is too great that our pathetic mortal bodies would instantaneously dissolve upon entering 10 km of his almighty presence. Even the mere mention of his name is enough to send chills down shaggy's spine. Twintails or twindrills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Twindrills only if they do what they're supposed to do and drill properly. What's keeping video game developers from making a Smash Bros. clone with all of the meme requests like Goku and Shaggy that the main Smash Bros. games get? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Probably copyright laws. Would you shag a shagging shaggy Shaggy shagging another shaggy Shaggy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Nope. What is the real identity of my Skyrim OC's mother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Depends on the character's species. Why didn't I go full on Yuri in my Skyrim short fic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 Because you were full of yaoi instead. How many Lowe's could a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 It would be very dependent on how Lowe Rob Lowe can go Lowe assuming he could go any Lowe... er. What sort of ginormous clash of two mighty icons would be so big and grand that it would make Goku vs. Shaggy look like the final battle from Gurren Laggan by comparison? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Skitty vs. Wailord at the Pokémon daycare. How do you spell "spell" without using numbers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Normally. 17 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Depends on the character's species. Imperial. Why did I make a meme-y selection of races for my homebrew D&D including White, Chinese, Czech, Filipino, and Wakandan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Because memes. On 3/24/2019 at 9:56 PM, Dragoncat said: Well apparently sniffing farts can lower cancer risk so...idk. If that's the case, my mom will be cancer free thanks to my step-dad. Why does sparkling water taste like when your leg falls asleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Since the human body is mostly water, it's clear that limbs falling asleep is how sparkling water is made. If I did my own let's play of Sekiro proving my ineptitude at From Software Games, how much newfound respect would DarkSydePhil earn as a gamer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 A little bit. Who pays religious protestors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Nobody. Why am I watching a youtube video that is the entire audio of Shrek 1 converted into a MIDI and then played on synthesia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 'Cause you're late to the Shrek meme. Can you get pregnant from kissing? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Only if you're a bird and it's a cloacal kiss. Was that TMI? What's a house jew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 The non offensive answer is probably a person of Jewish descent who practices Judaism at home. Urban Dictionary says it's a super user on a gambling app that cheats to steal money. How much different would the plot of Hyrule Warriors was realistic? In that when Cia makes her desires known, Link would become so stricken with Cia's beauty that he would just rush up to her, get down on his knees and kiss her boots, and proclaim himself as hers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Very different. Why isn't Hiro Hamada x Elsa a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 (edited) Elsanna and Jelsa are too popular. What happens if you paint your teeth white with nail polish? Edited March 27, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 You poison yourself. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 The SSS. Why is the song Colder by the Minute from the Frozen musical really epic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Really good songwriters made it possible. How do I manage to stave off my 24/7 craving for pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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